FictionPress  |   let the words flow    Mobile
Browse
Just In
Communities
Forums
Betas
Laugh it up
Post jokes or be as random as you can. Make us laugh till we cry. If you have a particulary funny thing to say I may include it in my book.
New Topic . Follow Forum . Topic Subscription
Forums » Laugh it up » Dating tips for Gamers
Post
truthordeal
When you offer a girl some bubbly, make sure you're not referring to Mountain Dew.

Your Xbox Live Gamerscore has no relation to your ability to score.

Try to refrain from shouting, "I pwned u! Noob!" Especially in bed.

Make no mention of 'Dragon Ball Z.' Ever.

Real girls don't come with rumble packs, but they do provide force feedback where appropriate.

Please don't tell her you want to see other people because you "Gotta catch 'em all."

Don't preface a romantic dinner with the phrase, "Wizard needs food, badly."

Don't tell her your XXL 'Halo' shirt is like Victoria's Secret for men.

No matter how many times you try, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A won't unlock her "bonus stage."

Don't tell her you're athletic if the closest you've gotten to pigskin is eating pork rinds while playing 'Madden.'\

3/02/2007 #1
Forum Moderators: snoochie flagship
Rules:
  • Forums are not to be used to post stories.
  • All forum posts must be suitable for teens.
  • The owner and moderators of this forum are solely responsible for the content posted within this area.
  • All forum abuse must be reported to the moderators.
Membership Length: 2+ years 1 year 6+ months 1 month 2+ weeks new member
All times are in UTC-8 US PST Time Zone.