Off Topic Discussion - Once A Slave, Magebound Stories Forum

I like it when the Grim Reaper comes and checks his list-thang.

#151 Jul 01st 2007, 5:11pm

Bah. You all are so heartless!

What I like to do is get my Sims pregnant with the grim reaper's baby--and with the proper cheat codes, it can be done.

#152 Jul 02nd 2007, 9:46am

OMG!! That's hilarious! Can you get the guys pregnant? (had a dream like that once -drools-)

#153 Jul 02nd 2007, 3:36pm

Mpreg... I've had many long conversations about that topic. D:

#154 Jul 02nd 2007, 3:59pm

Mpreg. I actually find it kind of yummy--oops, I mean funny! It's funny. Heh heh, especially with lots of whip cream. *licks lips*

Please excuse Alchemage for the moment being. She is incredibly perverted today.

((Yes, you can impregnate anyone--two men, two women, a man and an alien, a baby and the grim reaper. You name it.))

Oh, and naughty, naughty dream, Rose. Shame on you.

#155 Jul 02nd 2007, 5:13pm . Edited Jul 02nd 2007, 5:14pm

I couldn't help it!!!

I like whipped cream, but not on pregnant men, ok? Ok.

#156 Jul 02nd 2007, 7:16pm

Good point. I'm disgusted too.

#157 Jul 03rd 2007, 7:40am

Yeah. Heh, forget the gutter, I think our minds live in the sewers.

#158 Jul 03rd 2007, 10:20am

*sigh* In the sewers, with the rats and New York alligators. This is what Lark and Naeven do to me. And you too. Grr on you.

#159 Jul 03rd 2007, 5:55pm

*sigh* In the sewers, with the rats and New York alligators. This is what Lark and Naeven do to me. And what you all do to me too. Grr on you.

--Just read the first chapter of Magebreak! Awesome, no?--

#160 Jul 03rd 2007, 5:56pm . Edited Jul 03rd 2007, 5:56pm

Yay!

What did I do?? (I can guess, but still!)

#161 Jul 04th 2007, 2:25pm

You people do a lot of things. Half of them incredibly indecent.

Haha, just kidding. I blame Emsledge for all the indecent stuff.

#162 Jul 04th 2007, 2:30pm

Why are you always blaming people!!! Jeez!

And hey.....don't mess with us mind-sewer rats!!! Gosh! (that sounded weird)

#163 Jul 04th 2007, 2:59pm

Katica Locke

All right, I take full credit ... er ... blame for the indecent stuff. I am singlehandedly responsible for the corruption of the world's youth, lol.

Oh, and since you got me thinking about mpreg a while back, I had to put this gem of a conversation into the book --

***

"If you want to marry me," I say, "I won't stop you, though I will point out that you're getting the raw end of that deal."

"That's a matter of opinion," he says with a grin. "As my husband, you can legally provide me with an heir."

"You're going to get me pregnant?" I say, joking. He laughs.

"No, but we could find you a nice young woman to marry and you could get her pregnant." That wipes the smile off my face. He steps closer, a slight frown on his face. "What's wrong? Did -- did you want to get pregnant? Because I might --" I force a weak laugh.

"No, Naeven, that's not it."

"Then what? You don't like women?"

"I like women just fine," I say, turning away. "I just ... I've never had ... sex with one."

***

Lol. Now I blame you.

#164 Jul 04th 2007, 3:26pm

Yay! You inserted Lark/Naeven mpreg and now they're going to have a demented but smexy little baby which will one day grow up and marry Rayne and then they'll get pregnant together and then...

I love the conversation though. You're right, it just had to be in here. Now I want to see which woman is chosen for Lark. Please say this is in Magebreak.

((And I forgot you also watch this forum, otherwise I never would have blamed you. I'd have blamed the Orange Mage.))

Oh and:

What was Naeven going to do? "Because I might" what? How far can his mage powers really go?

#165 Jul 04th 2007, 3:55pm

Marry Rayne!? You can't get rid of Bel! ;-;

Oh, snap. I can actually see a mother Lark. He would make a good mommy...

#166 Jul 04th 2007, 4:13pm

Lark as a mommy.

*twitch*

Well, he'd probably be a lot better than Naeven.

Bah, Bel can jump in a lake, I really don't like him. No offense to Emsledge, it's just that Bel is keeping Rayne from getting together with Lark or Naeven.

#167 Jul 04th 2007, 4:21pm

Yeah, just picture Lark in an apron brandishing a spoon and screaming at a load of kids. lolz

Naeven, I don't want to know how you know how to get a guy pregnant. I really don't (psst--i'm lying.....) That was funny, though.

Speaking of which, I had something like that with my characters. One says to the other, "Val, if I was a girl, would you get me pregnant?" "Are you hinting at something?" ;P

#168 Jul 04th 2007, 4:24pm

I can see Lark in the apron too...

And I love Bel... He's so cute and sweet and huggable...which is why he's perfect with Rayne who is not perfect with Lark or Naeven. D:

"Val, if I was a girl, would you get me pregnant?" "Are you hinting at something?" Haha cute. ^^

#169 Jul 04th 2007, 4:26pm

I like Bel!!! I was trying to remember his name today.....cause I was thinking about the spinoff Katica mentioned....

Bel is cool. And why is Alchemage trying to ruin Lark and Naeven's relationship?!?! Gawd!!

(is there a nickname we can give Naeven? cause 'Nae' sounds really lame)

#170 Jul 04th 2007, 4:27pm

I personally call him "horny bastard" or "sexy son of a **."

#171 Jul 04th 2007, 4:29pm

That's no shorter, that's longer!!! Unless SSOAB or HB works........hm...

#172 Jul 04th 2007, 4:30pm

Why am I trying to ruin their relationship? Because affairs = drama, and drama = gooooooood.

Nae? Sounds like neigh, which has me thinking of horses, which has me thinking of Lucifer the vampire horse, which has me thinking of your character Val, which now has me drawing ties between Naeven and Val, and now I can't get mage/vampire slash out of my head. Thanks.

I vote for Sexy Son of a **. I think Lark and Schaff will agree with me.

#173 Jul 04th 2007, 4:33pm . Edited Jul 04th 2007, 4:34pm

Pssht.

Mean people.

*goes and sulks*

OH AND SUBWAY'S CLOSED TODAY WTF IS UP WITH THAT!? WHO CARES IF IT'S A HOLIDAY!?

#174 Jul 04th 2007, 4:35pm

The people at Subway need a day off too. I know a girl who works at Subway. I think she beats her employees.

Naeven and Val?? I have no idea what to think.....all I know is that Lark and Aine would be like, "WTF just happened?"

#175 Jul 04th 2007, 4:55pm

Katica Locke

I watch ALL the forums, Alchemage, muwah ha ha! And Jaguan isn't the Orange Mage! That's his color, not his title. No, I can't see them picking a girl for him in this book. I don't know if Naeven could really get Lark pregnant, but he probably knows someone who has the power to.

Rayne and Bel are my favorite couple, aside from Lark and Naeven, so nothing is going to screw up their relationship. (Not permanently, anyway. Drama = good, break-up = bad)

Very cute line, Rose.

Damn, I wanted to have Subway tonight. *grump*

#176 Jul 04th 2007, 4:56pm

Thanks. ^__^

Well, I had to MAKE my own dinner. Jeez.

Pregnant Lark....man. That's funny.

#177 Jul 04th 2007, 5:00pm

Imagine, actually having to COOK. Like a normal person.

Well, no. Normal People probably eat all their meals at McDonald's from the Dollar Menu. I love those commercials.

Bel...I just can't see him as being cute. And that's what bothers me. Well maybe I'm just weird, seeing as I imagine all the characters as Chibi anyway, SSOAB especially.

#178 Jul 05th 2007, 6:40am

-.-;;; Kinda sad how I'm the only one that cooks here. -sigh-

Yeah, Bel is all 'grrr', but he's cute when he's not all 'grrr' ^__6

#179 Jul 05th 2007, 8:36am

Imagine, actually having to COOK. Like a normal person.

I just woke up so my mind's still fuzzy...so I saw that as "Imagine, actually having **."

#180 Jul 05th 2007, 11:34am

-shakes finger- Such a dirty mind, Serial! Tsk tsk. Lol

Hey, why are most people born in September?

#181 Jul 05th 2007, 12:07pm

I didn't know that they were. o.o

But maybe it leads back to...people trying to keep warm in January...by...um...bare skin on bare skin...

#182 Jul 05th 2007, 12:09pm

Cause September is about 9 months after the day after Valentine's Day. ;)

#183 Jul 05th 2007, 12:16pm

((Serial! Stop being so naughty! No one wants to know how much you **. :) ))

Oooohhh, that's why. Ew. Valentines Day is so...well, I see your point. But I was born in July, lucky me. *launches fireworks*

#184 Jul 05th 2007, 3:19pm

I'm a December girl.

But I know someone who was born in September. She hit me for that joke.

#185 Jul 05th 2007, 3:34pm

Nice. She sounds so pleasant, especially for someone probably "made" on Valentine's Day.

#186 Jul 05th 2007, 3:38pm

Yeah. She reminds me too much of Val. It's scary.

#187 Jul 05th 2007, 3:41pm

Scary like Vampire scary? I like Naeven as a Mage, not a vamp.

#188 Jul 05th 2007, 4:07pm

...I had a dream last night and three friends and I were in this dark cave place and I heard someone moving around in this little tunnel and I was like "Oh, don't worry guys. That's just Edward M. Sledge from Fictionpress..."

...I dream about you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

#189 Sep 01st 2007, 11:39am

Katica Locke

I am afraid. Very afraid. Lol.

#190 Sep 01st 2007, 12:49pm

FreezingRayne

That's really...odd. Oh no, crazy writer in a cave! She will attack your boyfriend and write sexy slash about him!

#191 Sep 01st 2007, 1:53pm