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  Girlbrainiac All those funny insults about Yo mama! 10/24/2007 #1---------------------------------- Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo mama so ugly, she strings steaks around her neck just so the dog would play with her. |
 DudeInHyrule Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. 11/21/2007 #2Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, those floaty words came up and said "TO BE CONTINUED." Yo mama's so stupid, when the bartender told her drinks were on the house, she left to get a ladder. Yo mama's butt's so big, before God said "Let there be light", he told yo mama to move her butt out of the way. Yo mama's so poor, when somebody saw her kicking a can down the side of the road and they asked her what she was doing, she replied "Moving." Yo mama's so poor, a robber broke into and out of her house at the same time. Yo mama's so poor, she got married just for the rice. |
| Iced Tea Junkie Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. 1/05/2008 #3Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy will only go near her with a blindfold and a stick. Yo mama's so ugly, they put her picture on the human evolution chart. On the left. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a baby, they put a diaper on her head and a spoon in her butt. Yo mama's so fat, Osama Bin Laden hid inside her belly button. No wonder they can't find him. Yo mama's so huge, she's got her own zip code, time zone, and Disney World. Yo mama's so tall, she became the first woman to reach the top of Mount Everest WITHOUT having to climb it. Yo mama's so short, she installed a doggie door, and you don't have a dog. Yo mama's so old, you thought she was watching Jurassic Park, but it was only home movies. Yo mama's so poor, she only goes to church for the wafers. And last, but not least: Yo mama's so dumb, she ran for president and won. |
| DudeInHyrule Hey, thos are in the exact order they're on at that Yo Mama joke site... copy-pasta, not cool, mang. 3/06/2008 #4^_- |
| Iced Tea Junkie I've never been to a Yo Mama website. I made most of these up. 3/06/2008 #5 |
| spidermonkey45 I got one, most the gud ones are taken!! Yo mommas so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the couch 5/20/2008 #6 |
| Ten ways to spoil dinner I just thought of this. Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money. 5/25/2008 #7 |
| Ten ways to spoil dinner Yo mama's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue's in jail 6/06/2008 #8 |
| Mrs. Tina Marina Strikes Back Yo mamma's so old she saw Shakespeare on tour. 7/23/2008 #9 |
| Ten ways to spoil dinner yo mama is like a doorknow, everyone gets a turn. 8/21/2008 #10 |
| DudeInHyrule Your Mama's like a Hardware store: ten cents a screw. 8/23/2008 #11 |
| Ten ways to spoil dinner yo mama's like a vacuum: she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet (got that one from my younger brother.) 8/24/2008 #12 |
| Piwi Jones Yo momma's just like a brick, flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans! (I'm a mexican, so don't say I'm being racist!) 8/30/2008 #13 |
| No Air Yo mama is so fat that when she jump fo joy... she got stuck. Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside, people started running after her, screamin'. "TAXI! TAXI!" 11/19/2008 #14 |
| No Air Yo mama is so fat that when she jump fo joy... she got stuck. Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside, people started running after her, screamin'. "TAXI! TAXI!" 11/19/2008 #15 |
| Miss-You-Too Yo mamma so cross eyed she looked out the front door to see out the back door. Yo mamma so stupid she kept looking at the orange juice box when it said 'Concentrate.' 5/23/2009 #16 |
| Miss-You-Too Yo mamma so cross eyed she looked out the front door to see out the back door. Yo mamma so stupid she kept looking at the orange juice box when it said 'Concentrate.' 5/23/2009 #17 |
| fears up side Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down broke his crown then found out the hill was just your mother 6/11/2009 #18 |
| Uberish Yo mamma so fat, when she went up in space, everyone said, "A whole new world!" 5/05/2010 #19 |
| MarcusXD fell in love and broke it is simply hilarious 2/07/2011 #20 |
| Livvy10 My friend said this at lunch one time, and we all cracked up. "Yo mama so fat, she wouldn't float in space!" We started this thing at lunch where we told yo mama jokes, but my teacher got mad about it, so we made them into compliments. They weren't as funny though, so it pretty much died. 7/29/2011 #21 |
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