Some sound advice for all you kiddies out there;

If night of totally mystifying events leads you to come to in a gutter in some armpit of a town of which you have no idea of the locality, it would call for some serious thinking to say the least. Although, if you've woken up in the middle of the red light district without your money or clothes you can assume your night was eventful and fullfilling. If, however, you also have a parking fine attached to your forehead you should know your luck is about to change.

confusing i know, but just wait till it happens to you!

all hail to the mighty faeries! it's the gnomes that must be shot!