*Smiles* I got a new muse. Meet Eric, the goth Umbreon.

Eric: ... I like to kill.
*Sweatdrops* Well, that sums him up pretty well. He'll probably be helping me with angsty fics.
Eric: Angst means sadness. Sadness means gore, blood, and death. All are good things.
Okay, you shut up now.
Vurso: *Sweatdrops* Why did she have to get another muse? Especially one that could murder us all while we sleep?
Firethroat: I know... great, isn't it?
Me, Vurso, and Eric: *Sweatdrop*
Anyways, the offer still stands for people to help me on my fics. I need people to continue the following fics, please (everyone will be given FULL credit for the chapters they do):

Origins: Before the Legendaries
Flame
Dragon Wings

And, please, if you want to do the fic, either IM me on AIM, or use the following e-mail: Red_Pheonix@hotmail.com . Don't use the yahoo one, as I never check it.

Now, for my quote(s):

King: I-it's you... I know you! ... Who are you again?
Rosario: -_-' Rosario, my name is Rosario!
King: Oh, that's right, Rodishio!

Duf Phin: *Cuts off top part of Mink's armor*
Male Audience: *Nose bleed*
Announcer: Wow! Let's hope he doesn't stop there!
Duf Phin: Yay! I did something dirty!

Rosario: You see, Ruth has a daughter, your Majesty...
King: Wha? Are you saying that I should take Ruth's DAUGHTER instead of his WIFE?
Rosario: *While rubbing King's head with a towel* Oh, what a lovely, empty shiny head!

~ All from Dragon Half (my 10 year old sister got it for x-mas. The warning on the box says "Contains ridiculous violence and brief nudity"... makes sense, doesn't it? Cool video, though.)