The life of a 2000-year-old vampire isn't all glamour, you know. To combat vampiric boredom and senility, the Queen of the Damned writes fanficton, argues with the voices in her head, and collects men to put in her wardrobe. These men include, but are not limited to:
Sharpe (who is immortal, not fictional)
Celeborn (likewise)
Stuart Townsend (as Lestat)
Sean Bean
Viggo Mortenson
Christopher Walken
Ewan McGregor
Dominic Monaghan
Billy Boyd
Sean Astin
Ioan Gruffudd
Joaquin Phoenix
Jude Law
Hugh Jackman
Howie Dorough
Jerome Pradon
Eddie Izzard
Billy Connelly

Dan Radcliffe and Tom Felton live in the other wardrobe, playing Nintendo and eating jelly beans. The Queen of the Damned covets many other men, but her like-minded friends got there first *sulks*. When not doing anything else, the Queen can be found sipping a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, watching Sharpe and Hornblower re-runs, and plotting the untimely demise of Russell Crowe.