| A Perfect Sonnet |
Author has written 74 stories for General, Humor, Fantasy, Romance, Love, Humor, General, Song, and Nature. (The Current Status Of Everything) Sorry About Dresden won a SKOW award for Most Creative Plot (judges' pick) while I was MIA. Awesome. Anywho: I'm still planning/working on rewriting or removing almost everything that I have posted. Please refer to the story-specific notes below if you're curious on the update-status of a story, I do keep the notes there up to date. Otherwise, life is fantastic, although a little irrelevant to itself. —A Perfect Sonnet (In Progress) Sorry About Dresden: (Completely different rewrite of Escape The Rain With Wishes): I have a fully complete outline for it - which is more than I can say for my other stories, lol. 7.29.10: Chapter five is finished and just needs to be betaed and go through (hopefully) minor corrections. It'll be up wicked soon, I swear. No lies this time. Neely O'Hara: 1 (Favorites: 17) (Alerts: 25) (C2s: 1) The Ballad Of Tobias Hemingway: I'm rewriting this in the moments when I feel like writing, but am in the mood to work on something sillier and less intensive than Sorry About Dresden. Updates will be even less consistent than usual, sorry, but I am working on it (which I know will be good news to a few of you)! Tobias Hemingway: 1 (Favorites: 7) (Alerts: 3) (On Pause) Blood On Our Sneakers: Chapter seven is partially written and this is in no way a permanent hiatus, but I'm taking a break to focus on Sorry About Dresden for a while. My apologies. Jacklyn Paquin: 1 / 2 / 3 Holden Gyllenhaal: 1 (Favorites: 129) (Alerts: 90) (C2s: 7) Death By Tap Shoes & Cigarettes: I love this story and, again, have no intention of abandoning it. It needs some serious editing and I've hit a bit of a block for the current chapter, but it will definitely be continued. I also want to do some poetry rewrites for it — I don't like some of them much anymore. Rilo: 1 (Favorites: 28) (Alerts: 8) (C2s: 1) (Things To Completely Rewrite & Be In Progress Eventually) Letters: I'm preparing to do a moderate rewrite. Some cutting, editing and such, more mystery and more directional structure, but for now I'm putting it on hold. Cohen: 1 (Favorites: 9) (Alerts: 4) La Belle Et Le Bad Boy: I kind of have an itch to pick this up again. With a slight rewrite and some long term plot adjustments, good things could come from this. I love the concept of it, I'm just not certain if I know how to handle it correctly. Keep an eye out. Scarlett Kweller: 1 (Favorites: 2) (Alerts: 2) 7 Translationism 6: After seeing this really amazing laptop the other day, I've gotten the urge to rewrite this into an epic piece of steampunk influenced fantasy. I don't think I'll attempt to undertake this idea until I finish Blood On Our Sneakers and Sorry About Dresden — too much work. But it's exciting to think about! Arienette: 1 (Potential New Stories — Not To Be Started Until I Finish What I've Already Started) How I Learned To Love The Atomic Bomb: Ophelia "Opi" St. James has the most vivid and constant imagination of all time, so much that she can no longer distinguish reality from daydreams. This is fine by her until she meets Jude and can't tell if she made him up or if he actually exists and is willingly weaving himself into her bizarre version of life. She might be insane, but they say if you think you're insane then you probably aren't. In the end it's all a matter of opinion. (I want to do this so much. You don't even know. It will just be so beautifully fun...) Ophelia St. James: 1 (Statistics) You are on the favorites list of 91 members. Play the Review Game. Excessive thanks to Midnight In Eden for helping me rework and edit my poetry and effervescent-sentiments for helping me with Sorry About Dresden. "It's not that the future is coming faster and faster —it's that the past wants nothing to do with us." | |||||||
1. The Ballad Of Tobias Hemingway reviewsWhen Tobias leaves random notes around town, Jane decides to track him down. With his love of mythology and her wanting anything but boredom, the pair develops a rather unconventional relationship based on that of Cupid and Psyche.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-18-10 - Published: 9-9-042. Whiplash Therapy For The Undearly reviewsHeartstring whiplash in the breath before summer, I regret forgetting how your fingerprints felt against my skin.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete3. Sorry About Dresden » reviewsNeely's fondest wish was to disappear. Dresden offers to grant her wish, but now she's thinking she'd rather name him Rabbit and follow him to Wonderland. Will she become part of his twisted fairytale or find her own way to happiness with Jasper?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 3-18-094. TwentyFirst Century Icarus reviewsThe day the sky ended, she took up her patent-leather larynx and told me how she longed for a recurrence of her youth and beauty — those days before ozone age spots and hot flashes we nicknamed global warming.Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete5. Disaster Theorem For The RibcageDomino reviewsCricket-jawed on the bone-swing of yesterday, I counted the feet of the kindergarten chain gang as their toes swept the astroturf into a perpetual plastic clean.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete6. Blood On Our Sneakers » reviewsJacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 9-11-047. Radio Romantic reviewsBalloon-pants Billy's had his eyes closed for 87 years and hasn't looked back since.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete8. Death By Tap Shoes & Cigarettes » reviewsPoet Girl is obsessed with two things: poetry and Jazz Boy. When they run away to Kansas City in search of Bohemia and a way out of the Midwest, will they find it? Or will the boy who sold his soul to the devil for a pair of drum sticks get in their way?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-11-049. Pentad Prayer For The Midwest Momentaries reviewsLionizing you in the sea change of my thoughts, I imagine exchanging skin with you.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-08 - Complete10. Sunspot Grammar In The Outside House reviewsSunspots martyred their bodies across my vision as I lay sprawled in the summer-thick braids of grass, my fingertips naming each strand Kelly."Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete11. Laundry Days reviewsDryer vents smell like sex-appeal and boys who knew me well enough to seduce me in the drum-drum-whoop of the laundry room.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-1-08 - Complete12. Sinnerman Says reviewsSinnerman tells me I'm a Pain Grower. Says I offer liquid breasts of false sympathy to the Lonely One with the pale, pale face and radio stained feet whose musty mouth smells like it wants to be my martyr.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete13. The Heaviness Of Being Weightless reviewsWe are the inflatable balloon people —breathe into me, I'll breathe into you— and my helium body wants to be a static-electric satellite around you.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete14. System For Creationism reviews"Let's create a universe," we said as we stared at the pale skeleton of the space heater still-life wonderland picture show.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete15. Reckoning For A Childhood Revolutionary reviewsWhen we were children we licked skinned knees and held our hands above our heads as we ran like our palms had eyes and making a fist was just blinking.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-08 - Complete16. Mayhem In The Midwest reviewsHe was hard as nails with an anatomically correct reproduction of the circulatory system built into the tip of his tongue.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-5-0817. Letters » reviewsIt was in the middle of a carnival that Cohen fell in love with Paige. After Cohen takes off, without a reason or a goodbye, Paige writes him letters through which their history unfolds. But where did he go and why is Gypsy Sparrow giving her daisies?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 10-27-0418. What We Were reviewsI know you stole my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Super Nintendo game.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete19. A History Of Why People Leave reviewsYou watched me as if my face were a television I could use to charm you into anything, like the day I convinced you to be an electric elephant machinePoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete20. Preservation Of An Atlas reviewsThe future was a complexity we didn't often care for as we inhaled radio static and braided our tongues into promises and swears.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-6-07 - Complete21. Our Algebra reviewsI live for hours as a cathedral when you breath your confessions into my skin until they fill me up and I become a sin balloon.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete22. The Icarus Child reviewsWhen you were young you were a tree beast with arms like rattle snakes that would fall down to your feet. And with forks for fangs you would toss and turn, unsure of what your body was for.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete23. Travelogue reviewsThese days I'm in transit, a mouth full of gasoline and spark plugs.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete24. Want Not reviewsThis is not a warning, Sir. I'm fastening defiance to your backhanded supports and birds to your wrists to stretch you out so you, too, can feel the thinness of my paper. And then how we will wrap our arms around the trees!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete25. A Way To Mean reviewsAnd I am not one for lovers, but I spent an entire night dreaming of your shoulders.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete26. Post Obsessionism reviewsSo maybe I'm a catalyst of cures or it could be that this girl is just a twist on frankincense and myrrh...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-06 - Complete27. We Age Like This reviewsFor now I am young and you saw this and wrote my motions down on brown paper bags...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-06 - Complete28. Forward Tell reviewsThat day I drank the sky.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-06 - Complete29. Almost Crimes reviewsYou're the boy I won't with, when my will is mistook for willing. And your slick-jawed face and crooked eyes, appealing like your knotted smiles, give your lips confession grace that means your wrong was my October right.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-0630. Young Lovers To Your Future Go reviews"I awoke beneath the covers of my lover, green roses at my feet, iconic of young love trying to be it's future now. The beauty of the blossoms, it took me by surprise and by the hand, turning my fingers green by misdirecting them with silver lines from yoPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-0631. I Am In Life After reviews"But my humanity says that's a Never / to their Shall and my mouth could keep it if my skin could speak a vow -as such / it makes prints not sonnets and / only a different birth could change That now"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-0632. Smoke Called Air reviews"in those / candy cigarette moments of radiant confession when / we sit with our smoke called air and realize how / we have no profession – just a few moments of well-passed time"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-0633. Where The Anything Everything’s Grow reviews"August begs me come and August begs me go / to for to find through it to though / All's left to leave from move to go / and I'm too young to be this old"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-0634. Four For Seville"because life's too fast and she has to let the stragglers go / she may be going nowhere but she's getting there now / and twenty-seven hour drives are easier without tag-along rodeo clowns / or love-struck novelty liars with simple sex-affection mouths"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 5-8-0635. HighClass Love For My LowSkirt Maintenance reviews"that was a flash of the leg for the Nation / i never thought i'd be that kind of nationalist girl"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0636. 0110001001enough1101010011 reviews"you threw a carton of cigarettes at my head when you forgot that "Hello" would say your sentiment better"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-0637. Autobiographical Off My Behalf reviews"and then there's every time i've ever written it for a boy"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0638. Misinterpretation Of A PartTime Insomniac reviews"i knew i'd lost my home when i / caught my knuckles licking my four a.m. eyes"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0639. Here's For Our There's reviews"and it's only convenience that's key for / this modern day girl of bedroom irrelevance and / drug blood innocence who saw / you and your There and said he / is a Where for my Here to go to and be for"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0640. Silver Process Cocaine reviewsToday I watched a boy snort cocaine off one of the school's silver process photography enlargers in the darkroom…Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-0541. To My Love Be Loved reviews"I walked down the great picture (s of) scenes of Paris"Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-0542. Waste Your Love reviews"I know a girl who loves to waste her love..."Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-0543. Playground Love reviewsBeautiful boys are always beautiful, senseless liars, aren't they?Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-0544. AnEquationForPastTime OR MyBelovedChildhoodDisease reviews"To them it's more about the appearance of everything or the lack thereof that took them from swimming pool glamour to half-pornographic and mild mannered with their unprecedented too-hot-for-sundown experience hounds – little girls in sundresses pretendiPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-0545. easynovelneed reviews"i'm easy like pills/like the pills you took in spite of me and my easy"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-0546. Beauty In My Breakdowns reviews"or being told i'm perfect as I drunkenly tap dance to make you forget how you aren't supposed to smile"Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-0547. The Artistic Inbreeds reviews"We're all "Modern" but cheap -an entire generation of egotistical Could-be's/My canvas can stretch and so can your notes but extension isn't invention it's/Our uninspired desperation for an original definition"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-0448. Ramble On Rilo » reviews"Cast from the regret of their preciously precocious high school whores/Who know their own name as well as they don't know yours/And looking at them and their three am lovers you're/Convinced that you're stark raving sane"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-18-04 - Published: 12-17-0449. Hippies Will Be The Death Of Us All: A Collection » reviewsThis is a collection of my short stories, or, rather, the ones that are worth a read. Some are simply for amusement, in case the title doesn't give that one away, and other's are more experimental. They will always (ALWAYS) be original and interesting; IFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-5-0450. Unnatural Sunday reviews"Blue hair, blue eyes -you're so sweet you make me cry/Like the most unnatural bubblegum you can find/Chewed during church on any day but an actual Sunday/Because the only sin that's left is the sin of conformity"Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-0451. The Makings Of The Maker Make Themselves reviews"As a full string orchestra commands children to thow tantrums to the rise, and the fall, of a violin bow"Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-0452. Jazz Killed Itself reviewsAll hail Raphael! The most beautiful boy in Kansas. This human archangel that speaks like Vonnegut, composing himself in backwards-forwards time as he skips to skip a trip that narrowly misses our street Cupid of acid trips.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-0453. Allelu Allelu: Go YouMe To The Emergency Room reviews"and the blinds are chained to my window sill/prison bars in the style of the eyes of a child from behind a bicycle wheel"Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-0454. Patent Leather Heels And Black Fedoras reviewsThe couches are made of leather/And the bed is made of convenience/The photographs sleep in frames of black metal/Ignoring their eyes so they don't have to see/How ungentlemanly your man is about to bePoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-0455. Pain Gets You High reviewsYour paranoid eyes drip lies faster than your mouth/When your mysteries threaten to unravel/Shooting pain in her veins, it's how she gets high/And that dull sensation is what keeps her alivePoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-0456. Lover Can You Love Me? reviewsHere's to Interpol and eyeliner in my half of the bedroom/And vodka and confusion in our veins/I won't let go of my lover if I convince her to stay/I want her here in my space with rings around her eyes/Whispering lyrics under her breath as I whisper lyriPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-0457. Styrofoam & Snow reviewsMy dead step-uncle left me something in his Will several years ago and my father and stepmother sent it to me on Christmas morning. That inspired this, even though I originally wrote this for chapter three of my story "Blood On Our Sneakers." I just reallPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-0458. Occupy My Folding Chair reviewsI've got somewhere you can go...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-0459. La Belle Et Le Bad Boy reviewsScarlett's long time boyfriend elopes with another girl, leaving her irrational and causing her to go out for a night on the town as a person opposite that of her normal self. Bring on the alcohol, drugs, sex and a mentally unsound Charlie.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-4-0460. The Dandelion Suicides: The Beautiful Religion reviewsI am a Dandelionism convert. Meet my Jesus...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-0461. Laws Of Chemistry reviewsThis is the one rule I have for guys I date! No, that's a lie, there's more than one. But this is the big one! High priority!Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-0462. My Oxygenated Lover reviewsWhat is it with me and writing love letters to things you can't really write love letters to? First a city, now air...Air, I love you! I can't keep it to myself any longer!Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-0463. The Painter's Canvas reviewsA, hmmm, -different- view of virginity: Frustration.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-0464. goingdown: reviewsWhat's the value of a soul? What's the value of a nickle? [Warning!: Contains 'experimental' poetry! Oh. No. ]Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-0465. i! feel: It? reviewsCarpal Tunnel Syndrome at sixteen? Yeah, I'm not sure I believe it either. However, I -do- believe in experimental poetry!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-9-0466. Some Crazy Censored Wants To Medicate Me reviewsMe? Medication? Absolutely!Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-0467. Love Letter To A City reviewsI wrote a love letter, but I'm not sure who to send it to. Do cities have mailing addresses?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-9-0468. Escape The Rain With Wishes » reviewsIshi's fondest wish is to disappear. Until she meets a mysterious child that hands her a chance to, but it's a one-way trip. Now Ishi battles with what she really wants, while fate messes with her mind.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 7-29-0269. 7 Translationism 6 » reviewsArienette is young and suffers from a fatal blood condition. One day in an attempt to calm her mind she goes to a pasture, shoots God, and kills him. She is then hunted by the angel Gabrielle, who will do anything to kill her.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-18-04 - Published: 12-24-0370. Don't Blame Pickle, It's Just A Suicidal Weasel reviewsI write the strangest stories for my English class...This is based around a purse. And that's about it.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-0371. Toast, Gophers, & Chemical F reviewsMost of the people in the world have been changed into bubbles. Then there's that darn Bubble Emperor and his Bubble Popping Machine complicating it. So what in Dasani do Toast and Gophers have to do with it? Well, that's only part of what you'll be wondeFiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-0372. Dimension reviewsWhat if time had no direction and dimensions co-existed and could be passed between? Those who don't live it can't understand it, why should we be different? *complete*Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-0373. The "Imagination" Cronicals reviewsThis is only humor/action/adventure if you are not quite all there, like the author for example. I just wanted to do something different. So here it is, a thing that mocks many things while being amusing to me, Muhahaha!-Madison is bored and finds unusualFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-0274. Fate Decides Now reviewsI don't even understand this. It deals with another view on love. Natasha & Dais are in an accident, Dais is killed right away, Natasha is left with misery and a relization. CompleteFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-02