Shampoo Suicide
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since: 09-10-01, id: 110028, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for Young Adult, General, and Romance.

I'm not a writer, but I like to pretend.


1. The Blessed Virgin reviews
"After missing two periods in a row, I finally accept that I am pregnant with the second coming of Christ. "
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-6-13 - Complete
2. Hypomania » reviews
A summer trip in madness.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 1-28-13
3. Three Point Play » reviews
It doesn't feel like just hooking up when it's your best friend, when it's a huge fucking secret like this. When he kisses me goodnight like we're dating. How the hell could I not feel like this? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-25-10 - Complete
4. Passive Aggressive reviews
Angela and Nick aren't together, and they're never going to be. That's just how it goes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete
5. Like, How You Are reviews
A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete
6. College Material reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete
7. My Mathematical Mind reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 6-15-05 - Complete
8. Identity Disturbance » reviews
Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 3-3-04
9. You're Too Wonderful to Die reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 3-6-05 - Complete
10. This Isn't About Rape and Murder reviews
"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 7-31-04 - Complete
11. This Won't Mean a Thing Come Tomorrow reviews
But I love the way you'd roll excuses off the tip of your tongue... Alex and Mike share a possibly final friendly moment
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-20-04 - Complete
12. Concentrated on Falling Apart reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy name Mike who liked to count the bones in his rib cage through his shirt.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-11-03 - Complete
13. Maybe I Should Hate You For This reviews
She pulled away at a nail with a rough yank from her teeth, bringing skin with it. She licked away the blood that'd begun to pool, and pondered shaving her hair off...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-8-03 - Complete