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wow i havent updated this in a long long time...so i think i will now!!!

lets see..what can i say about myself? im your basic 15 year old girl...i love surfing, josh hartnett, and *gasp!* country music!!! hehe...anyways i love the harry potter books, theyre the best thing to happen to the world and i wish i were J.K. Rowling...*sniff*...oh, by the way, i detest school and everything it stands for (thanks to lucy for that)...its a horrid business, being a student...*sigh* only three years till graduation!!! *wink*

okay i have 2 VERY important words: DRACO ROCKS!! =) He's the best!!

I am a complete H/Hr shipper and proud of it!!! Pretty much all of my stories will be about harry and hermione, but I'm presently working on a Draco angst fic...hopefully itll be done soon *grin* :)

Slytherins are sexier,
It's a well-established fact.
We're known for disregarding rules
We act how we want to act.
If you pick a Hufflepuff
You'll find him thick of skull,
Patient, true, adoring of you
And just a trifle— dull.
Or you might choose a Ravenclaw,
If you are keen on swots,
He'll read you soulful poetry
While you sigh and count his spots.
And as for mighty Gryffindor,
Well, let's not mince our words.
We all know the truth about
Men with outsized swords...
Yes, Slytherin's the only House
For the wicked and the wild,
So snag yourself a Slytherin,
Put a wiggle in your stride

(thanks to lucy for finding this and thanks to the person who made it up, whoever you are!!! *grin*)