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Hey guys! I decided that I need to revise my profile as some of my policies have changed.

Age: 20

Race: Human of the cream-colored variety

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6

Weight: Curvalicious. Don't tell me that's not a 'weight' or I'll slap you.

About me: I'm not just a writer-- I'm a total addict. Writing has become my whole life and is basically the only thing I do at home, at school, and even in the car (I think that's called hypergraphia... did I mention that I'm a black belt in Google-Fu?). I live for the written word and my biggest dream is to be published. In my spare time I'm also crazily devoted to my family.

I don't like:

Mean people.

Elitists (although I will admit to being one some of the time).

Anyone who thinks that they are somehow better than anyone else (we all have moments of greatness, but not lifetimes).

People who are jerks online to make up for the fact that they're sexually frustrated fourteen-year-olds with back acne and no friends (yeah, I'm looking at you flamers).

Historical stories with factual errors. ("Like, oh my God, guys. This corset is totally-- hangs self")

Men who think they are God's gift to women.

Women who think they're God's gift to men (I'm an equal opportunity hater).

People who stare

Fake modesty.

Arrogance.

People who won't let themselves be themselves.

I like:

God (He rules. Literally).

My family.

Writing (sometimes more than my family).

Baseball.

MY REVIEWERS! (Everyone who has favorited or author alerted me or my stories, I love you ALL you have no idea what it means to hear from you.)

Reading.

Music.

Classic literature.

Smart people.

Craig Ferguson (of the Late Late Show). (There's something REALLY hot about a Scottish accent.)

Updates!

January 23, 2010

So, for those of you paying attention, I have "casted" the actor and actress for Errol and Willa--just for fun. The thing is, I'd actually like to see a few of the characters drawn, but as I'm not artist myself I'm sort of on the lookout for others to help me. I really don't have any way to compensate anyone if they'd take this on, except to say thanks and call them the most awesome person ever.

If you get mega bored and decide to do this, either drop me a PM or email me and let me know.

November 21, 2009:

zOMG Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what happened to the gallery?!

Yes, I went through and cleaned my page up. Every story that I haven't updated in decades has been erased except for a few, because I might maybe go back to them. Everything else was just taking up space. Oh and you may notice that I took down my second Regency story. This is because I've revamped it and if I ever do post it on here, it's going to be an entirely different beast than what the first chapter eluded to. Willa will be updated... well, eventually. It's getting to be "that time of year for me" where my moods become far more unpredictable (I have anxiety and emotional disorders that get worse in the winter). Also, I have several writing contests coming up that I like to enter (I've placed nationally in at least one, so fingers crossed for success again this year!).