Happy 2003 Peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for a bit of a makeover on the bio:

Name: Yeah! Like hell I'll tell anyone! It's Potter/Pikachu to all you readers out there.

Sirius: heh, heh. I know what it is, its....Youch!

*Pistol whips him up side the head with a glock 40* One more word out of you and *pulls saftey*

*raises hands in the air* Okay, Okay! Sheesh, I wasn't gonna say it anyways.

Okay...um what's next?

Remus: Occupation.

I have an occupation? Since when?

Sirius: What the hell is an occupation?

Remus: Job of some sort.

Oh, well then Occupation: er, none as of now?

Wheight: None of your damn buisness!

Eye color: Coffee brown.

Sirius: Blue.

Remus: Brown or gray.

Hey this is my bio!

Sirius: Can't we join *gives puppy dog eyes*

Well, I guess, just don't screw around.

Sirius, Remus: Yay!

Sex: Female and nothing else.

Sirius: I'd love too...er I mean, Male damnit.

Remus: All male.

Hair color: Well, I have corn rows in right now-

Sirius: You mean weave.

Yeah, well, that too but Hair Color: Brown.

Sirius: Black for me!

Remus: Brown, little bit of gray.

Sirius: Sure Remus, I've seen you with that hair dye for men.

Remus: *blushes* heh, heh. No comment.

Race: Black and Mexican baby!

Sirius: White and er white.

Remus: Same as the above.

Height: 5'4" last time I checked.

Sirius: Erm, I don't remember.

What!?

Remus: Me either.

You two don't remember how tall you are?

Sirius: Um, did J.K. even give us height?

Remus: *shrugs* Maybe me, I dunno about you.

Just skip it.

Fav. Book: Every Harry Potter book of coarse! The other Daughter, Tall Dark and deadly, Fat Tuesday, and The Giver.

Sirius: Don't like books.

Remus: Let's see, A Tale of Two Cities, all of Wiliam Shakespear of coarse, The boy next door-

Sirius, Me: The Boy next door!

You actually read that!?

Remus: Yeah, well half of it anyway. After a while it just got weird.

I'm sure you have a lot more Remus so I'm just going to move on.

Location: Vallejo, California in America.

Sirius: Europe

Remus: Europe

Descriptive aren't we.

Birthday: May-22, 1988

Sirius: Ermmmm...

Remus: Like wise.

*smacks head* Don't tell me you don't know your own birthdays!?

Sirius: All right, we won't tell you then.

Remus: Um, sometime around the 1960's I think. *puts up a peace sign* old school for life baby!

Uh...*shakes head* never mind.

Fav. Fanfiction: Jesus! Let me go get my list! Power of Will by Farseeker, Harry Potter and the Emerald eye by Unicorn Whisperer, Almost all of Essence of Magic works, Harry Potter and When the Dawn Begins by Rufus, Harry Potter and the Dueling Master by Malena, Pokemon Master by Ace Sanchez, Fith year fic by Couqui or Magenta the Muppet, Of Western Stars by Neutral, College days and College days 2 by Sonic19902 and countless other stories that I can't remember as of now.

Fav. Movie: Demon Knight, Blade 1 and 2, Resident Evil, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, The Big Hit, The Mummy and the Mummy returns, The Scorpian King, Fast and the Furious, Queen of the Damned, A Goofy Movie, Mulan, Big Mamma's house, Romeo must Die, Scarry Movie 1 and 2, Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, Money Talks, Tripple X, All about the Benjemens, and of course Rush Hours 1 and 2.

Sirius: Pitch Black, Sword Fish, heh, heh, Mortal Kombat, and Night at the Roxbury.

Remus: Face off, The Terminator 1 and 2, The Wolf Man, The Faculty, and all the James Bond Movies.

Since when did you two learn how to work a VCR?

Sirius: VCR!? That is so 90s.

Remus: Yeah, we use a DVD player.

Ah,I guess that makes sense. Moving on.

Fav. Shows: Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, One on One, World Wrestling Entertainment aka WWE, The Simpsons, Courage the Cowerdly Dog, Fairly odd Parents, and The Parkers.

Sirius: Sponge Bob Square Pants, Family Guy, South Park, and Smart Guy.

Remus: Cousin Skeeter, Angle, and Haunted.

Where'd you get a T.V. from?

Remus: Cillicon Valley of course.

*raises eyebrow* Is that where you got the DVD player.

Sirius: Nah, we got that from Radio Shack. Much cheaper there.

*sweatdrops* Er..right.

Fav. Color: Red and Black. And no, not just red and not just black, it has to be red AND black.

Sirius: Black of course.

Remus: Midnight Blue.

Fav. Anime: Pokemon, Inu-yasha, Cowboy Beebop, Yu Yu Hakashu, Outlaw star, Dragon Ball Z, Hamtaro, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Gundam Wing.

Sirius: Ani-who?

Japanese Cartoons.

Sirius, Remus: Oh.

Fav. Animal: Dragon, pikachu, and Jaguar.

Sirius: Dogs.

Remus: Wolves.

Fav. type of weapons: Swords, guns, daggers, glaves, chakram. (just to look at people, not use)

Fav. type of gun: snipper rifle, Tec 9, and glock 40.

Sirius: Er, wand?

Remus: Same here.

Fav. Sword: Katana.

Sirius: Sword? You got some weird favorite things.

Fav. Dead sexy Men:...

Sirius, Remus: WHAT?

Heh, heh. Fav. Men: The Rock, Vin Desial, Sisqo, Ludacris, Ginuwine, Mark Walburg, and Tom Welling.

Sirius: *narrows eyes* I have no favorite *MEN* thank you very much!

Remus: Me either. I'm as straight as a line.

*rolls eyes* Sure.

Sirius: Yeah-Hey!

Fav. things to say: Son of a..., You lousy spit faced moron, shut your face, son of a pikachu, you is hecka stupid, Make ME, Damn you and your monkey too, Neva, fa sho, This won't end well, Bloody freakin monkey cheese, I'm sorry but I don't care, and last but not least you are slimy like ze pig on the corn cob.

Sirius: I'm about to open a can of whoop ass!

Remus: Can't we all just shut the hell up and get along.

Fav. fighting style: Karate.

Sirius: Kick boxing.

Remus: Kung Fu.

How do you...never mind.

Fav. type of music: Rap, R&B, Rock, Reggea.

Sirius: Rock and Rap.

Remus: Everything.

-_0 really?

Remus: Yeah.

Even techno?

Remus: Some...yes.

Fav. Artists: Nickle Back, Ludacris, Sisqo, Ginuwine, Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm, Missy Elliot, and Shakira, Sean Paul.

Sirius: Nelly, Ludacris, Jenifer Lopez *drool*

Remus: Micheal Jackson.

Age: 14 as of now

Sirius: Erm, 30...something.

Remus: Same here.

You guys are pathetic.

This has got to be a very long bio by now.

Fav. Sport: Basketball, Football.

Remus: Quidditch.

Sirius: Quidditch.

Fav. Games: Sonic Adventure's 1 and 2, Spyro the Dragon 1, 2, and 3, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sotne, Vampire Night, and Crash banidcoot.

Sirius: WWF Smackdown.

Remus: WWF Smackdown, and Resident Evil.

Fav. Brand: And 1's, FUBU

Sirius: Nike.

Remus: Addida.

Fav. Catagory: Action, Adveture, Angst, and Action, and you can't forget action.

Sirius: Action, Action, Action and Action!

Remus: Drama, and Adventure.

Now for the best part. My absolutley most favorite characters in the Harry Potter series have to be: Harry Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin.

Sirius, Remus: Yay!

Harry: Yeah! I'm first. Gotta go! *runs out of the room*

Uh yeah.

Now as for my own Fanfictions my favorite and most popular is Harry Potter and the Demon Knights. Don't worry I'm still working on it, I'm just very, very, slow-

Sirius: and lazy, don't forget lazy.

Yeah uh heh heh. Anyways, more reviews will certainly spead the process and get my ass in gear. I do have a sequal planned to, but I am no where near getting close to starting it until I'm done with Demon Knight, so don't ask and don't expect it to be up until around...2020.

Remus:*sweatdrops* That's a long time.

Mmhmm. Sisqo's Music Magic: I've already started another chapter but haven't finished yet. I just don't really feal like it right now. Not until I'm done with at least 2 more chapthers on HPDK.

Wizards and there Personal Problems: that was just something to get the juices flowing when I couldn't think of anything on HPDK, but I might continue on with it.

Back off Hardy boy: I practically have that one finished already, the only problem is, is that it's all written down on paper and I can't find it now. So until then, there won't be much going on with that other then a title change or something.

Any other fics new I haven't started yet. I'm really focusing mainly on HPDK as of now. But pretty soon I'm hoping to post up a few more humor fics in the Harry Potter section, and an AU. I also might start a Romance-yes I said romance-in the Pokemon section. AAML shipper for life! Maybe, just maybe, I might bust out with a Smallville fic. with the help of my friend. But first I need to figure out where to go with it. I've also got another wrestling fic. in mind that's written on paper and will probably be up soon.

Well, it looks like this bio is coming to an end so I shall finish it off with a request that anybody who wants to can e-mail me at Siriuspitchblack@yahoo.com and a complete summary of Harry Potter and the Demon Knights. I bid you all ado, until the rambling shall begin once again.

Peace and Chicken grease!

Summary: Voldemort is back and with a whole bunch of new allies, he’s just as evil as ever and now even more determined to kill Harry Potter. But that’s not the worst of Harry’s problems, two strange women are stalking him, insane demons are trying to kill him, and some boy crazy girls just won’t leave him alone. Action, drama, angst, and humoristic romance ~ at least to me ~ await. Note, there will be none of that mushy romance stuff but I will put in a little something for all you Ron/Herm fans but that’s it. Oh yes and of course there will be a bit of Sirius and Remus (not slash!) to top it all off.

A quick word for the wise for everyone out there, before I really end this: Please DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT, stop writing because you haven't gotten that many reviews! That is hardley the point of being a writer. I've seen too many good writers quit just because they didn't get enough reviews on there fanfic or (especially) original and it pisses me off to no end. You don't write because of what everyone thinks, Who gives a flying freak about there opinions. It's your shit, you do what you want with it! You write because you've been reading books and fanfiction and no matter how good it is you find yourself saying to yourself, "If it were me, I would've done it differently" or "Hell, I could write it better then this. Maybe that's not for everyone, but that's how I started. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, quit being whiny little bizznitches cause you didn't get a review and keep writing anyway. I mean, if you don't write cause you enjoy it and really, really, like your own stuff, then you shouldn't be a writer right? Besides, it's most likely that about a million have read it anyway, they're just like me and to lazy to review. That's all my opinion, you don't have to pay attention, just abusing the right to speak my mind. But please take head to some of my words huh? It's not that hard is it? Well, enough of this, I've gone on with this sentimental ranting for to long.

See ya! Seriously this time.