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Bio Update: (April 19, 2002)

You walk into a small room, cluttered with various plushies, two desks (one for drawing, one for the PC), quite a few chairs, a twin bed, and other places to park one's rear. There is a profusion of books and scraps of paper with bad anime doodles on them, and in the center of all this chaos is a young, teenage girl.

Hullo! I'm Rabidus Femina. As you can see, I'm short, blonde (explains a lot), was once bespectacled, but now...be...con...tact..l'...ed..? O.o ...Anyway. About me...I write parody. And a smattering of angst. And songfics. Almost everything is GW songfics. Or my own songs. Yup, I write songs. They don't really rhyme, or make much sense, but I like 'em. Hmm...oh yes. I have this ickle teddy that sits by my monitor...his name is Burgundy...he's the closest to a muse I'm ever gonna have...unless I create some cynical bishonen to annoy me....

Burgundy: I NEED A HUG! WAHHH! ::shifts personalities:: DIIIIIE!! EVERYTHING MUST DIE!!

Erm...-_-; Did I mention Burgundy is a bit...mental? ::crash, cat yelp:: Oh dear...um.... Oh yes! ¬D¬ Enjoy my insanity, minna!

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Some of these are from www.internetbumperstickers.com:
~ WWGD: What Would GANDALF Do?!
~ If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!
~ If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains! ^___^
~ I may be schitzophrenic, but at least I have each other.
~ Good friends give good advice, but truly good friends know good places to bury the bodies.
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Notice: The 'pairings' concerning GW you will see here are mostly likely going to be 2+H and 5+S. I also do some gifts for friends involving mild shonen ai, usually alternate pairings, but 1+2 is written for fans if they ask nicely. Personally, I have quite a few gay friends...but...erm...lemons (yaoi, hetero, or otherwise) are something I refuse to write. Gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE, right?

Oh yes, I hope everyone REVIEWS, because it's the only way I know anyone is reading this crap.