I'm a very boring person who likes to listen to a lot of Diana Krall and Joni Mitchell, in between trying to figure out what to do with a useless degree in Fine Arts with a major in Painting. The more astute among you might be able to spot the vague references I occassionally make to Joni and Diana in my stories.

Not that I want to toot my own horn or anything, but all you Fanfiction.net readers can thank me for my persistent pestering of the poor ff.net staff for the creation of the Mary Higgins Clark category! How I wish it were totally mine to control...

Along with my Mary Higgins Clark fics (one complete, one lingering on the 'unfinished' list for a while now) you can read some TV fics: Men in Black: The Animated Series; Joan of Arcadia; Third Watch; Lost; and Boomtown. Also at my FFN account are: DC Superheroes; To Kill a Mockingbird; and two Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew 'Supermystery' stories which will probably turn into a series. Read all these at http://www.fanfiction.net/~tesubcalle

Like everyone else, I love reviews. So be a nice person and write something after reading my work, even if it's something as trite and basic as: "Good story. Me like."

Maybe one day my own original stories will receive as much attention that my Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew fic did.

And for those of you that are curious, 'Tesub Calle' is my so-called 'Star Wars' name. Not that I'm a huge Star Wars fan or anything, I just think it sounds kinda neat.

Contrary to popular belief, TesubCalle does not hate cell phones.

Contrary to popular belief, 'I Hate Fridays' is NOT (I repeat) is NOT a true story. I know the narrator starts off by saying it is 'absolutely true' (and there are elements within that resemble real events), but if you believed it was all true, then you're more gullible than I ever thought possible. (this is FICTIONpress, folks...ergo, it was a work of FICTION!)

NOTE TO MY READERS:

Mar. 11/07: Things are probably going to get pretty spotty as far as updates are concerned. I've been made aware of a particular health issue that needs attention, and I cannot guarantee when I will be able to provide updates for any of my unfinished works at this time. I have every intention of finishing 'The Wallet', but there will probably be more delays. At this time, I don't know exactly when I'll be out of commission, or for how long. Thanks in advance for your patience!

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1. The Wallet » reviews

UPDATE! New Chapter! Identity theft isn't the only thing Simone should have been worried about when her wallet went missing...

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 4-1-05

2. The Writer reviews

A new monitor and editing program seems ideal for an aspiring novelist. Or so he thinks...Truly a nightmare situation for any writer out there!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

3. A Sense of Duty reviews

A sudden roach infestation takes some residents by surprise.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

4. The Jozzonet

Based on the Dutch form called the Jozzonet

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

5. Time's Up Prologue reviews

This is a story that can stand on its own, but is ideally meant to be a prologue to the psycho killer tale called "Time's Up".

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06

6. Chat reviews

Think chat rooms are harmless, do you? Think you've got a good idea who you're chatting with? Think again.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 6-5-05

7. The Last Conversation reviews

Beware of strangers on a train: especially if you enjoy talking on your cell phone on the way home. You never know who might be listening.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-22-05 - Published: 3-22-05

8. Time's Up reviews

Short story about a couple's day at the beach that is unexpectedly interrupted. Just goes to show that sociopaths and cell phones just don't mix.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 8-15-04

9. Cheaters Never Prosper » reviews

Complete. A professional killer deals with an interesting pair of clients...

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 6-21-04

10. Fear Of reviews

A story based on an idea that came to me while in the middle of writing another one...It is about a man who has had to suffer through his worst fear, with devastating consequences.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-29-04 - Published: 5-29-04

11. Confessions of an Undercover Cop reviews

Based on 'Confessions of a Madman' by FictionPress author Teffers - be respectful and polite and read that story first, please ! An undercover cop is set up as bait in order to catch a serial killer.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 5-17-04

12. I Hate Fridays reviews

Story about pet peeves. Written for a challenge. What does a movie ticket seller do when confronted with her biggest pet peeve?

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-16-04 - Published: 5-16-04