| SuiGeneris |
Author has written 6 stories for General, Haiku, and General. "sui generis (adj) : constituting a class of its own; unique" *from dictionary.com SuiGeneris is a high-school student of indeterminate age (actually, she just doesn't feel like telling you) who actually writes in her spare time, when she has it. She likes her whippet, Misha, her birds, her friends, books, fencing, the internet, horses and riding, things that are peachy keen, and sometimes even her family (because, if we haven't mentioned it, she's a teenager. You know how it is.) She dislikes pretentious people, especially goths, bad writing (especially when it's angsty poetry), people who aren't nice to her dog, her birds, or her friends, people who get credit for talents they don't have; NAMBLA; the fashionably depressed; the uncharitable, stupid people (especially bigots, and of those especially homophobes), and long boring classes, especially English. Because really, friends and neighbors, I know how to conjugate verbs in my native tongue. General Stats: Name: Chava Physical Descrip: Short, tall presence (I think so, anyway), zaftig-curvy dependent on mood, and lighting, long dark hair, big hazel-green eyes. Descent: European mutt Religion: mostly non-practicing Jewish Religion According to Online Test: Liberal Quaker Languages: English (!), high-school level French. No Hebrew. A sentence or two of Italian with a competent acccent. A talent, apparently, for mimicry of words in languages I don't know. Quote: "There can be no knowledge where there is partuition" -SAT practice test. | |||||
1. AlexeiNonsense prose on love and eternity. Deeper meanings if you want them; rest assured they were not intended.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 5-1-022. On Tidiness reviewsA sonnet on the puzzling entity "neatness." Written to escape punishment for a crime I did not commit.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-023. Error Messages reviewsError messages are so depressing. Wouldn't it be nicer if they were, say, written in haiku?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-18-024. Bio-wocky reviewsA DNA/cellular biology version of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." Some credit must go to my textbook. :)Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-22-015. The Tragedy of Fine Dining reviewsThis is why bad little boys and girls should avoid restaurants...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-016. True Love Mercilessly Debunked reviewsA parody of sickly-sweet love poems, written as an ode to a fictitious (we can hope!) lady love.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-8-01