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| gabriel ricard |
Author has written 126 stories for General, General, Horror, Song, Kids, Haiku, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance, Humor, Action, and Manga. i'm not what you would consider a competent writer. just a busy one. i write and write and write because that's all i'm really good at. i used to write fan fiction, but too many people were reading that so i stopped. this is more noble, poetry and original works, because no one reads them. the poetry end of things is a C+ at best, the thought is there and he tries hard. i would give the short stories a B- only because i like them and that's only for the upper half of my offerings. i am canadian by nature and regrettably, trade. i smoke too much and read books too quickly to absorb them. AIM: barnaclelapse | |||||||
1. puritan man 101 sympathy for the last dance reviewsin the distant future...an order of religious fanatics have emerged from the dead to bring their faith back to power. to do it, they hire one of the most ruthless gunslingers in the world. almost as bad as it sounds.Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-032. fun force 104 code ragea new character shows up at the door of the FF gang...a deranged computer technician who for SOME reason, wants to kill the entire household.Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Published: 4-18-033. fun force 103the gang heads off to a bookstore...where gabe takes it upon himself to save the career of Scott Adams...with unsexy results!Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Published: 3-21-034. berserk reviewsa poor girl is trapped in a house with a dead family and what i'm guessing is a zombie...the zombie wants to kill her too but she doesn't really want to die.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-035. dark days of age reviewsa super hero well past his prime is drawn out of retirement by a mysterious figure. im not good at these things so just read the story...Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-036. take a look reviewskeep the eyes together...vision betrays easily.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-037. photogenic bluesa medicore writer gets the criticism of a lifetime...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Published: 2-1-038. last night i dreamt reviewsand you should have been there to see itPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-23-039. count to the 4th degreetry to find out where it hurts most...and enjoy it while you canPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 1-23-0310. Fun Force 102delicious satanic sandwich reviewsthe Fun Force gang returns with a thrilling new episode! mwahhahahaha...satan stops in and Flame-Chan has to marry him! and Richard Harris rises from the dead!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-0311. franco flowersas always, based on vaguely true events. a couple move from an unremarkable standpoint to one that is almost the same in that respect. the only difference is where they stand together.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Published: 1-19-0312. I standa general rambling piece of lunacy and bad prose...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 1-8-0313. killer lesbian vampires reviewshere it is at last...the skeleton draft to my first screenplay...lets hope it's not eradicated from the site...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-0314. it's so different out thereimagine living outside your world...in the simplest terms...with no idea what's beyond the things you know...Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Published: 1-8-0315. city under the moon reviewsi have to admit, this is far from being a satisfactory piece of prose to me...but i've been sitting on it for a month and decided it wasnt going anywhere...judge for yourself?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-0316. Bulk of man reviewsA man steps into a bar, with intent to drink his fill and skip out on the bill...problem is the owners of the establishment see it coming easily...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-0317. bad set reviewsa silly little story combining ideas from two different sources, a little boy finds an old TV in the basement of his new house, but this isn't an ORDINARY TV, oh no my friends...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-0218. break the son reviewsa father is forced into confrontation from his insane, drunk son...worse than it sounds...Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-0219. Postinsert holiday titleBluesAnother...wonderful(ha!) piece of prose...i wrote a few poems on this topic actually...this happens to be the least worst amongst them.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Published: 12-26-0220. The Canadian King of MexicoTrying something different here children, told from the perspetive of a close relative who explains how a simple man became the ruler of Mexico...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Published: 12-26-0221. the prom reviewsonce again, im rating on a save my ass basis...trying something a bit odd for me at least once again...a lesbian runs through her mind the chaos she is about to embark upon...(hint: the title plays into it)Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-0222. mommy's broken again reviewshigh rating due to particulars i carry no desire to take heat for...do you ever wish you could just slap some glue on a loved one? someone on the verge of their end?Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-0223. foggy glass jar begins to falli have actually been keeping up with my poetry writing...this just happens to be the first to grace this site in awhile...very spontaneious (if that's even spelled correctly...ah the curse of the lazy writer!)Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 12-19-0224. canadian carnival reviewsweird little ideas...guy locks his family up, charges southeners twenty bucks a head, typical literature i assure you.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-0225. someone's lost reviewsa girl is lost in the woods, seemingly for years and looks for nothing more than rescue, and finds it. though not idealy until after the fact.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-0226. the clockwork game reviewswrite what you know, or what is probably true.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-0227. remarkable tragedy reviewsAs always...a piece on feelings and what not...things that enter my mind and disappear in mid thought...frustrating as it is...i try to recollect what i can and bring it to a written form.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-0228. Optimistic?Written out of sheer boredom...I actually like what has resulted here...it did well on my diary ( under blunt) so here we arePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 10-17-0229. HookerI've written on the degradation of people before...don't know why it fascinates me so much...this is along those lines.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 10-17-0230. fear the wolves reviewsShort piece about insecurities taking on a form that translates well to poetry (well not in this case)Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-0231. Tick TockA stranger effort of mine...I'm not sure how I feel about this. Just one of those pieces I wrote in the throes of boredom during some class I probably should have been paying attention in.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 10-6-0232. The Empathy World reviewsPersonally, I consider this one of the best things I have written thus far...at the very least...it's the most personal. Written in a frenzied, almost manic pace...the poem sums up my feelings better then I ever have been able to.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-0233. Perfect Girl reviewsAnother older poem...I also liked what I was shooting for here...but as usual there was a problem between the thought process and the written conclusion...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-0234. ThiefAn old effort of mine...sort of here to see personally if there's be any evolution in myself as a writerPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 9-25-0235. Jack the jeckel boxTo be honest...this was meant to be humorous...but sort of turned into a bad horror movie...I still like the idea behind it though...just needs a little work IMOPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 9-25-0236. black orbsWhat are the black orbs? It's sort of like giving misery...no matter what the cause is...a specific shape or feature...its like creating something to blame...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 9-25-0237. Chaos CitySort of a personal piece...not that it's good...but...eh...I don't know...I sat down and wrote this in about two minutes...pouring down the immiediate thoughts of my mind...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 9-25-0238. two samurai's, a cathedral, an interesting battle reviewsA battle between my english teacher from the 11th grade and martin scorcesse taking place in a cathedral. Features commentary from the all-mighty himself...Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-0239. It never gets oldA story I entered in a contest that failed miserably...inspired somewhat by cowboy bebop...an old bounty hunter well behind the times waits to make a routine capture...reflecting on the current affairs of his life.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Published: 9-4-0240. Girl in the nightmare dress reviewsa story i've been working at for nearly a year... quite simply it's about a girl living in what would be the physical representation of her madness...give it a shot because a lot went into this...Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-0241. Fun Force 1.01:Coffee Houses With No Meaning reviewsFrom the GENIUS behind the ff7 series, lunatic parade and others comes a brand new series...introducing a cast of less then a dozen! join the FF as they battle a sinister, foul mouthed demonic librarian and meet a curse laden little girl! fun for everyoneFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-0242. Trial by jury reviewsDo I like this poem? No...why am I publishing it? Good question...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-0243. The end and a new brick wall reviewsI have to admit a fondness for this one...it's probably just the Paxil.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-0244. The Good Book reviewsActually...it's not really an attack on the bible which is what the title suggests though it sort of mentions it offhand anyways. Read on please...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-0245. The greatest unfinished piece ever!! reviewsWould I lie?Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-0246. the city and other grimly written prose reviewsthe city is more or less of how I view it from afar...living in small rural communities most of my life. The rest? blah...read for yourself.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-0247. speakersVery personal piece here...not that it's very good. But it's more or less about me...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 7-22-0248. princess reviewsanother short and somewhat repugnant effort on my part...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-0249. mary was a whore reviewswasn't this up before? bah...i can't remember...the good people at will just wail on me poor candy ass if it is...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-0250. religious reviewsmore of my oh so witty poking fun at religion...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-0251. remembrance of the exploitation reviewsthe romance element is a little hard to buy in this one...but it's there...just not the preconcieved notion that romance is always in a good form...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-0252. recruitment ofor godsort of a poem about some of the (coughs) people who refuse to stop bombarding my home with the news that my family needs to be savedPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 7-21-0253. problems unsolved and other creatures of habitI like most of these which is why I bunched em together..read on!Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 7-21-0254. piece of CENSOREDNot one of my best...which is saying a lot..Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 7-21-0255. monument of liesmonument of bad poetry is a tad more accurate...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 7-21-0256. memorial for the sign reviewsSort of a personal effort...how egotistical of me...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-0257. Needful SimilarI read a journal entry once about one mans expierences with something as simple as going to a store and this was what came about...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 7-20-0258. Pale reviewsEven I thought this one was halfway decent...judge on your own merits.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-0259. sex between agonies reviewsi do admit i like the title to this poem...the poem itself? er...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0260. love letter and one other reviewsbahhh...im too damn sleepy to describe these two...just read em and tear em apart.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0261. icon of the witchI'd like to use this in a song someday...I believe it carries that sort of potential.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 7-20-0262. hey there serpent baby reviewsinspiried somewhat by rasputina...its not about them as much as the poem came to me while listening to them...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0263. help me and other angsty versesI sort of like the first one despite it's vagueness and inability to dig any deeper in what it's asking...the others? bahh..decide for yourselfPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 7-20-0264. intact and so much more my friends reviewsanother combination of various feelings...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0265. jessica the hatsome thought it was about a friend of mine...its not but it's still sort of an amalgam of people i know...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 7-20-0266. last rites reviewsin this case...a lot of people liked it but I...surprise surprise...did not. read on and decide for yourself.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0267. home/heartvery short...but it captured the feelings of arriving home from school day in and day outPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 7-20-0268. humilation delusionalAnother poem...another one of those poems where the words sort of wrote themselvesPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Published: 7-20-0269. horror movie reviewsI liked the idea...sort of a combination between feelings and one of my many obessions...but the end result was disapointing to me...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-0270. healthy and other assorted pieces of garbage reviewsmore poems thrown together for no particular reason..Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-0271. Laid reviewstitles not so hot but the poem still holds a lot of meaning to me...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0272. knuckles and biblesshort little piece about two things I think share a lot in common...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 7-20-0273. holding handsanother lovely piece about romance type stuffPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 7-20-0274. little girl in the big toy store reviewssort of a degradation of youth type thing...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0275. happy epilouge reviewsshort but not too bad...dedicated to that spethial someonePoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0276. game show reviewsI liked this one a lot...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0277. gods lost lamb reviewsnot sure where the humor comes in...but ah well...this is about certain people i've met over the years...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0278. Flea Babiesdedicated to an ex of mine...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 7-20-0279. final moments of course reviewsa decent little effort about my love life...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0280. final act and MORE BABY MORE! reviewsa few poems...i liked em...see if you do...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0281. Drink reviewsooo...a poem that RHYMES! wow...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0282. Dress Up reviewsshort and crappy...just the way you like em...right?Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0283. faded from the world reviewsi dun like this one...and neither will you...read it anywaysPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0284. death or a whore reviewsthe poem messed up on the title...well i messed up...blah im tired...just read the bleeding thing...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-0285. dead porno queen and other fallen leaves reviewsa whole buncha lame poems crammed together like a BLT from HELL! bwahahahahaPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0286. cheerleaderthis ones halfway decent i think...give it a look.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 7-20-0287. CENSORing god reviewsgive you THREE gusses's as to what the censor stands for...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0288. failure in what we dreamed reviewsanother poem by the man himself...(nods)Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0289. Can't Hide reviewsYou mayyyy like this...give it a shot.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0290. bloody pawsI sorta like this one...read on.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 7-20-0291. Burgess reviewsDedicated to my US History teacherPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0292. BlindingBlinding you with bad poetry!Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 7-20-0293. Bizzaro Faith reviewsWhy mystery? cause it'll be a total mystery if anyone likes it! hahahahaha...i SLAY ME!Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0294. belligerent prom nightsome people dug this tired, sad piece...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 7-20-0295. Begging to feel reviews(pukes out another evil poem)Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0296. Author of humanity reviewsblah, blah, blah...this one sucks tooPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0297. Apology Extended reviewsI SORT of like this one...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0298. Anticipation of my romance reviewsAnticipation of pure crap is more like it...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-0299. Amalgam Future reviewsBahhh...another wretched piece...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-02100. Alone StoryCould they get any worse!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 7-20-02101. Abuse reviewsHmmmm...another lame poem.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-02102.Ohhhhhh yeah baby...I'm back...here's a new poemPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 7-20-02103. Julie's Fears Of Pretty reviewsNot much here...short and fairly simple. Not the best of my writing I suppose...but just saying "the best of my writing" is pretty much an oxymoron...Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-02104. Adventures of a love craving vampire girl reviewsA nice little poem about lesbian vampire love...i think it's halfway decent. Give it a read and prive me wrong...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-02105. Denial Revisited reviewsAn ultra rough, rough draft to a novel/series I'm working on. Tell me if it's a decent idea or not!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-02106. ThorneyRoses Chat48 reviewsAnother insane (or stupid) chat featuring my beloved girlfiend and her wacky friends...read on if you have no self respect for what you read!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-02107. GiRl wHO RAn AwAy... reviewsAnother craptacular song by yours truly...this one is more recent and i like it more then pretty...so...i dunno...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-02108. Pretty reviewsYep...I'm trying at songs too...i wrote this awhile ago and only now wanna post it. Tear it to pieces if ya like...its not that good.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-7-02109. The revenge of little Jane reviewsAh yes...a brand new poem from the man himself..actually...I do like this poem so please give it a shot.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-02110. Imaginary Wife reviewsAnother crappy poem I threw together about various things. And this one RYHMES! YESSSSSSS!@!Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-02111. Upon my floor reviewsAnother lame-ass craptacular poem by yours truly...I really should just focus on the fan fics and stupud original works but I cant resist. This is about assorted nonsense...its not very well written so be warned. Look elsewhere for a deep, well written poPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-02112. Talking Scars reviewsAnother strange/stupid SI piece from yours truly...dont worry...ill be back to doing luantic parade and sequels to hardly clerkin ans I dont see this doing very well.Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-02113. Nonsense reviewsWell after 73 stories...I figured I'd try some poetry. Inspired by vastly more talented friends and stuff like nin and jack off jill...try to enjoy...though it's pretty bad.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-02114. My Mirrors reviewsAnother sad, sad poem...this one even worse then the first.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-02115. Falling out reviewsAnother short as hell and just as bad poem. This ones about...something...I'm not sure what.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-02116. My Magic TV set reviewsThis one starts okay...then goes to crappola.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-02117. Talking Razorblades reviewsThese just get worse by the second...try not to hurt yourself laughing.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-02118. Descending into pure beauty reviewsThe last poem I wrote for now...flame on!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-02119. DEATH comes to the Camerons reviewsI will not even make an attempt to explain this plot..except it involves giant kittens, rape, muder and cannabalsim...enjoy!Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-01120. Eight ball bank at The King and I reviewsBased on a true story that took place several years ago...easy little story to kill a rainy day. Read up and lemme know what you think.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-01121. Closing moments with the voice reviewsShort but sweet story here that's little more than a look at what may go on in the mind of a maniac.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-01122. The worst lymric ever written reviewsIn an effort to prove I will publish everything I ever wrote with no discertion here is a 4th grade lymric I wrote that resulted in one of many school counsellor visits.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-14-00123. The Elevator reviewsWeird little story I wrote...I liked it a lot when I finished it...Read on and let me know what you think.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-00124. Bank Heist reviewsAnother of my writercise assignments. Inspired by Resevoir dogs and something im quite pleased with so enjoy and be sure to review.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-7-00125. Sour Apples reviewsA weird short story I wrote for my Writercise. Please R/RFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-00126. The trailer reviewsAll this is is my Writercise assinment...since it did well i figured i'd put it here. Based on a true story please r/rFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-00
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