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ATTENTION: I was formally known as GIR's Cupcake, but am now Cunning Coyote on fiction press. so GIR's Cupcake IS NOT DEAD
Em hotep weary travveler (Hi.)
You may refer to me as Cunning Coyote, after all that's my name, duh. I'm a perfectly normal human teanager. Yep perfectly normal that's me. A perfectly normal human stink beast, not an evil coyote with magical powers trying to overthrow mankind if that's what you're thinking.
-Reading. I love to read a good long, book.
-Writing (well if I didn't write I wouldn't be here now wouild I?)
- Art, I'm somewhat good. Not spectatular, but better than I used to be. Most of it's hand drawn, and I've no scanner. But you can see my computer art (all done with MS paint) on Deviantart.com soon
-Torturing the pathetic humans who try to stop my plans of doom.. I mean I like to rollerblade? Heh heh, pretend you didn't hear that last part. My future plans are to become ruler of Earth, bow to me humans! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I mean..ehh...uhhh YOU SEE NOTHING! runs off
Favorites & Other Useless Info:
The Last Unicorn
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmeron
American History X
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Grave of Fireflies
Cats Don't Dance
to name a few...
They Might Be Giants,
The Goo Goo Dolls
Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
What Becomes of Friends
Rising to Destiny (prequal to fic above)
Favorite Poems: (not incuding the one in my favorites list)
The Raven- Edgar Allen Poe (genius)
The Bells- Edgar Allen Poe
The Clown Killer- Mata
The Rainbow Bridge- unknown
Howl - Allen Ginsberg
Mezeker Means to Remember -Michael Ellison
1984 - George Orwell
Watership Down - Richard Adams
Tailchaser's Song- Tad Williams
Felidae- Akif Pirrinci
The Pet Force series- err... a buncha folks
Farenheit 451- Ray Bradbury
The Foxes of Firstdark- Gary Kilworth
The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Artemis Fowl series- Eoin Colfer
The Lord of Two Lands trilogy- Pauline Gedge
Villians By Necessity - Eve Forward
A Whisper of Wings - Paul Kidd
The Bartemaus trillogy - Jonathan Stroud
The Last Book in the Universe - Rodman Philbrick
When Coyote Howls - Robert Franklin Gish
Skywater - Melinda Popham
The Tale of Desperaux - Kate Dicamillo
Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale - Holly Black
War for the Oaks - Emma Bull
Oh! The Places You'll Go! and The Lorax - Dr. Seuss
Batman: Dark Knight Returns
Grean Lanturn/Green Arrow
Calvin & Hobbes
Magic Knight Rayearth
Yu Yu Hakusho
Fist of the North Star
Hamtaro (shut up)
Pokemon (again, shut up)
One Piece (the ORIGINAL, not the bastard hellspawn 4 Kids has sired)
Lupin the 3rd
-AHHH! It's The Mr. Hell Show (rarely heard off...)
-God, the Devil & Bob (also rarely heard of..they cancelled after only 3 eppie :()
- Batman: the Animated Series
- South Park (one of the few things on this list not cancelled)
-Garfield & Freinds
-Rocko's Modern Life
-You Don't Know Jack
- The Twilight Zone
- Foster's Home for Imaginary Freinds
-Cartoon Planet (back on the air!)
Way, WAY WAY too many to list
Things I Despise
-Popups stabs the one that just showed it's ugly face
-L33T (die , die DIE!!!!)
-People bugging me when I'm TRTYING to draw/write/etc.
-Math...it's just..so EVIL
-4 kids entertainment (don't even get me STARTED on this one)
(BTW, my MSN Messenger name is Rio if ya wanna contact me, but I'd prefer email or something first _)
Oh, and thanks you SO MUCH to anyony who's ever given me a review! They flll me full of happy-goo of happyness_ I LOVE you guys!
Tidbits of Current Smart-y-ness
Book I'm currently reading: "Thank You for Smoking" byChristopher Buckley and "Realm of Possibility"byDavid Levithan
Favorite Song of the Month: Darts of Pleasure- Franz Ferdenand
Skool Staus: I am offically a collage student. Go me.
Quote of the Month:
“Now let's take up the minorities in the civilization, shall we? The bigger your market, Montag, the less you handle controversy, remember that! Authors, full of evil thoughts, lock up your typewriters...
Colored people didn't like Little Black Sambo. Burn it. White people don't feel good about Uncle Tom's Cabin. Burn it. Someone's written a book on tobacco and cancer of the lungs? The cigarette people are weeping? Burn the book.
Serenity, Montag. Peace, Montag."
- Fahrenheit 451; Ray Bradbury
Song Quote of the Month:
“I built you a home in my heart
With rotten wood, it decayed from the start.” - Crooked Teeth; Death Cab for Cutie
Funny Quote of the Month:
“In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
~Cunning Coyote signing off.