|The Hitokiri Onigiri|
Author has written 49 stories for General, Fantasy, General, Mystery, Humor, Song, Humor, Friendship, Love, Life, Historical, Sci-Fi, and War.
Welcome! I am the fearsome Hitokiri Onigiri (yes, I'm a manslaying riceball), who is only slightly more menacing than a Reaver, but not as scary as the two-month-old sock in your locker. I am also known to those who know my real name as E-chan-san, George, The Magical E!, or "BAKA...!". I have the honor of being one of the few people who passed Miranda Crystal-Bearer's class on properly shoving items up people's noses. I have the official lisence, if anyone would like to see...
Right, then. Even though I'm off at college (Covenant College, "up on the mountain"), I'm still a northern-born and southern-raised resident of Alabama. I enjoy writing, video games, Rodney (my computer), crime shows, Anime, fantasy and mystery novels, and random humor. This includes doing MST3K-style commentary for bad movies that I still unashamedly watch (coughVanHelsingcough), or good movies I've seen enough times to quote them backwards and forwards (X-Men, Pirates, LotR, anything Disney...)
I'm a fan of more Anime shows than I have patience to name right now, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, CSI, the Discworld novels, scandalous musicals like RENT/Chicago/Moulin Rouge, and most if not all X-Men series or adaptations. I can tolerate some couplings, but I can't stomach yaoi/yuri romance. This especially applies to fanfiction, which is why I have almost completely given it up (both reading and writing) for original fiction.
If I'm not writing a poem or fantasy, most often I use six characters I created: Efad Milton, Aaron Sidnay, Christien Phileman, Brian Layor, Juston Layor, and Kevin McGorma. They also "help" me write (because I write a long conversations discussing plot details when I begin writing something), which is why I refer to them as my co-authors! ...okay, I promise I'm not crazy. I just happen to work best if I'm talking out an idea or writing it out, and back when I first "created" the co-authors I had gotten really bored just talking to myself. So there.
I accept all praise, suggestions and criticism you have... 'cept flames. Flames will be laughed at and disregarded as rubbish, just so you know.
Spontaneous celebratory rant: Myrran is my most reviewed story -- 66 reviews as of 11/17/06! XD W00T!
Legend of Myrran
Love Me, Love My Co-Authors
The Time Capsule
...and I'm always working on Poetry. Always, always working on it ; because they just "happen".
Most recent update(s):10/13/08
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