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| The Hitokiri Onigiri |
Author has written 49 stories for General, Fantasy, General, Mystery, Humor, Song, Humor, Friendship, Love, Life, Historical, Sci-Fi, and War. Welcome! I am the fearsome Hitokiri Onigiri (yes, I'm a manslaying riceball), who is only slightly more menacing than a Reaver, but not as scary as the two-month-old sock in your locker. I am also known to those who know my real name as E-chan-san, George, The Magical E!, or "BAKA...!". I have the honor of being one of the few people who passed Miranda Crystal-Bearer's class on properly shoving items up people's noses. I have the official lisence, if anyone would like to see... Right, then. Even though I'm off at college (Covenant College, "up on the mountain"), I'm still a northern-born and southern-raised resident of Alabama. I enjoy writing, video games, Rodney (my computer), crime shows, Anime, fantasy and mystery novels, and random humor. This includes doing MST3K-style commentary for bad movies that I still unashamedly watch (coughVanHelsingcough), or good movies I've seen enough times to quote them backwards and forwards (X-Men, Pirates, LotR, anything Disney...) I'm a fan of more Anime shows than I have patience to name right now, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, CSI, the Discworld novels, scandalous musicals like RENT/Chicago/Moulin Rouge, and most if not all X-Men series or adaptations. I can tolerate some couplings, but I can't stomach yaoi/yuri romance. This especially applies to fanfiction, which is why I have almost completely given it up (both reading and writing) for original fiction. If I'm not writing a poem or fantasy, most often I use six characters I created: Efad Milton, Aaron Sidnay, Christien Phileman, Brian Layor, Juston Layor, and Kevin McGorma. They also "help" me write (because I write a long conversations discussing plot details when I begin writing something), which is why I refer to them as my co-authors! ...okay, I promise I'm not crazy. I just happen to work best if I'm talking out an idea or writing it out, and back when I first "created" the co-authors I had gotten really bored just talking to myself. So there. I accept all praise, suggestions and criticism you have... 'cept flames. Flames will be laughed at and disregarded as rubbish, just so you know. Spontaneous celebratory rant: Myrran is my most reviewed story -- 66 reviews as of 11/17/06! XD W00T! Current Projects: Legend of Myrran Love Me, Love My Co-Authors The Time Capsule ...and I'm always working on Poetry. Always, always working on it ; because they just "happen". Most recent update(s):10/13/08 Quote of the Update: Current obsessions: | |||||||
1. Somewhere in Viet Nam, 1969A sestina written from the perspective of a young soldier in Vietnam. Apologies if the formatting/line breaks aren't quite right, it always takes an edit or two to get it just the way it should be.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete2. Foreign Parts reviewsMend a watch by replacing the broken gear. Mend a human by replacing the broken heart.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-083. It's a Sin to Cage a Mockingbird, TooAtticus was right: it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. But to cage the free is just as unforgivable.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete4. The Legend of Myrran » reviewsWhen Jack is taken from his home in Australia and thrown into adventure in an untamed fantasy world, he must join six other companions to fulfill an ancient prophecy and bring peace to the world of Myrran.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,571 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 2-9-035. The Time Capsule » reviewsSix teenagers go through a labyrinth of clues to unravel a mystery hidden deep within the walls of their own church, but there are people willing to go to great lengths to keep the church's past a secret...Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 9-27-056. GoneI don't miss people because they move away I just hate knowing that, if something happens to them, I won't know because I'm not there with them.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 7-2-06 - Complete7. Through the Winter reviewsVery sad poem, because it seems like the past six months have set just a little more weight on my shoulders with each passing day. But when the snow melts, it becomes spring...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-05 - Complete8. Learn to Let Go reviewsOne of my closest friends lost her mother to lymphoma cancer three weeks ago... this is my prayer for Katie.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-05 - Complete9. That Old Song reviewsRhyming ramblings with a twist of angst. Music may be the window to the heart, but sometimes it becomes the rock thrown through that fragile window.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-05 - Complete10. Hands reviewsSo many feelings can be conveyed through the simplest touch...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-05 - Complete11. The CoAuthor Series » reviewsSome short song fics I've written, each chapter based on one of my five coauthors that I've created. Mostly angst or drama with happy endings. [Rating K to TFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,647 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 8-10-02 - Complete12. Carry Me On reviewsFor the moments my spirit is weak, I find that I can only rely on someone who never leaves, never forsakes me... and He's always there.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-05 - Complete13. Experimental Takeover reviewsIn a homeschool Chemistry class where anything can happen, an experiment goes horridly arwy and threatens the lives of the students... or does it? Oneshot T rating for sadistic humorFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-27-05 - Complete14. Rainy Days reviewsIt's always during the storms of life that I long to see him the most... it's no wonder I get so weary and depressed on rainy days.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-05 - Complete15. Day By Day reviewsAs 2004 came to an end, I wrote this in retrospection of how far I'd come in just one year. There isn't very much optomism for this new year, but maybe that will change with time.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-05 - Complete16. The Duckling reviewsMy reaction to relationships that move too fast. And, judging by the way things are going, all my friends have become swans... and I'm forever to be stuck in ducklinghood.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-04 - Complete17. In My Mind's Eye » reviewsEfad thinks she's being stalked by a boy who no one believes is real. Why does he keep appearing to her, and does he have something to do with a murder near the church youth house?Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 1-31-03 - Complete18. Love in War reviewsSoothing words given in the midst of a spiritual and emotional battle from a lover to his dearest.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete19. Sweet Sixteen reviewsYears ago, I thought that being sixteen would make me wiser than I really am. But when it comes to someone else repeating my mistakes, what if I'm really wiser than I seem?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete20. The Archer's Folly reviewsThe gods must be angry whoever their archer was aiming for, he missed... and hit me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-04 - Complete21. Thinking Hurts reviewsHow can I make plans for the future when, every time I think about my life, something goes horridly awry?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-04 - Complete22. Not What I Remember reviewsEfad's friends take her on a trip to her birthplace of Cincinnati, Ohio, only to run into an old friend who changed more than Efad had expected.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 7-27-03 - Complete23. Love Me, Love My CoAuthors » reviewsPoor Efad has to keep five teenage boys in line, without first driving herself crazy. How is such a feat accomplished? By one insane situation after another, of course...!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-25-04 - Published: 1-31-0324. In, Not Of reviewsTwo friends discuss their views of the world, and why it breaks their hearts to still see it falling apart.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-04 - Complete25. Standing Up for Nothing reviewsSongfic. A troubled girl finds that, even though the world may deny her, she's never alone.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-26-03 - Complete26. A Rebel's Heart reviewsBased on Miranda CrystalBearer's story, Planet Insanity: The Destroying. Efad is the leader of the Rebel army after King Dirian, Queen Miranda's father, killed her parents. But the night before the battle, Efad begins to doubt her abilities as a leaderFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-03 - Complete27. Running Out reviewsA poem for a friend facing a rough time, who shall remain nameless, but she knows who she is. Others may relate to this as well, whether it be to her position or mine.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-03 - Complete28. A Man of No Reputation reviewsSongfic. Who can know of the pain, the torture that occured as he said, Forgive them, for they know not what they do? Has any mortal ever felt or been able to describe such pain? But it WAS real. Rated for graphic descriptions of torture.Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-23-03 - Complete29. The Papa Johns Song reviewsThe minds of Efad, Kitt, and ET comes another song parody after getting high off of Magic Markers! The song WAS Make a Man Out of You from Mulan, and since ET works at Papa Johns... if there was a genre of spontaneous insanity, I'd put this there.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-03 - Complete30. Fleeting Glances reviewsInspired by curious musings from exchanged glances on the interstate or at the stoplight. As we drive off, I doubt we'll ever know anything about the stranger next to us besides the smile and the fleeting glance they leave behind.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-03 - Complete31. Spotlight reviewsWritten listening to loud music. Why be ashamed of expressing yourself with dance if all you can see is the spotlight in the moment?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-03 - Complete32. WalMart's Greatest Hits! reviewsA short, supposed infomercial advertising a fake CD, from the twisted minds of Efad, Kitt, and ET the same girls that brought you Road Trip to Planet Insanity and A Random Story Starring Jack!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-03 - Complete33. Step Inside reviewsThe dance down the road is long, but as we are bride, keeping in time with our partner is crucial. He leads in step through our stumbles, always leading us onward to a place far from the dancefloorPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-03 - Complete34. Song for the Artist reviewsShort poem a song for The Artist from an artist, with praise and love. Inspired by the art that is creation.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-03 - Complete35. A Loved Roach reviewsIf our sin is to God as a roach is to us, how could anyone love anything as disgusting as a human soul? Based from an illustration used for a class I attended at a youth retreat over summer break.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-03 - Complete36. Your Smile, Your Eyes reviewsA revelation about a friend. Not a romance piece... just a new understanding.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-03 - Complete37. I'm Still Here reviewsNo, it has nothing to do with the John Rzeznik song. A poem for a friend who is facing a tough time.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-03 - Complete38. Untitled, or, Ode to Insanity reviewsJack be nimble, Jack be quick,Jack jump over the candlestick... but with my strange humor thrown in. Slightly Monty Pythonish, now that I think about it, but clean.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-03 - Complete39. Through the Night » reviewsSequel to Moonlight Destiny. Three years have passed since Alex left AdanGwann. But her dreams foretell the coming of her old partner and their greatest enemy...will she and Alastair be able to protect Earth from the Rauhûn? [HIATUS]Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-6-03 - Published: 1-3-0340. Revolution reviewsA year has passed since the war with Iraq, and Efad and her friends are on their way to a talent show when they see a No Forgiveness sign. But as they're soon to find out, a revolution doesn't always have to start with guns and knives...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-03 - Complete41. Hello, Goodbye » reviewsreposted, due to a severe change in the ending Twopart songfic starring me and my coauthors, based on Hello, Goodbye by Michael W. Smith. Efad finds a piece of Aaron's past that should never have been found... how will she tell him what she knows?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-03 - Complete42. Artist's Lament reviewsLife goes onAn artist is tremblingBut life goes onCan't see that he's weepingWill my picture be seen today?Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-03 - Complete43. Flowerpot reviewsWhen I'm finished, I don't care if I'm an elegant vase or a plain flowerpot He'll still make me beautiful.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-25-03 - Complete44. Kevin's Christmas Carol reviewsA bizarre, yet strangely humorous story, based on Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol". Kevin McGorma has always been a scrooge when it came to Christmas. Can his friends -and some ghosts- help him see the light?Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-0345. Fly reviewsWhen an innocent game of football turns into a hitandrun accident, can two teenagers pull each other through with only their friendship to hold onto? I'll fly with you through the nightSo you know I'm not letting go, I'm not letting go...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-17-03 - Complete46. The Random Story Starring Jack reviewsAnother 'everyone writes a sentence' fic... The world goes haywire because of Jack, two mysterious cloaked figures, spilt M&M's, and a man named Captain FrillyPants. Just nod, smile, and back away slowly.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-03 - Complete47. Murder at the Milton's » reviewsAn innocent gathering of ten teenagers soon turns into a terrifying Halloween night when an intruder begins to murder them all, one by one... M for multiple violent deathsFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 10-17-02 - Complete48. Small Collection of Poetry » reviewsA few short poems I've written...explination inside!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-12-03 - Published: 3-3-0249. Moonlight Destiny » reviewsAlex is a normal girl who is kidnapped and chosen to save a world dominated by evil forces. Will she and her partner be able to save the world before its destruction? T for violence and dramatic themes.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 5-19-02 - Complete
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