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Shadow: We changed it. We changed it. *screams.*
Kips: Funnish, I suppose.
Sonolan: *yawns.* Sleeping.
Kips: Anyhow, fear the chicken. Don't ask. I've been deprived of the sleepyness.
Sonolan: English?
Kips: no, British.
Shadow: ...I'm confused. Anyway, let's toss this hell bound thing over to Mr. Jack for coming Soon section.
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COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER SCREEN NEAR YOU:
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Jack: We gots quite a bit coming on the way. Hear'sa preveiw!
Chapter 2 of Vampire Dreams and Demon Wishes
(Mike meets the other Vampiric and Wolfish and Demonish residents of the Shadius Manor.)
Vampire Dreams and Demon Wishes: Saconi's Struggle
(We get introduced to Saconi, AKA Jack's Scott, and his reeeeaallly messed up past which will play a major part in the main series.)
Interveiw with the Vampires...And Friends
(The second side-series. An interveiw type series, hosted by the Genetically Mutated Wombat...Who's name is forgotten at the moment.)
A second chapter to The Weakest Link: Crew Stylee
(Funnish. Things heat up, and there's a Wombat wondering around in leather offering sexual favors.)
A second Blink 182 Fic: And You Know It
(A Travis Fic. A very messed up Travis Fic.)
A third Blink 182 Fic: Ramblings from the Sad, Sad mind of Thomas Delonge and the other two.
(This one's a happish fic...A rambling fic quite obviously. Just a place to put boredom.)
Jack: And that's about it...Damn...We gots a bit to dooo...Anyway, let's throw this over to Adam, for status checks on the above mentioned stuff.
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STATUS
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Adam: Do I have to? Damn. Well, let's see.
VDDW:
Chapter 2: About 1 fourth done.
Saconi: Not even started.
Interveiw: Not started.
BLINK:
And You: About three fourths done.
Ramblings: Um...Not started.
WEAKEST LINK:
chapter 2: Not started.
Adam: We're lazy. Damn. *hides from rotten fruits and vegetables.*
So anyway, we are going to throw it to Mike, for some filler crap.
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FILLER CRAP THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING
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Mike: Uhh...How about some song lyrics of some things we like at the moment?
Adam's Song:
I never thought, I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'dve known
I traced to cord back to the wall,
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time,
I hurried up
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed
To go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone.
I never conquered, rarely came
Sixteen just held such better days
Mike: And I'm stopping cause I don't remember the rest. Let's go to David for the quote of the moment...
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QUOTE OF THE MOMENT
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David: Urm...This is from Shadow.
Shadow (Quack. And be all that you can be, in the ducky armed forces you moose!)
David: If that made sense to you, please interpret it for us. thank you. This profile is over.
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