Wow has it really been that long since I updated this thing?!!

First of all I'd like to thank the acadamy.. *looks at note cards*
Oops wrong speach..
*throws note cards away*
er.. anyway..

As you may already know I am the one and only HYPER5!!!
*thunder and lightning*
Kai! stop messing with the sound effects!! Now as I was saying.. I am a sophmore in highschool. I have one brother, one sister, a cow.. a moose.. and an imaginary pink alien friend named..BINKY?!
*points to Sunny*
Alright that's the last time you write cue cards for me buddy!!
*muttering*
So hard to find good help these days.. Continuing on... My friends include: Ambereyes/yosei AKA Jade.. Jenlinkitty.. Ty ..Alex.. Sunny.. Kaiotai.. Altmega.. Gjynn.. 'The Evil Fluffy Bunny'.. Aslin28.. Did I miss anyone?
*Jade hands her a sheet of paper*

This just in: Evil mutant aliens have been spotted of the coast of Cuba, Africa, North America and the eastern sea borders of Katie land. AHH! ALIENS! RUN MAN RUN!!
*clears throat* In other news... Hyper5 your pants are unzipped XYZ... Eh?
*looks down*
Oh..
*Blushes and laughs nervously & zips up pants*
Enough about that.. feel free to read any of my stories and thanks to all of you who reviewed me. GAHH! Jenlin! Don't open that...door.
*Swimming in tons of benie babies*
Kai:BENIE BABIES?!
Hyper5: *twiddling thumbs* like you don't have a feddish for collecting small but cuddly cute things...
Kai: *-.-'* no.. I dont.
Altmega: *swinging on ropes in black spandex* Duh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.BATMAN!
Jenlinkity:And Catwoman!*runs after Mega*
Kai&Hyper5:*@_@;* ROLL THE CREDITS!! HURRY UP AND ROLL THE CREDITS!!