Updated 02.03.03

Eh... I'm seriously trying to make this shorter.

HEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Tis myself, Cami. (of Queenscove, doncha know) If you see people calling me Stacey... well, they have a reason, ya know. Tis my real name. *sigh* Although I am known to be called Ana, Anastasia, Gollum *grrr....* Strangeling, Stana, SMUT GIRL, etc, etc, etc. Or Mrs. Queenscove. People say being tied down is just hell, but hey. I'm enjoying every orgasmic minute of it.

Er..... I love Neal. He's number one on my 10 sexiest guys in Tortall list, doncha know. Then comes Joren, Raoul, George.... er.... Alex.... ahhh!!! I gave the list to my friend for her birthday! I can't remember!! Gah.

Er... on the subject of real guys (there are real guys in this world? Wow...) I have committment issues. There was someone that would have gone out with me and then I got really scared and I started avoiding him and I felt sorta bad at the time but it freaked me out! Gah! It was very frustrating.

Now, movie guys, tv guys, etc etc, I have no problem with. It's fun to obsess. Truly it is. Love Jess (from Gilmore Girls). He's my latest obsession. Love Heath Ledger, DAVID BOREANEZ, Keanu Reeves, er... Hugh Jackman (luv ya Kate), that guy that plays Malfoy in the HP movies, *swoons* Shane West with that goatee... HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, ORLANDO BLOOM, EWAN MCGREGOR, the lead singer from Hoobastank, ETC, ETC, ETC. Oh, and when Harrison Ford was in Star Wars.

*grins*

Er... what else to rant about? Ahhh... I love to procrastinate. Can't get enough of it. That and vanilla coke. Mmm.....

Shippings:

K/N, K/J, K/Raoul (teehee...), D/K, A/G and a VERY SMALL A/J, K/any weird couple, A/Raoul, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Snape, any love/hate relationships, a realistic Harry/Hermione, Connor/Cordelia (omg they had sex. Omgomgomg. Omg.) Angel/Cordelia (so? Like father like son...), Buffy/Xander, Dawn/Spike, Rory/Jess, Clark/Lana (It's changed), er... Anita/Jean-Claude (if Natasha's reading this)

.... I can't think of any others. Oh! Neal/Me. Hehehe.... DIE YUKI!!! STUPID WHORE!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!!!

Likes:

-Italian food
-Italian men (mmmmm......)
-Procrastination
-Pink bunnies.
-The Cadbury Cream Eggs that come out at Easter time.
-People who sing in the rain.
-People who dance in the rain.
-Singing and dancing in the rain.
-Guys who say "I can't stop thinking about you. (Hey, it could happen!)

Dislikes:

-Anything remotely having to do with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake or any of their poppy cronies.
-People who don't say excuse me (It annoys the HELL out of me.)
-Ron/Hermione. Ew. They are so not right for each other.
-Global. Self explainatory ladies and gents.

My stories:

Rebound - I, frankly, am distubed when I read over this. Kel and Raoul have sex. Chaos ensues. Read and review, and maybe one day, I'll finish.

Underneath the Surface - my new K/N. Erm.... Kel finds out the Neal's wedding is finally going to happen, but will her heart let her go through letting him go? Knowing me, probably not. ^_^ I like it A LOT so far, so please go review! It has lusty dreams, yummy Neal, annoying (BUT COMIC) Cleon, a wedding, letters, tears, laughter, and a happy ending. (I hope...) What more do you want, people? Yay! Chapter 13 up! Btw, it should probably be R, but I don't care. So... pah. I really like this one, it's better than Rebound.

Somewhere Out There - K/D songfic that apparently, Alex is mad at me for writing. I thought it was cute. Something I wrote to (1) Get out of my writer's block for Rebound, and (2) to cheer me up. If you were online on 10/20/02, and were talking to me, you probably know what I mean. Our Lady Peace Songfic. GO OLP!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

When Worlds Collide - DBZ/TP crossover. Roger comes back, kills everyone, and Trunks *swoons*, Goten, Goku (die stupid person!) and Vegeta (evil grin) have to come to Tortall and save everyone. Quite funny, if I do say so myself.

The Kala Saga - My lone DBZ. Bout Vegeta's lost daughter (by Bulma) who gets.. erm.. kidnapped. Was actually my first fanfic that I thought of. I owe everything to that first one. ^_^ Is actually not too bad for a first attempt.

The Forces that Bind - TP fic. Melana of Cria, lone lady knight of Galla, comes to Torall seeking help for her people. Seems to have strange ties to George that no one seems to know except for maybe me... hehehe.... That was a crappy summery.

Harry Potter and the Heir of Light and Darkness - Erm.... H/K, R/H (AHHHH!!!!!!) Your basic Voldemort's gonna destroy the world. Heh... with some romance added in... discontinued.


EXCELLENT WRITERS/STORIES!!!


Lady Katharine Heartspark. Author of the famous Search for the Six. It's K/N, and has a *gasp* ACTUAL PLOT!!! Oh my.... go read S4tS, the uncut version of it *grins*, Much Ado About - Well, Everything (cuz I'm in it *does happy dance*) and all her other stuff. Luv ya much Kate. Oh, btw, she has this new one about Evin, GO READ IT! YEA!

The Blind Assassin. Min. The crazy psychopath. Been working on that BET Min? Hehe... I can't wait. Author of the greatest guilty pleasure here, Fallen Idols. More to come... (cuz I know EXACTLY what she cornered herself into). Teehee. God, are you EVER gonna write more, Min? Or even come online for that matter?

Icewind. An author of one of the best K/Js on the site, Aether Winds. A/A/Romance. I really love this fic, even though I only discovered it after EVERYONE else. *sigh* Oh well. Sucks to be me.

Arsahi. Love ya, girl. She's this amazing writer that DOES NOT get the recognition she deserves. I mean, Christ, her chapters are like... 20 pages long! And it's so damn good... K/N everyone. Her fic, Free Falling, is one of the best current fics on ff.net as of now. Evil devil spawn...

Sulia Serafine. Self explanatory.

Snow*flake. JUDDDDEEEEEEEE!!!!! Heh. Heh. Heh. One Last Kiss, her cute little K/D, K/C, K/N fic *cough pairing whore* is really sweet and plot twisty. Now, if I could only get her to update more often... gaaahhh... meanie. Oh, and read her new one too. Kissing the Lady Knight. Gooooooood. Funny. Drunk Neal. Teehee.

OMG. Do you know how sad this is? I belong to a We love Dom group. Ahh... anyway, go there and join. http://groups.msn.com/WeLoveDom/home.htm Have fun. And eat blueberry jello. Yum. I've never had blueberry jello... *shakes head*