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Author has written 16 stories for General, Humor, Life, Young Adult, Horror, General, Supernatural, and Haiku. Consider this my written consent for you to use anything you see here without sourcing it. (though it would be awfully nice if you did source it) It is all kopylefted (all rights reversed). My name is... well, that's not important right now. I've had this account for a really long time. I decided I guess a few years ago to stop deleting the stories that, when I reread them, I facepalm and wonder how I could have been such a dumbshit when I was that age. Unfortunately, I'm worried this will give the impression that I see no significant problems with the stories on here. Since that isn't even true of stuff I recently posted, let alone stuff I posted when I was, apparently, retarded, I've decided to rate, and possibly at some point review, the stories I've written here in this profile. These are out of 5 stars (pretend the arrow things are stars, the stupid fraggin FP won't save stars, apparently) Balance Beam: >> (A little pretentious, especially for the age I was when I wrote it) Footsteps: >>> (Well written, to a point, but not exceedingly good) Daggers: >>> (Too short to be more than 3) Poem For Itself: >>> (See comment for Footsteps) Don't Ask Me Why: >> (Interesting though, not carried out well) Happy Happy Fun Times On The Bus: >> (This one I'm actually really conflicted about. It's horrible, but it is among the most coherent plots of any of my stories, and I do like some of the humor that isn't instantly recognizable as derivative from... someone) Poker Faced: >> (This one is really more of a blog entry, and not something most people would be interested in reading, but I just read it after several years and it's interesting to see which parts still apply and which don't, so two stars) Once Upon A Time Stories: > (Horrible) The Adventures of Rusty: >>>> (A rare coherent plot, funny, probably the most professional looking short story I've ever written, which is really not saying much, but still entertaining) Jane: > (+cringe+ originally written during my poseur-phase, then I let it sit for a while, got out of my poseur phase, tried to salvage it, and gave up on it. No plot to speak of) Goth Girl and the Turkey Curse: >>>> (I quite like these ones. More vignettes than stories, but they work that way) Unoriginal: >>> (Badly formatted, which I'm too lazy to change, and I think you have to be in my head to know the rhythm I meant to convey, but it needed to be said) The Strangest Night of My Life: >>> (Not well written, but an interesting idea. Also, one of the first stories I've ever written where the main character was a male. And in first person, no less! Impressive) SHE Comes in the Night: >>>> (I have a feeling that in a few years, this will be as cringe-worthy as Jane, but right now I quite like it, and it's a really cool idea, meaning that it's an idea that, to my knowledge, no one else had thought of it first) My Haikus: >>>>> (The forefront of my projects, as far as I'm concerned I can do no wrong when it comes to haiku) | |||||||||||
1. My Haikus » reviewsThis is where I will post all haikus I write, if I remember.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 5-22-082. A Conversation reviewsI found this. It's in my handwriting. I can only assume I wrote it.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-083. SHE Comes in the Night reviewsGirls in a boarding school are terrified by a mysterious woman.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 9-2-074. The Strangest Night of My Life reviewsA short tale of mediocrity and regret.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-075. Unoriginal reviewsAbout not knowing who I am, worrying about not having any original thoughts, worrying even more that people don't notice that I don't have original thoughts... that sort of thing.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-076. Goth Girl and the Turkey Curse » reviews...and Other Similarly Written Stories. I meet a goth girl at a bus stop one rainy night. I contemplate how I feel about her and why, then I cheer her up.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 12-30-067. Jane » reviewsJane is plain. Will she break out of her shell, or will she keep her feelings to herself until she snaps?Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 7-27-038. The Adventures of Rusty reviewsAdventures of a little boy named Rusty. All chapters will be based on a Mitch Hedburg joke, in memoriam of the great comedian.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 4-1-059. once upon a time stories reviewsrated for a teensy weensy swear word. uh, lalalalalalala ok byeHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-0410. Poker Faced reviewsThe most personal thing I've ever done that others will get to see.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-21-04 - Published: 3-21-0411. Happy Happy Fun Times on the Bus! » reviewsThe adventures of a girl with a need for beef and no driver's license. COMPLETE edit new chapterComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 5-7-0312. Don't ask me why reviewsEh, don't really like this one much. About some odd things I want..Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-03 - Published: 10-4-0313. Poem for Itself reviewsA poem about how to create poetry...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-03 - Published: 10-4-0314. Daggers reviewsMy sister has no idea how much I hate her. Caution: explicit gory violence. Fun times. very very shortComplete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-0315. Footsteps reviewsJust something I made up. It kinda sounds like something you'd read in english class. But it's not bad, I guess.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-03 - Published: 6-5-0316. Balance Beam reviewsIsolation can be a good thingComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 11-1-02
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