A few things to my readers. I have an odd addiction to yaoi, so if you don't like it... sod off. For those of you who -do- like my stories, I apologise now... I SUCK AT KEEPING DEADLINES, and I'm terrible at updating my work. I... er... have a very busy life? Yeah, right. Excuses, excuses. I'm just lazy. So, I beseech your forgiveness beforehand. Please have pity on this petty, lazy mortal. (And I much prefer to say 'indolence'. It makes my laziness sound much more sophisticated.)

As for a description about -me-, I have but one thing to say...

I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless.

Happy reading.