I own Azkaban.

Well, want to know about the infamous Invader? Eh, you really can't know everything about me, since I constantly have problems, but here's a bit..

I'm way into angst. It's my life. I'm 16 with huge problems involving guys, girls, and suicide. Mm, interesting, ne?

I usually only write Harry Potter (WOW, MY LIFE'S EXCITING), but I've read ONE GW fic, and I hella loved it. I used to read the Vampire Hunter fics (aka Anita Blake) but Laurell Hamilton apparently complained about fan fiction so that section was shut down..

Ah, well, life sucks and then you die, I suppose.

I've got two great best friends, Tyler & Crystal, that I wouldn't trade in for the world.

Mm..what else..

Oh! Pairings!

I love DM/HP pairings. I'm a slasher all the way. Although lately the majority of slashes that I HAVE come across majorly sucked ass..

I also go for Draco and/or Harry angst. Where they die at the end, usually. I dunno. I just do.

HG/DM is okie too..just depends on how well it's written..

I hate hate hate hate hate HATE any of the following pairings:

-HP/HG: Um..Hermione, and Harry..is gay. I'm sorry. Hermione is so with Ron; they're the perfect fucking stupid couple. I'm not racist- I hate them both equally.

-HP/GW: Even though JKR will prolly put them together, I think it's wrong to go out with your best friend's sister. That's..the worst. Same with going out with your best friend's brother..*shudders*

-HP/OC: Other characters suck.

-DM/GW: No. No. No. Draco is for Harry. Not for Ginny. Ginny isn't for Harry. No. Dear God, no.

Hell, anyone with Draco would suck..only Harry is meant for him, but as I said, Hermione's not so bad. Opposites attract. Or so I've heard. I haven't found that kind of relationship yet.

And yes, I'm very hypocritical. In "It Didn't Occur To Me" Draco is with Cerise. But that was forced. And in "Curse of Death" and it's sequel, there's an OC with Harry. But cut me some slack. Those are a year old. Back in those days I hated slash..*gasps* did I just admit that? Yes, I did. Now go fuck yourself.

-The lovely Invader December 23, 2002

News from December 22, 2002

Merry Christmas!

I've updated It Didn't Occur To Me once again. I want reviews! Lol..but who doesn't? Lots of problems came up again and I'm trying my hardest to get better and write chapter 5..maybe in the next month I'll post again!

1:41 PM Sunday December 22, 2002

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