Aphra
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since: 07-26-00, id: 14509, Profile Updated: 06-08-09
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for General, General, Humor, Humor, and Action.

Hello. I'm a twenty-something actress with a philosophy degree and probably too much time on my hands. Writing is one of my favorite hobbies. I'm a big fan of fantasy and gothic horror, as well as the absurdist movement (Rhinocerous, anyone?.) Most of what is posted below, I wrote in high school, but I don't have the heart to delete them. I totally thought they were awesome at the time.

Well, thanks for visiting my page, and I hope you enjoy my stuff!


1. The Artist » reviews
Lawrence is a conscientious objector who gets sent off to a obscure camp in the middle of nowhere for an infraction he commited. Unfortunately, he finds himself at the mercy of a sociopathic leader, with only a bunch of loonies to keep him company.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 4-12-09
2. The Day the Dog Died
It's not easy living with the mentally ill (I'd really appreciate any comments...it's a short read! Thanks)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Published: 6-18-06
3. Canticle of the Pimple reviews
An ode to the special blemishes in our lives.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-05
4. Brain Tumor reviews
Short piece of prose on how it feels when someone you love is seriously ill.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-05
5. A Visit from the Thief of Dreams reviews
Reformatted! A poem and a story all in one!Please REVIEW and tell me what you thinK!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-04
6. Pimple, o Pimple! reviews
A piece of nonsense that I wrote to ...naturally I was a semifinalist. Please REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-04
7. Visit from the Thief of Dreams reviews
Slightly humorous...but this is a real effort I'd REALLY appreciate reviews! Thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-04
8. The Woe of McPauper reviews
I hope you like randomness! PLEASE R&R. All McPauper, an Irishman, wants to do is wear a kilt and dance a Scottish jig. Why does everyone have a problem with that?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-23-04
9. The Clone reviews
A short insight on the life and thoughts of a clone in a future era. She has a malicious plan, but will she ever carry it out? Please R/R. Rated PG for (very, very) mild language and violence
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-01
10. A Closed Box reviews
Um...I decided since I don't have the patience to finish a story that I'd post some of the poetry that's been collecting in my little book. I'd appreciate it if you'd R/R! Sorry if it's a little depressing
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-00
11. No beyond reviews
Sometimes you can't find anything that interests you. Life is sad and the only thing to cheer you up is 'Horton Hears A Who' just kidding...this has nothing to do with Horton...LOL
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-00