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Author has written 17 stories for Haiku, Humor, and General. We are also known as the Grammar Police and the Decency Police and have made it our mission to keep the streets of fanfiction.net safe for properly written haiku. We have been described variously as "lonely", "depressed", "on a high pedestal", and as "the brave men in pink". We are none of the above, although we collectively own three pink sweaters and a pair of shorts that could possibly be described as magenta. Need we say more? Perhaps, we need. Five, seven, five, okay? It is not that hard to grasp. We have grasped it quite well- in fact, we dream in sets of seventeen syllables. Please, please, if you feel the need to write something in sixteen syllables, eighteen syllables, or, God forbid, thirty-eight-and-a-half lines, do not post it in the haiku section or we will cry. And you do not want to see us cry. | |||||
1. The Adventures of The Haiku Police » reviewsYou don't know what we've been through.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 1-3-022. Plant reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-023. Water reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-024. Skate reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-025. Leaves reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-026. Dew reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-027. Birds reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-028. Rain reviews*Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-029. California reviewsEveryone belongs in California!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-11-02 - Published: 2-11-0210. A Real Haiku reviewsFor all who have complained about our other ones...Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-26-02 - Published: 1-26-0211. A Second Real Haiku reviewsA second one...Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-26-02 - Published: 1-26-0212. Random reviewsjust a silly wordHaiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-9-02 - Published: 1-9-0213. Response reviewsIf you're so concerned about our Haikus, then why don't you join?Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-9-02 - Published: 1-9-0214. Men in Pink reviewsSome people insult us...Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-3-02 - Published: 1-3-0215. We are the PO-LICE reviewsAnother HaikuHaiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-3-02 - Published: 1-3-0216. Make me an offer. reviewsWe read your Haiku. Did you see our review?Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-3-02 - Published: 1-3-0217. The Haiku Police's Lament reviewsThe Haiku Police take an opportunity to express in their favorite medium exactly what disturbs them.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-1-02 - Published: 1-1-02
