"SIT!!" -- Kagome~Inu-Yasha

Rika: I'm Back!!!

Impmon: ::raiding the fridge nearby::

Rika: IMPMON, SIT!!

::...nothing happens::

Rika: Aww maaaaaan!!!

Impmon: ^-^

Rika: Impmon, get away from the fridge, please.

Impmon: ::goes away from the fridge sadly::

Rika: and on our show today, we have a ery special guest--SANGO!!!

Kagome: Sango! that's your cue! ::pushes Sango out from behind the curtain::

Sango: ::groans:: Riiikkaaaa!! Do I HAVE to be here?

Rika: YES!

Sango: WHY?!?

Rika: BECAUSE...You are the COOLEST Demon Exterminator of all time!!

Sango: But don't WANNA be here!!

Rika: If it'll ma you happy, there's a huge demon over there that you can exterminate.

Sango: not gonna.

Rika: why?!?

Sango: today's my off day.

Rika: oh....ok. ::pouts::

Sango: Sorry. ::walks back torwards the curtain::

Rika: oh, GO MAKE OUT WITH MIROKU OR SOMTHING!!

Sango: ::blushes:: no.

Kagome: SANGO!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND MIROKU BEEN THAT WAY?!?

Sango: we've never been that way!! And what's this with you and Inu-Yasha?!?

Kagome: fine, fine, I beieve you. ::whisprs to her:: don't mention Inu-Yasha.

Sango: ::whispers back:: ok.

"I will kill Yusuke Urameshi!!" -- Hiei~Yu Yu Hakusho

Rika: And our next guest--Kurama!!!

::Kurama walks onto the stage::

Rika: ::looks at his eyes:: are you sad today, Kurama?

Kurama: they always look like this.

Rika: ::smiles:: hottie.

::all the girls in the crowd scream "hottie!" at Kurama::

Kurama: ::blushes::

Rika: ::looks around nervously:: shouldn't have said that. boys and girls, you didn't hear that.

Kurama: ::stll blushing::

Rika: ok, off you go Kurama!! ::pushes Kurama backstage:: and that ends our show for today. good day!

"Your Brain's broken or somthing!" -- Inu-Yasha~Inu-Yasha