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since: 01-03-02, id: 148621
Author has written 16 stories for General, General, Haiku, and Life.
"I'll carry you. If necessary."
_Beckett (Waiting for Godot)
Lalala.... lalallama? Hi. 17 years old, in London, 6th form, AS levels (shhhh, they don't really exist....) Reviews = good, in either direction. Reviews = good for suggestions, criticism, improvements and... even compliments.... *blushes*. Reviews = happy days!! Reviews = a matter of give and take. All's fair in love, war, and fiction.... Many things are marvellous: Harry Potter (though not a maniacally), Buffy, other predictable things. Also His Dark Materials, the Regeneration trilogy. Love Johnny The Homicdal Maniac, but too scared to write any JTHM fanfics. If you're gonna flame me, be gentle - I'm a sensitive soul... There may be much slash. Some, even most, things may be triggering to cutters/ex-cutters; I'll give a warning in the description. Blue skies...
~~~~~~~~~~UPDATES~~~~~~~~~~
Mar 13th: Oh, wonderful, wonderful people. Your lives are not complete until you have read "Hearts of Fire!" by bbsting120. It is breathtakingly funny. Please, read it, enjoy it, and review it. And give me credit for recommending it to you. June 7th: I just realised that I haven't said anything about fellow people I like. So here are people worth reading:
Random .:. Beloved .:. Zemmiphobic .:. Darwin's Ape .:. charon19 .:. RainbowTerrorist .:. S.O.S. .:. Momo Claus
I'm sure more will be added to the list at some point. Meanwhile, R&R me and I will R&R you. Until next time, blue skies.... 2nd October: Back after a long break.... yes, fabulous. Haven't been writing a lot.... had an extended dry spell. Occasional sniblets of lame poetry have been all. From now on, I will gladly take commissions, cos I have all this creativeness and nothing to do with it, so.... leave me a review giving me something to write. Cheers. blue skies.... p.s. I think I can do colour now....
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1. Chapel reviews
(Dare I ask for reviews...? I WILL reciprocate, promise...) A short, fictional observation of Italian women in church. Vaguely homo-erotic, 100% clean. Thoughts don't count, right?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 1-15-04
2. Little Miss Pseudonym reviews
A girl who could be any girl outside any crappy disco in any crappy town, feeling as crappy as any of us. Bleak, a bit random - inspired by a poem by S.O.S. Please review, if only a few words - this piece is something I'm very unsure about.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 7-10-03
3. Casual Disregard reviews
Strangely appealing. I read the words "silk", "army" together, and this came out of it. Needs reading a couple of times. If you R&R me, I will do the same for you. C'est logique, n'est-ce pas?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-22-02
4. Forget your metaphors reviews
Ok, well. I wrote this at 4 in the moring, and I don't like it much. But I felt I should post something cos it's been months. More reviews means I produce better stuff in the future, so you don't have to suffer writings like this so much. C'mon... review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-02 - Published: 10-19-02
5. My Ophelia reviews
Previously called 21st Century Ophelia. Dreamy, vaguely suicidal free verse. Not too keen on this one - I NEED reviews, PLEASE! Rated for slightly dark theme.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-30-02 - Published: 6-30-02
6. We Try reviews
Neither angst nor horror, but I couldn't do any better. Free verse about self-harm. *triggering*
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-31-02 - Published: 5-31-02
7. Random Haikus reviews
You know when random thoughts just pop into your head? And you just have to turn them into haikus....? Hehe. R&R please.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-14-02 - Published: 4-14-02
8. Depression Is Not A Choice reviews
Short, bitter free verse. Not exactly angst. Mention of self-harm, though almost certainly not triggering.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-02 - Published: 4-7-02
9. The Arm Wrestle for the Dawn reviews
A random personification poem. A bit caffeinated, but hey! It's what I live for. (Did that make any sense?). Reviews would really be appreciated - I need to improve my writing. Thanks!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-02 - Published: 3-3-02
10. Internet angst reviews
I seem to be hooked on haikus.... I wrote this when my internet started freaking out on me. PG13 for language. Please R&R?
Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-24-02 - Published: 2-24-02
11. The dog with the pie reviews
I had a dream.... it was very surreal. It inspired me to write an abominably bad haiku. Enjoy! And feel free to flame. Or just laugh.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-24-02 - Published: 2-24-02
12. So Protected reviews
A poem about the girl I used to love. She was hurting, so was I; this was the result. I don't like this. *cutting reference*, though not triggering. R&R? Please?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-21-02 - Published: 2-21-02
13. The Best Diner In Town reviews
Suggestions for a better title are very welcome..... not really a short story, more of a (very) short descrpition. A man sits in a cafe. R&R ASAP SVP. Hehe.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-21-02 - Published: 2-21-02
14. Methods of Control, draft 2 reviews
Second (and hopefully improved) draft of "Methods of Control". As before, PG for self-harm/anorexic theme. *potentially triggering*
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-14-02 - Published: 1-14-02
15. how he broke her spirit reviews
A slightly disturbing poem, written for my school magazine. ho ho. PG for implied abuse and general nasty atmosphere.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-13-02 - Published: 1-13-02
16. Methods of Control reviews
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS - READ THE SECOND DRAFT (i'm only keeping it here for the reviews) It's about when me and my anorexic friend held hands. Rated PG for a self-harm/eating disorder theme. *potentially triggering*, though i doubt it.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-13-02 - Published: 1-13-02
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