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Empress Cartagia
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since: 01-04-02, id: 149163
Author has written 2 stories for Historical, and Sci-Fi.
I am in unintelligent life form, from a planet far across the galaxy. My mother was an single cell organism from the rough end of the sticks, while my father was a great scientist who blew himself up while trying to invent a self-perpetuating cheese sandwich; I am told I take after my mother, although I do have a strange affinity for two slices of bread with dairy products shoved in-between them.

sarcastic My hobbies include lying, shooting poor people, fox hunting, cash fraud and having dubious sexual relations. My sole ambition in life is to become the leader of the British Conservative Party. /sarcastic

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1. Dreams of Dynamite and Divinity reviews
Oh no, a summary! This story features a man, run down and largely forgotten, but now part of a task - to coach hopefuls for the throne. (Appologies for the lameness of the summary)
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 5-21-05
2. Love and Betrayal » reviews
Set in 1632, the Twilight Dancer is a pirate ship with a mission to get as much gold as possible, but what happens when it's Captain becomes entangled in a fued between her first mate and an old enemy? Reviews good and bad always appreciated!
Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-1-04 - Published: 3-30-04
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