Hallo to all the little people! And hallo to all the big people! And hallo to Evie, because she's cool. If you really care, Etana isn't my real name, it's a penname. And if you're curious, I'm a female. That means I have two "x" chromosones. Isn't that fascinating?

What else is there to say? I'm sixteen years old, and I love to write. I usually don't have time to write, but it's summer now, so I have plenty of time. So prepared to be blessed with my stories and sentiments!

That's all there is to say, really. Except that thing about the walrus and the sunblock, but I save that that for rainy days.

Enjoy! 

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1. The Yewin Files » reviews

George Q. Yewin is dead. Everyone's burning to know why, how, what, and most importantly, who! Can Wynne Dow crack the case? Will Ruby Hampiton ever smile? Shall we ever know WHO dunit!

Mystery - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-03 - Published: 10-29-03

2. Frolicking with Sponges » reviews

What happens when you've been transported to an alternate dimension, where trees melt and eyes can speak? In ENGLISH! This is what! 100% guarantee of humorous humor and crazy craziness.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-03

3. Whatever you do, don't eat that rhubarb! reviews

Those poor teachers were horrified when I handed this in! A humorous look into lab safety (it was anatomy class, what can you expect) Beward of ditzes and nerve cells!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 9-4-03

4. The Three Tasks of the Red Cricket reviews

We were supposed to create a Chinese Fairytale. I created this. Meet Yan Yur and Mei Chong, who are doomed lovers on the Silk Road, and the Emperor, who is obsessed with pickled bats. And more!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-03

5. Aevum reviews

A man with silver eyes and a cloak of mystery presents this story of life, love, and legend. A young woman who must seach for her brother, and save the people and place she loves. But is all what it seems?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 6-16-03

6. The Last Card reviews

When you've been telling lies for so long, and you discover your life has been one.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-03