...And so I said "well, what about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'?" ...Oh! Time to start the bio, excuse me a minute...
Hello! Well, Fictionpress.net is up, cool. Thus, I shall start anew! New bio, I'll delete some old poems, upload some new ones, etc.
Well, here's some completely irrevalent stuff about me.
My name is Elizabeth, but everyone calls me Libby.
I am 15.
I live in Kingwood, Texas.
I am vegetarian. Hear me roar. Go here, http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=free_me , to find out why, and/or e-mail me with questions/comments about vegetarianism.
I haven't updated to this site in a long, long time. And I've changed a hell of a lot since I was here last. These poems and musings, for the most part they're silly and care-free and the ones that aren't are rather naive. I'm afraid that little girl has been corrupted, and I wish I could get her back....
One day I'll get my own poetry anthology publish. You can look for my name at the top of the bestseller's list. *smirks, self-righteously* Not today, though.
Anyway...
Some quotes for the amusement of you, the reader!
"The animals of the earth exist no more for our purposes then women do for men, or blacks do for whites."
~Alice Walker.
"I'm looking for the Tower of Learning. I'm looking for the copious prize. I saw it in your eyes, what i'm looking for."
~Rufus Wainwright.
"This episode of The Reduced Shakespeare Company Radio Show is dedicated to formerPresident Bill Clinton, where as Hamlet covered the throne of Denmark in blood, Clinton filled the White House with Gore."
~Austin Tichenor, of the Reduced Shakespeare Company.
"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."
"He who laughs last is he who cries first."
~Ben Harper, "Roses From My Friends." A real tear-jerker of a song, even if you don't understand or relate to all the lyrics, but just because of it's tone.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
~Ghandi.
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man."
~Jack Handey.
"See, then, that bronze equestrian statue. The cruel rider has kept the bit in his horse's mouth for two centuries. Unbridle him for a minute, if you please, and wash his mouth with water."
~Thomas De Quincey.
That's why I call myself a witch now.... As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the full benefit of it? It liberates you from convention."
~Wicked.
And finally, in these final lines of my bio, here they are in all their finality, some final thoughts from me...
If we aren't supposed to eat humans, then why are they made of meat?
0.3 of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose. Just thought you all ought to know that.
Anyway, this bio is getting to long.
Au revoir, tout le monde.
~Libby.
"I'm melting, I'm melting!! Oh, my beautiful wickedness!"
~The Wizard of Oz.
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