Hey people-
I've decided to finally update my bio. First of all, the reason I deleted, like, 9 stories is because I thought they were all pretty old and stupid, and I didn't like them anymore. Of course I'm keeping my LotR outtakes going for the moment, because the new film 'The Two Towers' has given me another lease of life, and put an end to my writers block (*damn you people groaning at the back. Stop it, STOP IT! Right, thankyou.*). I'm working on a few new stories at the moment to do with Lord of the Rings, and as soon as I'm satisfied with at least the first chapters I'll put them up and see what you guys think. If you have any suggestions, email them to me and I'll see what I can do.

I really will try to update my stories as much as possible, but I can't write as much as I'd like to because I have 3 music exams coming up and I need to practise, plus I have school exams very very soon and I haven't picked up a schoolbook for, well, I dunno. Ages anyway. So I kindof have to work a bit. *sighs* Oh the unsatisfactoriness and evilness of it all. Anyway, I'll update as much as I can.

Okay, on to me. The authoress. Instead of writing it down in sentences, which I can't be bothered to do, I'm gonna write a list thing, like a factfile.
NAME: Amy
AGE: 13 and a half
HEIGHT: I dunno how many centimetres, but 5 foot 6 inches about.
WEIGHT: No idea how many kilograms, but about 8 stone 4 pounds.
LIKES: Horses, skateboarding, going out, seeing friends, meeting people, chocolate, pretending to be Gollum (don't ask), shopping, going to the cinema, Lord of the rings (my favourite charcter's definately Legolas- by a few million miles).
DISLIKES: Animal cruelty, and, ironically, spiders (but not enough to kill them), school (don't even mention the word in front of me), any sport that involves freezing to death (because I'm sure there is such a sport, I just have yet to find it. Maybe walking to the North Pole in a t-shirt and some jeans would do it.)and pizza flavoured cheese strings (NO, AWAY EVIL, AWAY).
FAVOURITE FOOD: uh, pizza and pasta, and chocolate.
WORST FOOD: AWAY evil pizza flavoured cheese strings, AWAY.
FAVOURITE SPORT: skateboarding (oh yes it does count)
WORST SPORT: walking to the north pole in a t-shirt and jeans (haha, I just invented a new sport)
FAVOURITE BOOK: Do I really need to answer this, okay, Lord of the rings. As if you didn't know already.
FAVOURITE FILM: Lord of the rings trilogy. yes, the return of the king hasn't come out yet, but it will be just as good as the first two, if not better.

And, to finish off, some quotes:
THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR ME SAY A LOT:
1. To my brother-"I am an elf, I AM. You CANNOT STOP ME from being an elf if I am one, so don't try. I call upon the power of the kingdom of Elrond..." (this goes on for quite a while)
His response-"Oh yeah, and I'm Frodo what's-his-name"
My response-"Yes, you do have exactly the same hair style. Why didn't I see it before?"
2. To my best friend-"My precious is missssssssiiiinng... the evil hobbit has ssstolen my preciousss and ME WANTS IT!"
Her response-"Whatever. Are you and your precious coming to the lunch hall or have you guys got I.T. to do?"
My response-"No, we're off to hunt for our missing precious in the science corridor."
3. To my mum-"Uh, mum, where are all the cookies?"
Her response-"Your brother ate them."
My response-"(to myself)Stupid, fat hobbit. (see the two towers film) He has taken my preciousessss"
Her response-"There's some more downstairs."
4. To any teacher that asks me if I like school-"I don't enjoy school. In fact, school sucks."
Their response-"Is there anything that would solve your problem?"
My response-"No."
5. When my brother goes out with his friends-
He says-"I'm going out, I'll be back around eleven."
My response-"That's a bit late to be wandering around on your own, Frodo Baggins."
His response-"Fool of a sister. I'm going out WITH FRIENDS, or maybe you wouldn't know about that, since you have no friends."
My response-"At least the elves are my friends. They like me."
His response-*shakes his head*"You're mad. I got you that Legolas poster you ordered me to buy out of the goodness of my heart. It can go with the other 900 you have already plastered on you used-to-be-white walls and ceiling. You can pay me back later."
My response-*give him a hug*"You're the best brother an elf could have *freaky smile*!"
His response-"You scare me. I'm going now."

So, that was my bio. Kindof long, but hey, never mind. Hope you guys all had a great christmas and please read and review my stories! thanks a lot-
Love to all,
XxaMyxX