Hello, for all intensive purposes I am Aer Aktis. Is this my real name? No. But I like it. It means Mist Ray in greek. I love reading, and climbing trees, and XCountry running. I really can't think of anything else to say and really it doesn't matter because I could say that I walk on my hands all day and no one really would care, but please read my stories.

Favorite Authors (in real life): Patricia C. Wrede, she is awesome anyone who hasn't read her books read them. I also like Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame is the most amazing book I have ever read.
Beth Hilgartner is wonderful as well. Also mom sent her my copy of "Murder for Her Majesty" and she signed it, and wrote a note. She is such a good author, read "A Business of Ferrets" and "Murder for Her Majesty".
I am a fan of Tamora Pierce as well and most of my FanFics are based on her books.

Favorite '80s toy: My Little Ponies all the way. They were so cool.

Favorite Quotes: "I have only read two true things in the newspapers and one of them was a mistake." -Sherlock Holmes-
"There is always a light at the end of the tunnel, let's hope it isn't an oncoming train." -?-
"Life is infinatly stranger than anything the mind of man could invent." -Sherlock Holmes-
"Watson, if you ever again suggest a vist to the zoological gardens I will scream louder than any known spieces of monkey." -Sherlock Holmes- (If you haven't guessed by my choice of quotes I also love Sherlock Holmes)
"Takes talent you know." "What? To sit on a hat?" "No to drop an olive." -Bringing up Baby-
"Boring conversation anyway. Luke we're going to have company." -Han Solo (sigh)-
"He's the brains sweetheart." -Han Solo-
"Would you like to go to the drive in tomorrow night?" "Sure. What's playing?" "Night of the Surfer." "What was that we saw tonight?" "Surfer Beats Party." "And the night before last?" "That was 'Rick Sum Surf' and 'Sinbad the Surfer,' double feature" "Canoe do you ever get this spooky feeling that we keep seeing the same movie over and over, and all they do is change the title a little bit?" "Ya. Terrific stuff ain't it." -That Darn Cat-
"Lena, you've been reading those fan magazines again. Lena please try to remember, there is nothing between us, there has never been anything between us ... Just air." -Singing in the Rain-
"Boy I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals." -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid-
"My voices can beat up your voices." -?-
"Even a fool is considered wise if he keeps his damn mouth shut." -Proverbs, the Bible (somewhat altered)-
"If ignorance is bliss, and knowledge is power, I'd choose bliss anyday." -Me- (but I'm sure someone else has thought of that before me)
"When I think back on all the crap I learned in Highschool it's a wonder I can think at all" -Simon and Garfunkel- (love those guys)
"A zebra cannot change its spots." -An enlightening quote from the genius that is Al Gore-
"Just when I was starting to despair of ever finding a decent movie about life in a Swedish hippie colony in the mid-nineteen-seventies, along comes a perfect example." -Anthony Lane (the New Yorker's film reviewer)- (incase you were desparated to know what movie he was talking about it was the famous classic "Together")
"'Baroja has demonstrated a certain aptitude for innocently doing whatever will cause the greatest inconvenience to whomever he is with,' Lord Vallaniri said. 'It is practically the boy's only talent, I'm pleased to see that it hasn't deserted him.'
'Pleased?' Daner gave his father a skeptical look.
'Everyone should be good at something.'
'Teach him to sleep well.' Daner replied"- Patricia C. Wrede (The Raven Ring)-
"Hey man did you know someone left the grass out in the yard all night?" - Mark Maguin sung by Lonestar(She's Unusually Unusual)-
"Yellow Teeth and bad breath, can smoking get any sexier?" -Me-
"'Oh are you a /Prefect/, Percy?' said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise, 'we had no idea.'
'Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,' said the other twin. 'Once-'
'Or twice-'
'A minute -'
'All summer-'
'Oh shut up,' said Percy the prefect." -Fred and George Weasley (who thinks that they are the best characters (well along with Lee Jorden) in the entire Harry Potter series, yess that would be me (the movies have reduced their parts to nothing (grrrr))) in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (to all the Americans who think that it is "The Sorceror's Stone" it isn't, the Philosopher's Stone was an actual concept in Alchemy (the early form of chemistry that was mostly about magic), and Nicolas Flamel was a real breathing human being (he was an important Alchemist). Now you wonder why the american version of the book has a different title, well the publishers thought that the youth of america was to stupid to understand the concept of the Philosopher's Stone so they dumbed it down for us (doesn't that make you feel sooo respected by the press)-
"There are grown-up people now who say that the stories fairy tales are not good for children, because they are not true, because there are no witches, nor talking beasts, and because people are killed in them, especially wicked giants. But probably you who read the tales know very well how much is true and how much is only make-believe, and I never yet heard of a child who killed a very tall man merely because Jack killed giants, or who was unkind to his stepmother, if he had one, because, in fairy tales, the stepmother is often disagreeable." - Andrew Lang -
"'Dhyrakh isn't /stupid/,' Arre said. 'Narrow-minded, pigheaded, self-serving, vile, destructive, reactionary, heartless and reptilian, but not stupid.'
'What do you say about Councilors you /dislike/, Arre?' Owl asked." -Beth Hilgartner (from "A Parliament of Owls")-
"She said that all the history of human life has been a struggle between wisdom and stupidity. She and the rebel angels, the followers of wisdom, have always tried to open minds; God and his churches have always tried to keep them closed." -Philip Pullman (the Amber Spyglass)- Ok Phil, so I'm a Christian according to this I'm a closed-minded idiot, actually all christians are closed-minded and stupid, wow Phil I'm amazed at your open-mindedness. Now I finally see what open-mindedness means, Phil, it means believing what you believe in right? I can't be a Christian anymore, because that means that I'm closed-minded. Don't get me wrong Phil you are an amazing author, but damn, if you had picked on any ANY other religion you would never, and I mean NEVER gotten away with it. But since it is always open season on my religion you can say that it is wrong and still appear open-minded, and that is why I can't stand you. I just want to have a nice debate with you someday, that would be so much fun.

Now I realize that I have given you guys far more info than you would want, but who cares.