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Finbarpurpleton
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since: 01-31-02, id: 163198
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Author has written 24 stories for Kids, General, Humor, Horror, General, Fantasy, Play, Sci-Fi, Romance, and Love.

"I like to write stories. Realy weird ones you have been warned. Most of them are about animals. When I get older I want to be a novelist of a Journalist. My favorite colour is red. My favorite food is Spaghetti. I like to listen to music and read too."

Obviously this was writen along time ago...four years ago to be exact. From reading the above paragraph it is apparent that its time to update my profile...and to work on my grammar.

So here it is:

My name is Melissa. I am working on my way to becoming a journalist or novelist. In fact I recently graduated from college in 2005. As of now I am currently enrolled in university in Australia.

I still like to read and my favourite colour is red. Like that really matters anyways and its true, my stories tend to be a touch weird but I can write serious ones. Lately a lot of my stories have been inspired by my friends in real life, specifically the ones in Australia. :P Also when I write I tend to switch from past tense to present tense or present tense to past tense. Its something I am working on.

Current Stories I am working on:

Song of the Superheroes:

It involves the adventures of Bamboozles crime fighting duo Captain Bottle Pop and Mrs. Bruce Willis Man. Some say their superheroes but it’s apparent that they are actually super bullies. Sarah Evans a reporter along with her dog Finbarpurpleton vow to uncover the truth about them. Along the way other insane characters are introduced as well as random chaos. Not to mention the most beautiful boy ever seen and the dreaded unspeakable name.

The Drama of Being:

This story is rather an experiment...Its about Carly McNilsen, an aspiring writer, her nerdy photographer friend James who hates the entire world and her best friend Noel. A unexpected incident inspires Carly to go on a different adventure, which eventually leads to love possibly other things.

Journey To the Fifth Continent

Commander Tom Branningan is sent on a exploration mission to the fifth continent on a new planet. Can he and his friends Commander Anna Zelaway and his silent yet super intelligent pet cat Sebastian survive the peril in this matriarchal world? So far only the prologue is complete. There will be more to come on this one.

The Adventures of Caromel:

The random adventures of Melissa, a know it all and Carol, an argumentative a fat girl set on being a waitress. Melissa is a international student from Canada studying in Australia, but what happens when her Canadian friend Carol comes for a visit? Its basically writen in script format.

Heres an example...

Melissa: Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.

Carol: Noooo…they’re pink because of pollution and drinking pink water.

P.S. I WANT REVIEWS!




1. Song of the Superheroes » reviews
REWRITTEN! Reporter Sarah Evans and her friend Finbarpurpleton, a big brown dog go under cover at a secret superhero agency in which they find villians masqureading as heroes, the most beautiful boy in the entire world and a beanstalk impalement.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,767 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 11-4-06
2. Thought Mail
Another one of my random poetic inspirations. I really don't consider myself a poet mind you. It's about unrequited love and wondering what could happen based on past and present life experience.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-18-07
3. Fizzy Lemonade » reviews
Pregnant old lady men masqurading as vampires whats a soul to do? This sounds like a job for two: Inspector Such And Such and Officer Octogenarian. Spin off of Songs of the Superheroes.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 3-7-07
4. Does he hear me call? reviews
A poem about longing for a secret crush and the fear of rejection.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07
5. An Imaginary Love
Carly is in love with the most beautiful boy in the entire world. Her friends attempt to help her find tell him by hosting a dinner party. There is just one problem her friends are imaginary and the boy of her dreams thinks she is nuts! Rewriten!
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-19-07
6. Journey To The Fifth Continent » reviews
Commander Tom Branningan is sent on a exploration mission to a new planet. Can he and his friends Commander Napoleon Zelaway and his silent super intelligent cat Sebastian survive the peril in this matriarchal world?
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 12-31-06
7. If Dogs Could Talk
My random musings from observing my dogs one day while I was 17 of course. Is barking an involuntary spasm or is it another form of unknown language. The first in the series about Shelby and Heidi
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-07
8. A Maximis ad Minima From Greatest to Least
The sequel to Dog Dreams. This time Shelby is the one immersed into the bizzare world of dog dreaming. She is shrinking and Heidi is growing and eating cat clones. The moral of the story be careful what you feed your pets.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-07
9. Snowed in the Backyard Future Dog Skaters
Shelby and Heidi are snowed in on an exceptionaly cold day one winter. They dream of dog skating which is walking in winter. Another story about the dog duo.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
10. Dog Dreams
Heidi falls asleep one night and dreams she is 100ft tall, is confused with another 100ft dog named Sparkenstine owned by 150ft boy can hear hear Shelby's thoughts and is chased by a evil cat named Mullygin.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
11. Songs of the Superboy
Kia's brother goes missing of the balconey one day while flying like a super hero. She with the help of a angry rottweiler Wild Will try to find him before her mom arrives home from work. Randomness is guaranteed.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
12. Turtles and Fish
Mike adminsters funerals for fish is because he felt fish get no respect. It’s not their fault that they are under appreciated. It’s not their fault they are boring and all they do is swim. That’s just what fish do, they swim.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
13. Green Dream
What would you do if you woke up one morning and everything was green. This is a nonsensical poem in the highest order.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
14. A Multimedia of Problems AESM Vol 2 »
Yet again another series about the A.E.S.M. New characters are introduced and complete and utter nonsense is a major player.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 10-26-06
15. Some One To Pick On reviews
This is a short story about a rottweiler a dandelion. It came to me randomly and unexpectedly. Beware of angry bees! R&R
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-06
16. The Adventures of Caromel »
The random adventures of Melissa, a know it all and Carol, a fat girl set on being a waitress. Melissa is a international student from Canada studying in Australia, but what happens when her Canadian friend Carol comes for a visit?
Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 11-13-06
17. The Drama Of Being »
This is a story about Carly McNilsen, an aspiring writer,her nerdy photographer friend James who hates the entire world and her best friend Noel. A unexpected incident inspires Carly to go on a different adventure, which eventually leads to love.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-06
18. Whats The Meaning of This Madness? AESM Vol 1 »
It all stated in an Italian French Russian House...This story follows the adventures of the A.E.S.M The Alien Ethnic Society & Melissa vs. problem solvers Wild Will, John and Adventure Joe
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-12-06
19. Cave Canem reviews
The title is latin it means beware of dog. A crazy talking dog named Wild Will holds a group of high school students hostage. Numerous characters appear. Oranges are thrown and Wild Will eats homework insanity is guaranteed.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-8-03 - Published: 3-8-03
20. The Day the Asteriod Hit reviews
A big giant asteriod is near. A brave little green fuzzy alien comes to warn earth. but will anyone listen before it is to late?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-03 - Published: 1-1-03
21. Skeleton and the Toilet reviews
A spooky haunted house and a cup of cafe. What happens to the to daring adventures? This story is weird, but not scary. If you do not like skeletons then you probrably should not read.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-03 - Published: 1-1-03
22. Goldy Locks and the 3 Curly Bears » reviews
There once was 3 bears, well you know the story. It is my version of the 3 bears. Except the bears go to the movies instead of a walk and the is man eating washer and dryer.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-02 - Published: 12-30-02
23. What is Red?
It is about my favorite color red. This makes sense if you read my profile.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-30-02 - Published: 12-30-02
24. Mom there is a Dog in My Soup reviews
The title says it all.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-30-02 - Published: 12-30-02
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