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Atheis: OK it's time for a new bio... *deletes the stupid bio and starts writing another one*

Aeris: ATHEIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?? THAT WAS MY BIO!!

Atheis: No It was MY bio... But now that I found my long lost sister it's time for a new one.

Aeris: Awww.... really? You're adding me to the bio?


Atheis: *scribbles furiously*

Bio: Atheis was the first original author for this pen name until her dorky Gryffindor sister decided to want to join too. Feeling obligated she had to choice but to add her.

Atheis: There!! It's a master piece. *admires the new bio*

Aeris: *growls* *deletes the bio*

Bio: Atheis and and Aeris were born in the cold town of Knowlespole. Being the last remaining members of an ancient group of people known as the Cetra, their lives were always in great danger to the threat of scientists and the well being of the planet.

At the tender age of four, their mother Iflana Gast was greatly injured and died a horrible death. Little Aeris and Atheis were sent to live with a lonely old woman named Elmyra Gainsborough.

Atheis: *writes something*

Bio: When they turned 11 they went to the lovely place called Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and wizardry... Where they became the ultimate terrors of the school!! MUWHAHHA!!!

Aeris: We did not!! *writes something*

Bio: Actually Atheis here decided to become the single and only member of the Drive-Snape-As-Nuts-As-You-Possibly-Can-In-one-Day-And-See-How-Many-Detentions-You-Can-get-Out-Of-Him-Before-He-Suffers-A-Fatal-Heart-Attack-And-Dies Club.... It is currently going pretty well.

Atheis: Yes yes it is... *sees Snape coming down the Hall* Yo Snapeypoo!!! Over here!! We are writing our bio and we need your help!!

Snape: *walks up and starts reading the Bio* You forgot to add that You two have a detention tonight for loitering in the halls... *sneers and walks off*

Aeris: Ok Professor.. *writes*

Bio: And they have a detention tonight for loitering in the- HEY WAIT-

Aeris: Whoops... HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Atheis: Yes!!! That's five detentions in one day!!! It's a new record!! *writes something down in a little note book*

Aeris: Oh Geez... For the Love of Merlin's Beard... For once can't you stop with the detention getting? Honestly I think Snape has it out for us.

Atheis: Only because we have it out for him.

Aeris: No YOU have it out for him... I could care less about the grease ball.

Atheis: He's not a grease ball!!

Aeris: Yes he is... have you seen his hair? It could easily butter a frying pan.

Atheis: It's just irritatingly shiny. That's all!!!

Aeris: Whatever... *goes back to writing the bio*

Atheis: The bio is done numb nuts...

Aeris: Oh... yeah...