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since: 08-20-00, id: 16677
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Author has written 11 stories for General, Haiku, Fable, and Biography.
Mm, my last and final bio, I promise!

My name to anyone here is Fidget. I'm average height, average to light weight, and anything but average otherwise. I have no glasses, but I do have braces. I become easily obsessed with trivial things and tend to frighten people with my thoughts on these things. I dye my hair red. I'm likely to become more and more hermit-like as I grow. I can't drive a car yet. I want a house gecko to name Milo and a cat to name Chowder, but am highly unlikely to get them. I have a Sacred Cow for a step-brother. I have a friend named The Dancing Burito. I enjoy all my meat burnt to a crisp and all my baked goods gooey. My middle name is Marcelle. I like the number 4. I like the letter 'Q'. My fingers have grown nerves into the computer.

I hope that suffices for now. As more thoughts come to me, I'll add them. Enjoy any of my fics you read! 
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1. Across the Table reviews
A fluffy, substance-less account of the day I finally asked someone to a dance. Be warned, fluffy and teeny-bopper to the max.
Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03
2. Cycle of Learning? Condemnation! reviews
Once upon a time, I had to write a fable for school that had a moral written in to it. This was the result. Enjoy.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-27-03
3. Technologically Ballistic reviews
It's time for a reinstallin'...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-02 - Published: 12-20-02
4. Ode to Dryer Sheets reviews
Dryer sheets. Truly amazing creations.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-20-02 - Published: 12-20-02
5. Marlene's Redundancy Poem by Marlene reviews
A friend wrote this...you've got to understand our humor to get it.^-^
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-11-00 - Published: 12-11-00
6. More stupid Haiku's by Fidget reviews
Yeah, sitting here, sipping a melted milkshake, I am truly insane.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-11-00 - Published: 12-11-00
7. If there was a "bored" genre, they'd go there... reviews
3 stupid poems about my cat. He smells bad. Whew! I need a fan over here!
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-10-00 - Published: 12-10-00
8. The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, Beatnic Style reviews
Yeah. Get the groove, man. That groovy old lady and her phsycadelic lunch.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-9-00 - Published: 12-9-00
9. My Kitty reviews
It's me again! I wrote a "beautiful" haiku about my stupid cat. Don't ask. Just read. Reviews are good, too.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-7-00 - Published: 12-7-00
10. Donut Haiku reviews
I am a disturbed individual. Just read the haiku.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-6-00 - Published: 12-6-00
11. I'm Falling reviews
I only made it PG because it's weird. Kind of odd, but not deep. I wrote it in class today. Jeez, History can be boring, can't it?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-4-00 - Published: 12-4-00
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