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| Daroga's Rainy Daae |
Author has written 27 stories for Humor, General, Kids, Horror, Haiku, Essay, Fantasy, Western, Love, and Life. http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=168370 There's a quick link to my fanfiction name, if 'neone here wants to read my fanfics. I have 20+ to choose from, so enjoy! :D If 'neone wants to IM me or anything, you're free to! :D HIS BOX IS MINE. JOHNNY DEPP IS MINE. * Favorite musicals: The Lion King, Little Shop of Horrors, Les Miserables, Cabaret and Phantom of the Opera MOVIES: MUSICALS: COMPOSERS: AUTHORS: ACTORS: BOOKS: FAVORITE BOOK QUOTES: "Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that ever happened to you. You'd better not die. You might actually go to hell." "Lestat! You are the damnedest creature!" "Oh no, not again." FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES: "Some of you may die, but that's a sacrafice I'm willing to make." "Drink up, me 'earties, yoho." "This isn't working, he likes it! Let's torture the rat!" "Beware lad, beware!" "I'm a pig! I need commitment!" "But lots of people, that's their story - good times and noodle salad. And that's what makes it hard. Not that you had it bad, but being that pissed that so many had it good!" "Naugahyde." "I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to. I don't mean to." "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" "Ocean breeze... Like a cruise, except there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere." "Don't TOUCH!" "Smee, flunk the maggot." "I just had an appostrophy." "You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting." FAVE GARY LARSON QUOTES: "Man, this is weird...Halfway into this operation, and I've just drawn a total blank on procedure...In fact, I think I'm an ice cream man." "Think about it, Murray...If we could get this baby runnin', we could run over hikers, pick up females, chase down mule deer - man, we'd be the grizzlies from hell." FAVORITE MISC QUOTES: "Ya know when guys are on their skateboards and have made a ramp out of plywood and are soaring through the air after rolling as fast as they can over a truck and in that instant that they're off the ground completely and about 10 feet in the air before they hit the pavement and break their skulls open and they're shouting "Duuuude this is so cool!"? - I think I felt a little like that." "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing." PEACE OUT ~Daroga's Rainy Daae :) | |||||||
1. The Traveling Salesman » reviews"Who's there?" Walter asked. "Did you just speak to me, Goat?" The salesman stooped low (but not as low as some might have had to stoop) to make eye contact with the small creature. It stared back at him with intelligent yellow eyes. "Yes, I did,"Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 8-23-062. Phoenix Tears reviewsUpon a time there was a man / Who met a golden bird...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-053. The Murder reviewsDarkness contrasted to light, man contrasted to woman... A relationship that went completely wrong... told from 2 perspectives, murderer and victim. Can anyone see the structure and make sense of this poem?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-054. One Summer DayThe great Andrea Blanche; robber, deceiver, swindler and full-time jail-breaker, never passing up the chance to frustrate the powerful Lucas Yukon of the Oregon Country.Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Published: 10-24-045. DeBastia reviewsLet's start with a blank slate, shall we? Picture a place completely white with nothing in it. A three dimensional piece of paper that stretches on forever. No ground, no sky, no scenery, nothing. It's boring. Which is why I'm going to add a hillFiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-046. Calling »A boy, stabbed to death, is brought back as a ghost to protect the appirition of a young child against Callers; a cult of sinister psychics who can manipulate spirits any way they please...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Published: 7-9-047. In the Mind of a Man reviewsWritten by a female to prove that yes; girls DO know what's going on in your heads, boys. Here's a short story delving into the brain of one average male.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-048. Rap and Poetry: Two Totally Unrelated Genres reviewsSelf-explanatory. A rant on the differences of rap and poetry; inspired by one day in English class.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-16-049. Funky Haikus, Man » reviewsThese are very random. Let me tell you, there is a LOT you can do with the limited syllables. Here are some examples... :DPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-17-03 - Published: 3-15-0310. The Truck Driver reviewsParoday of "A Tell Tale Heart", but instead, it's a truck driver and a telephone that's driving him mad... Pretty funny! :DFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-0311. What Game? reviewsEntirely written in questions. :)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-0312. Laughing Place » reviewsCome upon a children's hideaway. They are happy. They are safe. *formerly called The Fun House*Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-4-03 - Published: 12-14-0213. The Security Guard reviewsA first person insiders look on the brain of a mall security guard... with a twist at the end! ENJOY! :) :) :)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-0314. The Case of the Missing House Wife reviewsNeale Berkley, an usuccessful writer, and James Lance Zimmer, a multi-millionair, team up to crack the case of a missing lady who just happens to be... James's wife! The butler didn't do it, eheheh. ENJOY! :D *No guarantee to constant uploads ha ha ha*Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-26-0215. MoRaLs » reviewsMorals about random things. What's there to ponder? More morals to come!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-0216. Finding Fritz » reviewsTylen and Cember embark on a quest to find their lost friend !Fritz! who has been kidnapped by a threateningly evil mastermind... No animals were hurt during the production of this story.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-0217. Friday the Thirteenth reviewsFunny take on what happens on Friday the 13th... if ya wanna know, I wrote this the DAY BEFORE Friday the 13th. None of these events ever took place. :DPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-0218. Limericks! » reviewsThese are a few side-splitting (ha ha ha) limericks I made up one day at the spur of the moment! Hope you all enjoy! (SECOND HELPING IS UP!)Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-27-02 - Published: 11-21-0219. The Truth About CocaCola reviewsThe Coca-Cola company is really trying to dominate the planet by making innocent people brainwashed minions for their evil plot! Read this, and help save America!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-2-0220. Interview With a Grandma reviewsCodi and ZC (my sister and I) wrote this as sort of a joke... Interview with a grandma - where a 70 year old grandma is interviewed... yeah. ENJOY! :)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-0221. Mad With What? reviewsInspired by Conspiracy Theory's Jerry Whatever-his-name-is... Yeah. :DPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-0222. My Brains are Scrambled reviewsA guy is hit in the head with a stalk of celery, and these are his thoughts as he's knocked sensless. LITERALLY - SENSELESS. :DPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-0223. The Spooky Girl » reviewsThis is a story I wrote when I was 8/9. It's really lame, but kinda funny! I posted it here for you all to read it and see how cute of a lil' kid I was! :) :) :)Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-0224. Trek to the Bus reviewsIt's the horrible journey from your last class after school to the awaiting buses...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-0225. The Destruction reviewsC'mon, this only takes ten seconds to read and the summary is longer than the poem. This is sort of a lesson poem, it teaches you something. It is NOT about love. Nyah.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-24-0226. Grass: A Novel » reviewsUses for grass, types of grass, where to find types of grass, and grass horoscopes! Enjoy the GRASS.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-9-0227. Rants on Reviews reviewsSick and tired of stupid reviews? Well I AM TOO! And now, I've got a couple bones to pick with those rude, pointless reviewers of FFN.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-10-02
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