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| Whizzothecrunchyfrog |
Author has written 25 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Essay, Life, Mystery, Historical, Fantasy, Horror, and Humor. Guess what? The last year of high school has begun! Abby is now a senior! But don't worry readers,just because I'm "more mature" doesn't mean I'm gonna quit posting. So get crackin'! Read, darn you! a little information about myself: Inspirations: (I figure this is pretty important if you want to know why and how I write) Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Moore (yes, THAT one), Terry Jones, Lemony Snicket. I've also been known to fly into a writing frenzy when listening to the Arcade Fire, Magnetic Fields, and Thomas Newman's soundtracks. "Fevered Dreams" was partially inspired by the Jason Webley song "Icarus". Now that we've got that out of the way, here's a short note on contact info: Annoyingly enough, this site's profile doesn't include a form for MSN messenger. So, here's my MSN messenger address: ladypython@hotmail.com. But don't try emailing there, because it won't work. It's complicated. My AIM name is listed above if anyone wants to contact me that way. Author's Note: There is a disclaimer at the beginning of the story "Novelized" in which I state that books adapted from films adapted from books do not exist. Unfortunately, I have very recently found evidence to the contrary. There is currently a novelized version of the film "V for Vendetta" in bookstores now. For those of you who may not realize it, "V for Vendetta" was originally a graphic novel written by the incomprably amazing Alan Moore. How anyone could put it into an easier-to-read format than that, I have no idea. But now it has been done. I guess all I can say now is "I told you so", even though I didn't. At least not officially. Anyway, I just thought it was a scary little tidbit of information that I thought I'd share. Updates : "The Sky is Changing" is now officially DONE. Read the story in its six-chapter entirety below. I've also posted a new one-shot "Fevered Dreams and Desert Mirages". As always, reviews are appriciated! The author reccomends: "One Viking and a Baby". It's a round robin with Nuckpang, my first round robin ever on this site. Both of us (that is Nuckpang and myself. I'm not schizophrenic) would love feedback, so please R&R. Also(shameless plug) be sure to check out Nuckpang's stuff. A link to his profile can be found here. Happy reading! | |||||
1. Sonnet Battle reviewsWhat you get when you mix the Bard with a little Iron Chef. Special guest appearance by Scarface!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-062. The Six O'Clock News reviewsThe ultimate human interest story. Action, excitement, romance and provolone cheese. What more could you want? (sketch)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-063. Killy the Serial Killer reviewsThis is what happens when film merchandising finally goes too far (semi-sketch)Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-064. Welcome to Chicken Lord reviewsOne customer gets more than he bargained for at a fast food restaurant (sketch)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-065. Antiques Roadshow SketchA skit sending up the Antiques Roadshow on PBS. An appraiser discovers some odd antiques, and some even stranger owners.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 3-24-066. Fevered Dreams and Desert MiragesA one-shot about a guy trapped in the desert. Humor comes to those who wait.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Published: 3-23-067. The Sky is Changing » reviewsLaws of physics are broken, rumors are circulated, and the sky turns a surprisingly pleasant shade of Navy Blue. Just barely makes sense. The final chapter has been posted! Read, review and enjoy!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 12-20-038. One Viking and a Baby » reviewsA Round Robin with Nuckpang. An unfortunate viking goes out pillaging with his colleagues and ends up getting more than he bargained for. Chapter 3 (Whizzo's) is up! R&R please!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 7-17-039. The Bungee Jumper » reviewsInspired by "The Spoon River Anthology". It's about a bungee jumper.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-0510. Liam Almost goes to Hell reviewsA short story I wrote for my creative writing class. I know this story is missing something, I'm just not sure what. Please review and tell me what you think I can do to make this better.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-0511. The Adventures of Mallardman » reviewsKinda like Spiderman, only with a duck instead of a spider.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-23-0312. The Tale of the Disgruntled Assistant » reviewsAlexander Morley is the assistant to a lumbering idiot of a detective. This will be a darkly humorous story of murder, love and self-justice, as soon as I get a little farther along.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-16-04 - Published: 5-24-0413. The Adventures of Albert the Acorn Squash reviewsA brave little squash is taken from his family, and fights for freedom from Farmer Johnson.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-0414. Confessions of a Slayer's DaughterThe story of a young vampire slayer and her devotion to her father. Rated PG-13 for later violence.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Published: 2-17-0415. Novelized reviewsI'm trying to think of an end to this one, but here it is anyway. A tale of horror and tragedy in a bookstore.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-0416. Defender of Justice reviewsEven superheroes need secretariesFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-0317. The Light: a Fictional History of Thought » reviewsA so far very short story on the history of intelligent thought. Meant to be in the style of the late, great Douglas Adams. PG for drug usage. Chapter three now up!Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-10-03 - Published: 7-17-0318. The Fairy's Ring » reviewsJohanna Rossyew's sister is snatched away by fairies, and it's up to her to save her family from utter ruin. Chapter 2 up for reading!Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-13-03 - Published: 8-16-0319. Juliana: A Humorous Adventure » reviewsJuliana has lost everything. Her town is war-torn, and her mother and sister have left her. So, she decides to search for her father, and save her home from complete anhilation. Chapter 8 up!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 9-7-0220. Freshies » reviewsWritten by me and my friend while thinking of things to do. A story in the works about the trials and tribulations of Freshman year at High School. Characters are based upon people who we know. Chapter Three is now up!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 8-12-0221. The Adventures of Aggie Dustburger » reviewsA young nobody falls (literally) into an intriguing adventure. Sort of a mix of Shrek and the Princess Bride. Chapters 5 and 6 are up!Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-9-03 - Published: 2-24-0322. Backstage »There are strange goings-on afoot at Brewbane Middle school's drama practices...Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,479 - Published: 6-4-0323. Essay Troubles » reviewsEssays about my views on life, politics and the pursuit of music. PG-13 for light swearing, and Bush-Bashing.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 3-19-0324. A Poem and the Story Behind it » reviewsFormerly a collection of poetry, now just one poem and an author's note.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-30-03 - Published: 5-27-0325. The Dark Underworld of Mimes! » reviewsMichael Kryder has a knack for hearing things he shouldn't, a problem which puts him in more danger than he could possibly imagine...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-03 - Published: 7-23-02
