Author has written 2 stories for Song, and Love.

Well, my name's Kris(ten). I'm 13 now, but I've been writing fan fics since I was 11. Read my stuff. I swear I don't suck...too bad...'-';;

I'm a fan of many people, bands, actors, etc. But "lovely" ffnet decided that actors and singers no longer are considered appropriate fanfic material. So basically my list got narrowed down to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, His Dark Materials series, Tamora Pierce series, Harry Potter and my newest and scariest obsession yet, Lord of the Rings. You know it's sad when you re-boot lordoftherings.net multiple times just to find out how to properly pronounce Viggo's name...and of course, you know the bloody thing wouldn't be on there...stupid, stupid...

I live in Washington, in the general ghettoness of Seattle. In case you were wondering, I'm short -- about 5'1", if I'm lucky. I thought it was 5'2", but alas! I must have shrunk. I have a dirty blonde curly hair (which I can transform into a HUGE fro and am planning to dye pink), and hazel eyes.

I'm learning to play the guitar. And the people rejoiced. Yay...I have a blue acoustic/electric Johnson. One day I wanna get a Fender. A green-stained one. They have a few spiffy ones at the store where I take vocal lessons. I wanna be a rock star (or, ya know...just a plain, old, boring, unsuccessful singer) Or a writer...or an actress.

Come to think of it, I wish I was an elf. No, seriously. Then I could live long enough to do it all *odd grin* And then I could chase poor Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, and Aragorn all over Middle-earth to my heart's content. And still have time to "conveniently" knock off Arwench and her scene-stealing rubber face.

*Nothing* against her, but I think Frodo was sadly protrayed in the movie as a...*sigh*...loser...I mean, he doesn't really do much of anything for himself in the first half. Notice all the times he cowers on the floor...or cries in anguish...or depends on other people to protect him with their frying pans...*coughSamcough*

Yeah, I'm bitter. Your point?

Moving on, my email is tR0piCal_fiShyO01@msn.com if you ever wanna chat. Just put me on your BL. I apologise in advance if I bite anybody's head off. Just say you're from ff.net. Otherwise I'll get confused. It happens.

I just changed my pen name (again) but I think I'm going to stick with this one for a while...think being the keyword in that sentence. I have plans for...*counts* around 7 stories at the moment...and even if I didn't, I'd still update reeeeaaally slowly...so sorry for that...nothing can make me write faster...NOTHING...

Also, I share an account with my best friend Alex. It's called Nancing Sporks, and we write LotR, Buffy, and she writes Harry Potter. Seriously warped yet funny stuff...yeah...of course, nothing's posted on it yet. But it will be.

To see my positively insane list of muses, go to our other account, or go to my fav authors. Nancing Sporks is on there. Do it. Now.

Also, I have a few MST's (not included in my total number of stories) on fandomination.net. Search for NancingSpork, or go to the MST section. It's pretty horrible, I guarantee.

--Quote of the moment--

He tempts me...with *shiny* things...

John Mayer: You know it's that time again...
Fans: NOOOOOOO
John Mayer: Oh come on. You know your legs hurt and you really have to pee.


"Titanic 2--The Iceberg's View is gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship and it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins." - Chris Kirkpatrick

"I don't think they are ready for this jelly." - JC Chasez

"I know I need a long relationship because I’m starting to become a crier. That and I'm horny as hell." - John Mayer