Hmm... Well, I'm Maria. I'm 15, turning 16 fall 2004... Umm...I really like music a lot, even though I suck at playing viola (the only instrument I've ever played) and I can't sing worth 2 squirrels and a paper hat. Bands/Artists I like include The Rapture, AFI, the Cure, the Ramones, Nanook of the North, Franz Ferdinand, Kinky, Manu Chao, Belle & Sebastian, Air, Interpol, Hot Hot Heat, Modest Mouse, Muse, Joy Division, New Order, Porno for Pyros, The Postal Service, Radiohead, the Verve, the Strokes, the Von Bondies, the Walkmen, Weezer, the White Stripes, Stone Temple Pilots, Bauhaus, Le Tigre, and Dresden Dolls. My favorite, though, is the Smashing Pumpkins.

I am an artist. I'm a genius, a child prodigy, you know. At least, that's what I tell people. You can only hear something so many times before you start to believe it.

-James, people say we're superficial.
-We are superficial. Profoundly so.
(go see Party Monster. Right now!)

I like to write. Please review. I will love you more than creme brulee, I promise.

--For All My Cupcakes

Maria

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1. Sweetie Once Lived reviews

I guess that's the way everyone is. Whether or not they know the end, they are still curious about the end. My name isn't Jayme anymore. My real name is Sweetie, and I have three parts. (for sweetie kills them all)

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 7-30-04

2. Coffee Can reviews

There shouldn't be a difference between what is right and what is good.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04

3. Sweetie Kills Them All reviews

Sweetie always thought the life of a junkie would be romantic. She never regrets killing Skinny's ex. But now that Skinny's dead ... Well, she's got to do something about that smell.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04

4. The Eyes of His Lover reviews

More of a prose thing... About a man in an abusive relationship

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-04 - Published: 6-16-04

5. Cow Licker reviews

A song written in a harder, faster vein than usual. If you can imagine Davey Havok singing it, I've done my duty.

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-04 - Published: 3-4-04

6. Cavities reviews

I know that you want me to love you, but honey, that's not in my plans!

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-04 - Published: 3-4-04

7. BIG LETTERS reviews

My BIG LETTERS are still on the wall. So just let me know. Just let me know. A song-poem, written for someone unknown.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-29-04 - Published: 2-29-04

8. Two Angels and A Whore: The Comedy of a Lost Boy reviews

Mikey is in love with Spencer. Max is in love with Mikey. Matt and Spencer are a couple. Robbie is in love with Max. Azrael and Raziel are the odd couple trying to sort everything out for Mikey... Or are they?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-04 - Published: 2-17-04

9. The Scrap Poems reviews

Poems formerly posted seperately that didn't make it into another collection. Nice, a little heavy on imagery, but in a good way.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

10. The Unrequited Love Poems

A bunch of poems formerly posted seperately. Just a lot of whining about how I haven't got a boyfriend and "what the hell is wrong with you"

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

11. The Angst Poems reviews

A collection of angst poems formerly posted seperately... Like not-so-angry versions of the Hell poems.

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

12. The Hell Poems reviews

A collection of 'Hell on Earth' poems formerly posted seperately.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

13. The Love Poems

A collection of love poems formerly posted seperately.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

14. Sunlight Eyes reviews

A short piece in which a girl who only exists in love reflects on her empty, vibrant self. She is in love with sunlight-eyes. It's... interesting...

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

15. Then Came the Darkness reviews

When Anthony had first seen the tiny blonde boy, it seemed that time had stopped. One jump, two jumps later, Anthony lost his balance and fell down to the mattress, bringing Cody down with him. A short love story heavy on the abstractly poetic imagery.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-04

16. Mr. Linden's Library reviews

A creepy old library in a small town holds a book with a dark secret. (dun dun dun!!!)

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-02 - Published: 6-24-02