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since: 02-27-02, id: 177139
country: United States
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Author has written 18 stories for Song, Play, Life, General, General, and Work.

My name's Jen and I'm 22... I live about a hour out of LA, I'm a college graduate with a theater arts major.

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Here's a preview of one of my upcoming origianl works called 'Just Another Day':
I climb up the squeaky stairs, my key unlocks the broken doorknob. As I enter and turn on the lights, I can hear the drip of the broken faucet in the sink. I grab the trash bag by the door and go throw it out, but my bin has already been filled by those lousy neighbors of mine. So I decide to do the laundry, but both the washer and dryer are in use, with three other baskets waiting in line. I sigh as I get my mail: one bill, $950 for the month’s rent. Oh apartments, you gotta love em.

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1. Chasing Payments reviews
A parody of the song "Chasing Pavement" because whenever I hear it, "pavement" sounds like "payments". It made me think of renting and houses and all of the money problems and forclosures in the economy as of late, and so it inspired this quick lil spoof.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 10-1-09
2. CARS For Clunkers reprise
A poem in reprise to my cash for clunkers song from about a month ago, now that it's over a new light it shed on the cars program and I felt it was reflected pretty well in this poem I wrote in about two or three minutes. lol enjoy
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-25-09
3. Cash For Clunkers
I wrote this last week, I spent all weekend on it. I work in a dealership and if you know any friends or family who do, then I'm sure they can agree and add on to my atributes in this song. The cash for clunkers program, isn't all that it may seem to be.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 8-5-09
4. We Want American Names
The last of the guinea pig songs me and my bro did, done to the tune of We're An American Band. I didn't like how it turned out... sounded a lot better in our heads when we were just joking around with it
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08
5. The Flavor Of The Week reviews
I wrote this song in like 15 minutes, I just got this total tune in my head and somebody was talking about flavors of the week... so lo and behold. Tell me what you think and enjoy
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08
6. New Dance Of Guinea Pigs
The second song, this one parody's Dance, Dance and it's about the angry guinea pigs dancing for more food.... yeah I dunno how to summarize the song lol. just check it out and enjoy
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
7. About Being A Guinea Pig
The first of two songs me and my brother made up about our two guinea pigs, well, now just one, his brother died on Chrismas Eve and it was really very sad... anyway it parody's Man I Feel Like A Woman enjoy
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
8. Pour Down The Bong
Again one of my song parodies, this is probably my most recent. It's to Kelly Clarkson's song Since You've Been Gone.... enjoy
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
9. I'd Like A Scone
Another of my old song parodies that I've found, this one to the song Like A Stone.... enjoy.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
10. Valley Gurl reviews
I wrote this song way back in high school, it's a play off on the song Barbie Girl... yeah. lol
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-24-07 - Published: 3-24-07
11. Poems
Five poems I uploaded together because they're so small, one about loneliness, one about sneaker shoes, one about winter, one about an angry loin, and the fourth was a school assignment, let's see if you can guess the mystery actor I described as a lion.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-2-04 - Published: 12-2-04
12. The Book reviews
A dark stranger pulls you off the street and forces you to read his book or else. What happens when you choose not to do it, what is the 'or else' part? (This is proably one of my best, if not my best works, please r&r, tell me what you think.)
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-03 - Published: 4-24-03
13. Agent Orange reviews
A short little story about a teenage secret agent who must save the world from Mr. Curt who plots to control the minds of school children through jellybeans.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-03 - Published: 4-23-03
14. Murphy's Law reviews
Murphy's Law has happend to everybody, this is a poem for all of you who have suffered at the hands of Murphy's Law.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-2-03
15. Live For The Moment reviews
A poem about owning your own life and stuff like that. It's pretty good but it's for a class assignment, and I need some reviews so I can make it better. Will ya help me out? Thanks!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-2-03
16. Hanson And Gdog reviews
I wrote (and acted) this play for my drama class a long time ago, it was my first short play. Tell me what you think of this fractured fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel.
Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-2-03
17. Mini Play reviews
Ashley attempts to tell her best friend, Rebecca, and boyfriend, Joey, that she's pregnant. But she doesn't want to risk thier friendship by her lack of trust.
Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-29-03 - Published: 3-29-03
18. Who Am I? reviews
An original song that those of you who've had an identity crisis before would understand. (POV of a man. My first original song, please r&r)
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-02 - Published: 12-16-02
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