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| Chris Creevy |
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, General, General, and Nature. Hey kids. I'm a social guy but enjoy alone time. So I've taken to poetry because I dont start puberty till 19. No I dont want to read your stuff, stop asking me, I'll find it on my own. And if you're goth, put down the pen and eat a Take 5, if you're emo...well, you're just a gayer version of goth. What can I say, I'm trying to be an orginal when everything's been done. Oh, and side note, anything before 2005 is pretty terrible (because everything I write now is so great) Long story shot, I'm an asshole and a snob, yes that is a cop out. and I really want to mention that its hard to enjoy any good review when almost everyone on this site doesnt read enough. Damn it kids, go out and read some classic shit, or at least make it well rounded. Only read lord of the rings and harry potter? Go pick up Naked Lunch and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Read things you normally wouldnt. Read something that wouldnt make a good movie. Just do something different. Half an apple -Chris. Laughing At a Box Inc. Copywrite 2001-2005 Because its not worth stealing. | |||||
1. Srekahs Tlas reviewsYou got it in you to go in.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-052. Perfect Apathy reviewsSounds like a 13 year old wrote it, and I dont like my own ending.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-053. Happy Birthday President Tuba reviewsHey if the title doesnt intrest you I'm not sure how this summary will, please review.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-16-034. Oh No A Negro! reviewsRacial satire, dont take this to seriously but dont ignore the message either, please read and review.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-16-035. Spining Out Of Control reviewsBBC, CNN, and Fox News report to you the info you want to hear, at least thats what thats what staticis say. Satire, review!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-036. Noon reviewsA rich drug addict lives the most importent day of his life.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-037. Dear Malice reviewsA letter to a friend, something that needs to be said.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-038. Dr. Karate Chop Attorny At Law reviewsHe's the only attorny to turn to when you need legal help. The into is now up, chapters to come.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-029. Jamey and the Squid Faced Ringo reviewsCrazy, lazy bread man!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-0210. Publice Service Message reviewsPeople will want to kill me for writing this, please read and reviewFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-7-0211. The Ghetto Farm House Story Time Special reviewsYo, this story is phat, homies!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-0212. The Great Gas Station Sketch reviewsPlease,dont kill me about this one, read and review!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-23-0213. Nell Twisted reviewsRead it and you will either laugh or cry, dark comady comeback! Readers and reviewers wanted! ps, no editing was done to this story, spelling and grammer sucks! enjoy!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-0214. Monkey Go Boom! reviewsWell, from the title you can tell this isnt about an exploding monkey. Hurry up and R/R!Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-02
