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| Saturn T. Riddle |
Author has written 36 stories for General, Song, General, Humor, and Love. Hi. I'm Betsey. If I don't know you, I'd prefer that you call me Saturn Riddle, or any of its many variants. I'm 17 now, but I wrote the first poem I posted when I was 13 and didn't know shit about shit. So I don't recommend you read my earlier work if you don't want to be baraged with whiny bullshit about rejection and love. But for now I present to you the drunken, suicidal, wistful, lonely, ranting poetry from the last few years of my life, which has been insane. P.S. What would you do if you got up off the couch and went to the kitchen because you were hearing weird noises like "Woo HOO!" and when you walked in you saw the Pillsbury Doughboy getting a little too friendly with a biscuit? | |||||||||
1. No One Remembers Dates Anymorethoughts about a day that doesn't matterLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-1-05 - Published: 12-1-052. Tylenol PMJust for you, sweetheart.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-053. Broken vein reviewsA girl carves a name into her wrist. Yay.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-054. Heartburn reviewsStill drinking.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-05 - Published: 5-25-055. Absolut Mind Game reviewsrejection! now with drinking!Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-056. Attention reviewsi want you to pay attention to me, dammitLove - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 5-5-057. Invisible reviewsyou're an f-ing idiot because you don't understand that you left ME for a moronLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 5-5-058. Snowoh look! more unrequited love! except this time it's cold!Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-059. Sick Dayswhy did i always get sick and he never caught anything?Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0510. My First Loveoh look! someone didn't reject me for five minutes!Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0511. Somewhat Damaged reviewsFix me.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0512. Fadei love you even though you're an asshole. why don't you get it?Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0513. Agehe's here so i can distract myself from what's really bothering me and focus all my attention on something unimportantLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0514. Imagine reviewsand more unrequited love! fantastic running theme, as you can seeLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-21-0515. The Notre Dame reviewsi only think that i love you because my boyfriend ran off with a girl who's dumb as a fence postLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-28-0516. Love Me reviewsunrequited love for an older man (ooh there's something new)Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-28-0517. Adrenaline Rush reviewsi did a really f-ing good job of describing what sex and foreplay feels like for someone who'd never been kissed.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-24-0318. Dreams of Tears reviewscrying because, once again, someone was smart enough to reject meLove - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-28-03 - Published: 6-28-0319. Illusion Of Happiness reviewsi'm a fucking pity voteGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-02 - Published: 12-15-0220. Metaphor reviewsshort, simple crapGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-0221. Light In The Storm reviewsoh I'm thirteen and so angsty. i love you friendsGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-0222. Inquiring Minds reviewsasking for helpGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-0223. Blood And Tears reviewsrandom thoughts trying to be poetry and failing. miserablyGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-0224. A Second Chance reviewsi wrote this for a thanksgiving poetry contest just because i knew i'd win (i did)General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-11-02 - Published: 11-11-0225. Life reviewslife in the eyes of an eighth graderGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-6-02 - Published: 11-6-0226. I'm Sorry reviewsi'm sorry that i'm so stupid and you were smart enough to reject meGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-02 - Published: 10-31-0227. Out of My Reach reviewsunrequited love againGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-24-02 - Published: 10-24-0228. Waiting reviewswaiting by the sea. how clicheGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-02 - Published: 10-21-0229. Fairy Tales Lost reviewshe told me it should be cut up into three poems.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-10-02 - Published: 10-10-0230. Pain My Addiction reviewsI'm starting to see a pattern hereGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-02 - Published: 9-26-0231. Best Friends reviewsbest friends last forever, huh?General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-02 - Published: 9-5-0232. Lost reviewsBetsey in Ewan landHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-30-02 - Published: 8-30-0233. Black Roses reviewsjealous, much?General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-28-02 - Published: 8-28-0234. The 12 Days of Summer reviewsboredom in the summerSong - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-7-02 - Published: 8-7-0235. How Could I Do This To You? reviewsan apology poem to a hyprocritical asshole that didn't deserve itGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-02 - Published: 5-6-0236. As I Walk Past reviewsshit poem about being lonely and arrogantGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-22-02 - Published: 3-22-02
