Here's a little survey I once took. Enjoy.

YOUR NAME
1: What is your name? Marie.
2: If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I dunno. Maybe Mark?
3: Would you name a child of yours after you?: Hell no.
4: If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?: Taibely.
5: What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?: It’s either “Maria” or “Mary.” I don’t know why. There’s no “a” at the end. And my last name (Knox) is often pronounced ka-nox. (It’s pronounced like “she knocks on the door.”)
6: If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name?: Not really, no. I may add my middle name.

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
7: Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No.
8: Do you think God has a gender?: As in is God a gay, lesbian, transgender, etc? Or are you asking if God has a sex? Maybe I shouldn’t answer this one…
9: Do you think science counteracts religion?: Yes.
10: Do you believe in organized religion?: If I knew more about it, I could give a better answer.
11: Where do you think we go when we die?: Personally, I believe in reincarnation of sorts, so the possibilities are endless. However, I’d like to think we could go somewhere that’s a cross between Disneyland, Tahiti, and New York.
12: Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?: No.

HUMOR
13: How easy is it to make you laugh?: Probably too easy. It kinda depends on my mood though…
14: What person you know makes you laugh the most?: My brother and my pal Dani.
15: Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?: As in racial slurs? Yes, sometimes. If it’s in good taste, I guess.
16: Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?: not really. I have a fairly perverted sense of humor, but I know when it's appropriate.

17: What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?: Well, I smile whenever the name of my boy is mentioned, but I’ll laugh at anything if it’s funny, particularly if it’s clever.
18: What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?: Probably one of my fanfics at Fanfiction.net
19: Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watchin? Oh yeah....
20: What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?: Eminem.
21:What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?: None.
22: What song(s) are constantly in your head?: Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend, and Bye Bye Baby from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
23: What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?: the Sk8r Boi one and You're So Square, just because I’ve been told I can be too uptight.
24: If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?: As in me singing to them? Probably none them, I don’t think I’d win any hearts by my singing.
25: If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?: I can’t say in particular. Something romantic.

MOVIES
26: What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?: None I can think of off the top of my head.
27: Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?: Not always. If Star Wars episodes 4-6 are sequels to 1-3, then they are much better. And the third Indiana Jones movie rocked! It really depends. The second movie in a series of three though tends to be the worst.
28: Who's your favorite Star Wars character?: It’s a tie between Princess Leia and Han Solo. Chewie and the Ewoks are pretty tight too.
29: What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?: Musicals. I’m a sucker for those. Or gay romance ones. Hmm, hot men making out…
30: What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?: Senselessly violent ones.

FOOD
31: When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?: Taste.
32: What's your favorite kind of cheese?: Parmesan. Yum.
33: What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Not really. It’s cheese for crying out loud.
34: If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?: Yes. I just don’t eat hot-dogs. And Chinese food isn’t that weird!
35: Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?: Not really. I eat the organically raised chickens and turkey, wild fish, and I don’t eat any red meat at all.

COMPUTERS
36: Mac or PC?: PC
37: How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?: I really couldn’t give a fuck. That’s the computer guy’s job.
38: Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?: No…
39: Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?: Depends.
40: Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?: No.

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
41: Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?: Sometimes, just so I could spy on the guys I’ve liked and see if they’re really worth my time. Other then that, no.
42: What do you love most about the other gender?: As in what I think is sexy about guys? Eyes and arms.
43: What do you dislike most about the other gender?: They’re too complicated, yet at the same time, total idiots.
44: What do you understand least about the other gender?: Everything.
45: Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because?: I guess I do sometimes.
46: What celebrity's autograph do you want most?: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
47: Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?: No.
48: If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?: Drew Barrymore in personality. As for looks, I have no idea.
49: Does it annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember the name?: Sometimes, yes.
50: If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?: No one.
51: Do you want to be John Malkovich?: No. Should I?

NUMBERS
52: Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?: Depends on the context... It’s also the date of my birthday (June 9, 6/9), so I have a mix of emotions.
54: Do you actually know your Social Security Number?: yes.
55: Do you actually know your IP address?: No..
56: Do you know what an IP address is?: No.
57: Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?: No.
58: Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?: Yes.
59: Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?: No. I tend not to think of those things. I let people who care do.
60: What do you think of pie?: As in…?
61: Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?: No.
62: If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Flattered and intrigued.
63: Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?: As in how well knowing them? And what kind of knowing them? Be more specific!
64: Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?: Sure.
65: Have you ever wished it was more " socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: No. For Christ’s sake, I live in Santa Cruz.
66: What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: Sure, If that’s what makes your boat float.
67: Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Yes. At least, a guy who I normally wouldn't go for as far as looks are concerned.
68: Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?: Some really do, some don’t. Kinda how I think some guys are hot, whereas other girls will find them ugly. It’s a matter of opinion.
69: Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?: Maybe. Probably not though.
70: Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?: Yes. It has nothing to do with everyone's favorite sex position.

POSSESSIONS
71: What is your favorite possession?: My cat. She's not really a possesion, but I love her.
72: What physical, tangible possession do you want most?: Good question. I dunno.
73: How badly do you want it? Since I don’t know what exactly, I can’t say.
74: Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?: Nope
75: How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this quiz? …

HOLIDAYS
76: Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?: Sometimes.
77: How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?: I don’t plan on getting old. I’ve made the decision to stop the aging process between 25-30, however my mental capacity will mature.
78: What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?: A China girl dress. I looked hot.
79: What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?: Can’t say.
80: What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?: New Years.
81: There are currently no federal holidays during August - what should be put there?: Another Memorial Day.
82: How good is your short-term memory?: Excellent to a point of scary.
83: How good is your long-term memory?: It depends on what I’m trying to remember.
85: What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)?: Winning District Cup *and* first in League.
86: What is your strangest memory?: Some of my dreams are pretty whacked out.
87: What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? I’ve memorized a butt-load of songs.

TEARS
88: What movie makes/made you cry?: Cheaper by the Dozen, Dumbo, the Lion King, Armageddon, and the Return of the King. (Practically five separate occasions in that one.)
89: What book makes/made you cry?: Chinese Conderella.
90: What song makes/made you cry?: May it Be by Enya played with this amazing AMV.
91: What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?: When I was at a soccer sleep over and we were watching Old School, and Katie’s stoned and drunk brother and his friends came home and yelled out “Old School… We’re going streaking!”

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
92: Would you like to be cloned?: Why tamper with perfection?
93: Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?: That’s what Milliways is for.
94: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?: Thunder bolts and lightning, very, very frightning.

THIS SURVEY
95: Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long?: Nah, I’ve done more.
96: Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting?: Some were, some weren’t.
97: Are you sorry you began filling it out?: No.
98: What question do you wish it had asked?: None in particular.

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
100: When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?: Yesterday.

101: What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?: I dunno. Go read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.