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Author has written 166 stories for General, Love, Life, Romance, Essay, Humor, General, Horror, Play, Humor, Haiku, Religion, Biography, Friendship, Family, War, Politics, and Fable. The sun will never hurt you, ( Take a Run At the Sun / Dinosaur Jr. ) | |||||||
1. in waitinga 2012 hockey lockout haiku.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete2. save mehe talks to you of the savior, with his hands / winging through the air like twin doves. :: a repost. r&r please, thx.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete3. Super HighNobody likes going to their high school reunion, even superheroes.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete4. baby reviews-It's a lovely autumn afternoon when they bury Baby.- PG. R/R plz. Thx.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete5. The Egg reviewsIt had been several days since our last meal when we found the peculiar egg resting against the side of a great old oak tree.:: Plz R&R.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete6. Straight Into the SunBaby, sometimes love just ain't enough.:: Reposting of an older story I'd posted under another handle. Baseball players, M/M. Please R&R.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete7. untitled america reviewsyeah, idk, don't read this. warnings for high optimism content. -we can never go back now, america. this is our time.-Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-08 - Complete8. last dance reviewsprobably too short to be a real poem. oh well.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete9. The Ballad of Kyle Farnsworth reviewsKyle Farnsworth is ten pounds of redneck in a five pound sack, and we love him for it.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete10. down with this ship reviewsweirdly metaphorically abstruse, especially for me. why isn't 'drunk on rageohol' a genre option?Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete11. exsanguination reviewsjust a little something i threw together in an attempt to break my writer's block. sorry.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete12. a river unfolds reviewsJust a haiku. Not my usual style.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete13. The Death of the American DreamWilla Cather and the Progressive Movement. Stupid thing cut my full title off. It's just what the title says, folks.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete14. What Happens in Vegas reviewsA handsome, popular and very elligible hockey player wakes up in Vegas handcuffed to a woman he doesn't know—and married. What's a guy to do?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-0815. Things Behind the Sun reviews/It took three weeks before Aidan could finally bring himself to go back to the beach./ Thanks for nothing, Fictionpress Formatting Monster.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete16. Make Yourself At Home reviews[Haven't you ever just wanted to escape?] [Of course. Everyone does. But not everyone actually does it.] [Why put up with something that makes you miserable if you don't have to?]Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-08 - Complete17. Interpersonal reviewsJustin and Rich are best friends and would do almost anything for one another. Almost anything. Written for my Playwriting class. Please R&R. Thanks.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete18. collision a rewrite reviewsa rewrite of an older poem.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-17-07 - Complete19. Onward Danaë and the Sun reviewsAn explanation inside. Written for an ekphrasis poetry class assignment.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-07 - Complete20. Not a Poet reviewsI'm a poetaster, a lyrical disaster.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete21. Evil Don't Look Like Anything reviewsHe's a serial ladykiller and she's going to be his next victim. Rated T. Please read and review. Thank you! :] No love to the Fictionpress Formatting Monster. :[Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete22. called strike reviewsMichael from my baseball vignettes is back. [A snapshot of a childhood plotted out by adults.]Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete23. the wrong guy reviewsbut you only see what's right in front of you and i am ten paces behindPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete24. peaches reviewsthe ghost returns to dominate his life:: r&r plz?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete25. never broke reviewsand then one day, Bret retired. it was sad. I hurt for him.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-0626. aaron in parentheses reviewsgay baseball incest poem ahoy. if that bothers you, you would do best to just skip this. (fyi, aaron boone plays for the cleveland indians and bret boone recently retired; previously played for the seattle mariners and was pretty damn good.)Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-0627. because i never told you: poems about boys » reviewspoems about boys i've had crushes on. added: eric and jade.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-7-06 - Published: 1-17-0628. plane crash dream reviewsi dreamt i was in a plane crash. be grateful i decided not to include the chuck palahniuk cameo. read and review if you please.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-2-0629. in the name of reviewsfictionpress's formatting monster owns me. (and now you do what they told ya)Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-28-0630. but white reviewswell, i just don't know. this one kind of makes me laugh. it's really cold and snowy here. i think it's affecting me. :PPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-17-0631. terrafirma reviews::(L), firm earth.:: about a guy i saw in the hallway at school today. mostly just me messing around. r & r if you wish. reviews happy bunny! also i bite! :DPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-0632. bloodlines reviewsa little something based around a photograph of two women, one older and one younger. i wish i could post the photo too. oh well.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-0633. piece of cake reviewsmy dog ziggy got hit by a car. i wrote a song about it. wanna hear? it goes a little something like this . . . roflisberger.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-0534. give and go reviews[an offensive play in which a player passes the puck to a teammate and cuts towards the net for a return pass to score.] for jiri fischer. get well soon, fisch! we need you!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-0535. collision reviewsloosely based on the story of the martyrdom of husayn, son of ali (mohammad's (pbuh) son-in-law/cousin). i however am not muslim, so please don't hold that against me.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-0536. missing piece reviews[oh my baby oh my baby oh why oh my.] uh why did i quote blur? no reason. read and review plz. i miss baseball and i have no life. no reviewes sad bunny. ::attentionwhores::Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-0537. katrina reviewsthe aftermath of hurricane katrina. written about hardy jackson, the man who had lost his wife to the storm, that was interviewed on CNN.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-0538. A Life for His Hands reviews/ his touches finding my back and i am through my star and my way and side. / look, i wrote a paradelle! ha ha, but i failed; i think i left off an extra 'the' or something.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-0539. old girl reviewsi went to the city today. we drove past the old stadium. i almost really like this.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-0540. left hand of god reviewsbarry zito, he has a fascinating wine-colored birthmark on his left wrist.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-0541. break your heart » reviewsit is designed to break your heart . . . and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. r n r plz. thx. [baseball slash]Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 2-11-0542. he speaks in riddles reviews[ he speaks in riddles of ghosts. ] written for matt morris. r n r if the spirit moves you. ::hopes the spirit moves you::Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-0543. he doesn't know his own strength reviews[and he still doesn't know his own strength.] kind of based on a little ficlet i wrote about mark mulder, barry zito and zito's ex alyssa milano. r n r if you like.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-0544. masquerade reviewswritten about a falling-out i had with a friend feel free to r & r.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-0545. shirley temple tragedy reviews(my scars sing a million songs in an ancient tongue best forgotten) pg-13. not about cutting. r & r if you feel moved to do so.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-0546. matricide reviewssometimes i wonder if the woman who gave birth to me remembers i ever existed. sometimes i wonder if i ever cross her mind. [ i need a better title. R & Ring is golden. ]Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-0547. waiting for that feeling to come reviews[ come on come on come on get through it. ] Actually, the Blur song has next to nothing to do with this poem, save for the fact I was listening to it at the time I wrote it. Friendships can fall apart like fragile pottery.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-0548. stage fright reviews( you've never been on a stage set this high, built up to fall down. ) i'm not going to tell you what this is about because i want to be mysterious. figure it out and i'll give you a cookie!Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-0549. but: she told me reviews[ but: she told me she loved me she loved me she loved me (because if you say it enough times it becomes REAL) ] mmhmm. i don't get it either. and many thanks to fpress for fuckering up the formatting. :PPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-21-0550. the map of his body reviews[at night you like to kiss the inside of his elbow where it's soft and untouched, trace your fingers over his skin like a map, plotting out the places you'd like to visit, the places on his body that you've already been.] pg-13. r and r please. thanks!Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-21-0551. things that disappear reviews[ oh, lovely lady, lay your head upon my shoulder / as we drive south, south to the border. ] for stuart ransom miller, serial lady-killer. r and r please. thank you!Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-0552. like water reviews[ and all the french he never learned flows behind his eyes. ] r and r please. thank you. this is about javier vazquez, the pitcher. shannon made me post this. :PPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-13-0553. what you've done to me reviews[ i don't think you know what you've done to me / & i don't think you care ] silly, weird, fanciful. thanks to fp for f!cking up my format. r and r please. thank you.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-9-0554. did you ever reviews[ did you ever weather / such a storm as me ] about eric, as per usual. r and r please. thank you.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-0555. the way of all the earth reviewsi stole the title from a bible quote, but off the top of my head, i can't remember which. haiku about death. g-ness. r n r please. thank you kindly.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-0556. chiaroscuro reviews[ and in his dreams, / he is invincible. ] g. more baseball. r n r please. thank you.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-0557. ghosts reviews[ this is the only cathedral in baseball. ] g. about yankee stadium. r n r please. thank you.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-0558. tommy john reviewsfor chris spurling, who just returned from tommy john surgery. [ (strike one strike two strike three you're out) ] please r and r. thanks.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-0559. going to reviewsinspired by the mountain goats' "going to " songs, but i am not as talented as john darnielle. haiku about three cities.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-0560. she wants to be mrs robinson reviews[ your legs are as open as a door / and everyone gets inside. / you're a flashy little sportscar, / and everyone gets a ride. ] pg-13. incidentally, title has almost nothing to do with the acutal poem. r n r, please.Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-0561. Faith reviewsFaith and baseball are one and the same, aren't they? pg. (continuation of sorts of my other baseball ficlets) non-slash.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-0562. tabula rasa reviewsbaseball is more than just a game, it's a way of life that dictates everything - from what kind of car you're able to afford to whom you can love. but it's worth it.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-0563. white elephant reviews[ it's easy to pretend that the white elephant never existed. ] family, holidays, denial, the elephant in the living room that no one will acknowledge. pg. i don't know if i like this. i wrote it in the shower :PPoetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-4-0464. at night i dream of reviews(i'd like to say i strung up the stars in the sky for you but that's a lie) [rated g] r & r please. thanks for your time.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-30-0465. i can see clearly now reviews[i like it better this way. at least i can see clearly now that you're gone] r & r please. thanks. [rated pg]Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-0466. in the first place reviews(i would ask "where did my grandmother go" but i am beginning to think that i never knew her in the first place) aka "alcoholic bullimic grandmother" :P r & r please.Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-0467. big dipper reviews(at night i dream of you) [ another poem for that boy. fwah. rated pg. r & r please. thankyou. ]Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-0468. dreaming of october reviews(on a clear night / you can almost see october) [ baseball runs wild through my blood. i can't explain it. rated G. please r & r. thanks. ]Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-0469. Point the Way to Your Heart reviews[ All the lights on and you are alive, but you can't point the way to your heart ] [ PG-13 ] Michael wants something more. [Slash, religious themes, baseball. What's better than that]Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-0470. Forget reviews[ Heart, we will forget him, you and I, tonight! ] [ PG-13 ] Michael tries to forget. Implied slashiness.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-0471. Trinity reviews[ Chris closes his eyes and wishes himself anywhere else but here. It doesn't work. ] [ PG-13 ] More slashy baseball vignette. Chris meets Maria.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-0472. Ave Maria reviews[ But Michael can't stop looking at her. ] [ PG-13 ] Michael hopes that Maria can save his soul. [WARNING! THERE'S HET IN HERE! ::titters::]Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-0473. Juxtaposition reviews[ Michael's God can wait. ] [ PG-13 ] slashy baseball vignette.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-0474. Unanchored reviews[ The first time they kiss, they are both drunk: the pitcher on a couple shots of whiskey and three Buds, and the catcher on love. ] Don't think. It can only hurt the ballclub. SLASHY [ PG-13 ]Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-0475. The Hand of God reviews[ And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark. ] A continuation of sorts to This is Home, starring Michael the ultra-religious baseball pitcher. Religious themes abound, and whatnot. [ PG ]Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-0476. This is Home reviewsAm actually pleased w/this one. ::There's 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there's 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance:: First fiction piece at FPress in some time. Please R & R. Thanks. [ PG ]Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-0477. Midas' TouchWhy isn't OMG THIS IS SO EM0 ::sobs:: a category? An RPG character poem laden with overthetop angst and bad rhyme scheme. Intentionally bad, 'cause the character's not a very good poet/songwriter in real life. HAR HAR.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 9-6-0478. Mirage reviewsAnother RPG character poem. Romanctic slop. Proceed with the utmost caution. Barf bags are on your left. [ PG ]Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-0479. The Little Mermaid reviewsA 'riff' on the Little Mermaid. Subtitled: Hans Christian Andersen is Turning Somersaults in his Grave. [ PG-13 ]Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-0480. Erased reviewsA poem written for a character I'm RPGing. Much with the over-the-top angst. To be mocked and laughed at. ::mocks and laughs at::Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-0481. beautiful dreamer reviewsbeautiful dreamer dreams no more. this is not a fairytale.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-04 - Complete82. broken reviewsone of those 'hip', 'modernized', 'americanized' kind of haikus. kind of works out to 5-7-7. [shrug]Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-0483. no hope reviews[will there be any hope here ever again] r.i.p.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-0484. wake up, sleeping beauty reviews[to a girl who is sleeping through her life. may she one day awaken and do something to better the world.]Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-0485. sinner saint reviewsI wrote two haiku that complimented one another, so I put them together and it turned out kind of... eerie. Written for a friend who is no longer a part of this world. RIP.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-0486. Requiem reviewsRest in peace, Justin. [Good night, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.]Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-0487. V D reviewsValentine's Day, venereal disease, same thing. R & R or I will give you botulism. Thankies! [bounces off[Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-24-0488. Virgin Death reviewsI blame this on temporary insanity. R & R or I will die and come back as a ghost to haunt you.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-0489. Oh, Rivers reviewsI mock because I love, emo kids.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-04 - Complete90. Eric reviewsEh. I'm such an ass. R & R pwease.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-0491. Stripped reviewsNo, this has nothing to do with Christina Aguilera. I'm too dull to come up with a clever title. R & R or I will bite your ankles until you do.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-0492. If She Was Beautiful reviews[The 'victim' of an unrequited crush muses on the girl who loves him.] I've got unrequited love on the brain. R & R or I will eat your firstborn.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-24-0493. Pretty Things reviews[Everything dies, even pretty things.] Why is there not a horror category for poetry? Hm. Anyway, this is weird. Kind of creepy. R & R or I shall unleash my rabid beagles on you.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-0494. The Rain reviewsA haiku I wrote for English class. Sort of a religious theme. Read and review or I'll make you impotent ::waggles fingers:: You are now impotent. HAHA.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-0495. perfecting imperfection reviewsI am not perfect. I am also not a good poet. Review and read, and all that good shite. Tell me you loved it. Tell me it made you impotent.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-0496. Quicksilver reviewsA conversation I had with a gay friend about relationships and stuff. For the most part, everything was said. Not necessarily word for word. R & R or I'll stalk you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-0497. Where Is My Head? reviewsA silly love poem for a boy in my English class. [swoons] Annnnnyway. This is a piece of utter drek. R & R while Salsa continues mooning over her boy.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-0498. 12 Reasons Gays Should Not Be Allowed to Marry reviews12 reasons gays should not be allowed to marry. Keep in mind this is SATIRE. I hope you all know what satire is, and if you don't, I included a definition inside. S A T I R EFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-17-0499. all aboard the short bus » reviewsMore funny quotes up. Rating kicked up for some...disturbing imagery. R & R please, and, hopefully, laugh yer arse off!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 10-15-03100. Moon is the Man reviews[He is the moon.] R & R please. Or else the rubber chicken gets it... RIGHT IN THE ASS! ::swings rubber chicken from a leash::Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-04101. What Remains reviews"What thou lovest well remains, all the rest is dross." - Ezra Pound. Upon first glance, nothing is as it seems. So take a second, harder look.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-04102. May Angels Lead You In reviews/May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in./ Rest in peace Dan Snyder.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-04103. Obsessive reviewsA peek inside my mind.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-04104. A Sonnet to Someone I Hate reviewsAn English assignment. I had to write a sonnet in the style of Shakespeare, to someone I didn't like. Review or the chicken gets it! ::waves rubber chicken in air::Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-03105. Answers reviewsSort of an anti-suicide haiku... Written during the time my friend attempted suicide. ::shrug:: ::waves rubber chicken in air:: review or the chicken gets it!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-03106. Outside Forces » reviews-THIS STORY IS DEAD- Can superstar junior hockey player, Gordie Smith, find love with shy, intelligent wallflower, Jamie Polanco? Or will outside forces try to keep them apart?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-7-03107. sudden death reviewssudden death overtime, stanley cup finals. what it all means.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-03108. born into it reviewsBrett Hull. Bobby Hull. Shadows. Family and how you can't escape your father's shadows.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-03109. paranoid goalie reviewsParanoid!Cujo remembers what happened in St. Louis, Edmonton and Toronto. Speculation, pure speculation. Meaning, this is fake.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-03110. no hard feelings reviewsSpeculation. Stevie Yzerman apologizes to Sergei for letting him down for the sake of the lockerroom cliques.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-03111. do svidanye:goodbye reviewsWhat is Pavel Datsyuk thinking about Sergei Fedorov right now? This is just my speculation.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-03112. unfurled reviewsWritten in the POV of Sergei Fedorov, a professional athlete. What he may be thinking. FICTION.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-03113. good night, sweet prince reviewsHad to write this for my creative writing class. Based characters on Dean Koontz's Intensity. ::shrug::Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-03114. confusion reviewsI ponder some confusing feelings, and wonder what the hell is wrong with me. [PG-13 for F/F sentiment]Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-03115. psalm 23 reviewsBLASPHEMY! She commits BLASPHEMY! Lol. I reworked Psalm 23 out of utter boredom to see what it might be like if God was portrayed as a woman... If you don't like the idea of God being a woman, don't read. Flames will be eaten.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-03116. psalm II reviewswhere have you gone?Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-03117. god looks down reviewsmournsPoetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-03118. psalm I reviewswhere is god?Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-03119. A Prayer reviewsUm yeah. I wrote a 'prayer'. :shrug: Kind of odd, considering I'm so out of touch w/God right now. Kind of a prayer about respecting homosexual unions?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-03120. ode to chaldea reviewsso coldPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-03121. perchance to dream reviewstwo brothers make a shocking discovery. tongue in cheek.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-03122. somewhere in the middle reviewstony reminisces and contemplates.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-03123. and then i reviewsi fell in love with you at first sight, and you fell shortly after.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-03124. nightmare reviewsYeh, I had a nightmare one night and wrote a haiku about it. When will the madness stop? ::swings rubber chicken in air:: Probably never. R AND R or the chicken gets it!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-03125. undelicious reviews::waves arms:: ::animatedly swings rubber chicken in air:: r and r or the chicken gets it!Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-03126. rather be reviewsone time, i wanted to be gay.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-03127. rot in pardubice: the ballad of dominik hasek reviewsread at your own peril. i hate dominik hasek.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-03128. tracking into the nightA poem about the Barry Bonds record homerun.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 11-25-03129. honta yohonta yo - true warriors are not afraid to die. for the guts and the glory, detroit.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 11-25-03130. nights like thisPoem I wrote during a Braves/Rockies game in which the Braves lost, big time.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 11-25-03131. black hole heart reviewscould have been betterPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-03132. dan snyder II reviews1978 - 2003Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-03133. dan snyder I reviewsgood night, sweet prince. and flights of angels sing thee to thy sleep.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-03134. sleep reviewsHad to write this for English class. A strange man apologizes for the wrongs he's committed. shrug Weirdness ahoy.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-03135. steve yzerman reviews/ To Steve Yzerman, the best player to ever wear the Red Wings' logo /Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-03136. the object of my affection reviewsthar be pedophiles here!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-03137. to thine own self reviews/ Only murder makes one truly free. / Weird. Not really horror. I felt like putting it here.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-03138. start the commotion! reviewsWhat if the Detroit Red Wings and Colorado Avalanche were a bunch of unruly 10 year olds? What if the Avs challenged the Wings to a street hockey championship?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-03139. down and distance: revisedREVISED. Star football players don't fall in love with one another-right?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Published: 11-17-03140. familiar routine reviewsthey are ordinary people . . . and they are coming apartFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-03141. down and distance[SLASH] The footballers from 'Mirrors' are back :-P Tad attempts a Hail Mary. Will Derek catch it?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Published: 10-20-03142. american't reviews9/11 one year laterFiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-03143. crossing the line reviewsWrote this paper for a speech class. Deals with child sexual abuse in team sports, May be disturbing material. Don't read if you're easily upset by these things.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-03144. daddy's little girl reviewswicked.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-03145. time of your life reviewsfemslash - 71310: lol typo in the title.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-16-03146. the fall of civilization in america reviewsi am pretentious. a rant.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-03147. for as long as you're here we're not reviewsJust some thoughts on Sergei Fedorov's leaving Detroit for Anaheim. Inspired partly, by Ana's Song :PFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-03148. mirrorsSlashlet. I guess, since it's so short. Wrote this for a school assignment. I love submitting slash for English class Microfiction assignment.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 10-14-03149. ode to patrick roy reviewsI wrote this in honor of Patrick Roy, the recently retired Colorado Avalanche goalie.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-03150. tigers or pussycats?I wrote this about my hapless Detroit Tigers. Hopefully, they won't overtake the '62 Mets' record for losses.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 9-26-03151. chessmaster reviewsA poem I wrote in honor of the legendary Scotty Bowman.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-03152. ignorance is bliss reviews!Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-03153. love and baseball reviews"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, age 8Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-03154. just keep telling yourself that reviewsWoot my first fic posting at fictionpress! Be impressed. On second thought, be scared. This could be taken as slash incest. [PG13]Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-6-03155. alive inside reviews- - -Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-03156. spurling strikes him out reviewsI set out to write one of the stupidest poems ever conceived. I'd like to think I succeeded.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-03157. Skies of Cerulean Blueg Eh... I guess this one isn't too bad... Lame rhyming scheme though. -kicks it-Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 6-2-03158. Everybody Else But Me reviewspg Just me whining about not being pretty.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-03159. always going to be there reviews[pg-ish I suppose] Another angstified suicide-ish poem.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-03160. sick today reviewsI wrote this during French Class... I was still upset over my friend. It kind of came out rhyming unintentionally. [pg]Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-03161. violated reviews[pg13, might offend] Wrote this one night during an ep. of CourtTV. About a rape. from the offender's POV. Please take the warning into consideration. Could be considered offensive.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-03162. alone reviews[pg13] another suicide-y type poem. less of a downer than 'vicous cycle'.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-03163. vicious cycle reviews[pg-13] a friend of mine recently tried to commit suicide, and I pounded out this stupid little poem for him. *shrug* he'll never see it, but let me know what you think.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-03164. kiss the boys reviewsNot all sure about this one, but it could be considered yaoi/slashy. Interpret it as you wish.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-03
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