To protect my identity from the people I write about, I can't tell you much about me. Alas, you shall never know my shoe size, favourite colour, or the specific type of cheese I like. However, I may tell you that I'm right-handed, I've a pointy nose, and turnips are my least favourite root vegetable. I also go by several different names, 'Concertina', 'Concepta', 'Betty', 'Mohammed Joe', but as I tend to suffer from slight amnesia I can't remember which one is genuine. It might not even be in that list. If you are known as Clíona, then you shouldn't be reading this, and you are a mean wench who will never benefit from my organ donor card. Good day sir! 

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1. Saving the World, thanks to algebra » reviews

A Demon Maths Teacher tries to take over the world, conquering one place at a time. She doesn't know what she's dealing with when she takes eight students hostage.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-25-03 - Published: 4-6-03

2. My Cwazee class of 2002 » reviews

My class is very strange, to say the least. But one day I realized they were quite funny really. BEWARE! *FINISHED*

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 10-15-02