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since: 03-28-02, id: 190839
country: New Zealand
Author has written 29 stories for General, General, and Spiritual.
Anyway. Bio (seeing as I've been told in no uncertain terms i need one - thanks for reminding me, Glory, i've been meaning to get around to it). I'm twelve, I like Hanson and I live in a carboard box. That's why I have a computer. Or something like that. I like kittens and puppies, and if I win this contest I will end world hunger (big cheese-whiz grin and lame ass wave follows).
Enough of that. Really I'm now eighteen (and bored because I did all the fun stuff already) years old, female (last time i checked, anyhow - although I do drink beer and watch the rugby and the supercars) from New Zealand. Yes, the rumours about the sheep are true. Moving on. I'm going to university this year, I want to be a lawyer (yes, one of those horrid slimy things). I figure lawyers are like males. You don't have to like them, but you do need them occasionally so it's always better to be nice. That, and they both make great doorstops. Okay, what else . . .
btw, i think Hanson suck. Just felt the need to make that one understood.
I do like loud, loud rock music that makes your eardrums bleed. and the movie Boondock saints - it's my patriotic movie!!! And I apparently can't stick to one simple topic.
No, I'm not crazy, I just haven't had my medication for several years.
My faves are Monkey (not as gay-assed as it sounds, i promise, flame me if i'm lying), Shades of Grey, All in beauty-all in shame, Alice and the Red Queen and My heroine. The rest all kick Britney Spears's ass too, but my judgement is clouded because they're mine. I'm going to shut up now. Okay I love you, buh-bye.
Peace, Love and Killer Rubber Duckies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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1. Breathe in
HOw people delude themselves. Due to be published in a book of spiritualism (if all goes well)
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
2. Epitaph
Also published. God, some people like the weirdest sht.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
3. Monkey
Oooh, published. weird, weird poem
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
4. You know reviews
pity there isn't a category for screwed up. anyway you know the words, sing along
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-27-03 - Published: 7-27-03
5. The Game reviews
i was meant to be working when i did this one, too. it's weird as usual. go on review me, you know you want to.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-03
6. Baby child reviews
some people make me so angry and upset. and alcohol makes me so drunk. the spelling is that way on purpose. r&r
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-03
7. Bitter Legion
more cheerful things. i was supposed to be working when i did this. review me, I wasn;t joking, i do know where u live
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-03
8. Shades of Grey better than all the other ones reviews
I am evil Homer. Bubble wrap is so fun.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-03 - Published: 4-6-03
9. Raging Angel of White reviews
yeah i dont know where that came from. Thought of the day: If we had a world with no leaders, who would start the wars?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-27-03 - Published: 3-27-03
10. My Heroine hehe, play on words reviews
in a sense yes, in a sense no. double meaning
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03
11. Idylic reviews
oh well. not as the title suggests
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03
12. Dead tide reviews
now what does that rhyme with? (stick an 'i' in the middle)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03
13. All in Beauty, all in shame reviews
psychotic. oh, if anyone cares, the drug planes r flying overhead
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03
14. True Love reviews
-coughing fit follows- -badly concealed laughter follows- you obviously have not read any of my poetry if you believe this.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-03
15. Double tongue reviews
I was driving home from my 'serial killers anonymous' meeting when I daydreamed this up. I have moved on from hampsters to PIDGEONS!!!!!!...haha.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-9-03 - Published: 2-9-03
16. The Ruins reviews
Better than the others today. in my mind. WARNING. I have a hampster and i'm not afraid to use it. R&R or the hampster gets it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-30-03 - Published: 1-30-03
17. Unsure reviews
It's just about being nasty. speaking of which, i found some more hampsters hiding in the closet :)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-03 - Published: 1-30-03
18. Seashell reviews
kill all the stuck up bimbos, this WILL warp your mind. it contains sumbliminal messages. unfortunately they aren't very evil. Nor do they actually work. Including the 'you must review this or you will get a phonecall and die in 7 days' one
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-30-03 - Published: 1-30-03
19. Mechanical Stars reviews
One of my older ones. Kind of well . . . trashed. Sorry dudes, no innocent little animals to threaten today. So just do your duty anyway.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-30-03 - Published: 1-30-03
20. Manequin
well thats what you really are, isn;t it. you're not a real person. r&r.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-28-03 - Published: 1-28-03
21. Acid Rain reviews
Soliquoy - look it up, children. mean and evil and nasty. Originally written for school certificate. got 10 out of 10, and got sent to a shrink. r&r, i've just found some guinea pigs. they were out of puppies, sorry.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-03 - Published: 1-28-03
22. Cain, Love Hope and Charity reviews
my sick, sick, sick version of black humour -shivers deliciously- read it, because I can always find more cute litttle animals to threaten. I've run out of bunnies and hampsters but i could go for some cute widdle puppies :)
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-03 - Published: 1-28-03
23. Broken Understatements of the Moonshadow reviews
Not what it was before. probably sick and twisted and disturbing. tell me if you think it needs a higher rating. r&r, the cute little bunnies are getting nervous now.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-03 - Published: 1-14-03
24. Blank reviews
It really is called Blank. Or blanki, if you want it to sound cute. by the way, i'm running out of hampters. R&R, or I'm going to start threatening bunnies, next. sick sick girl.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-03 - Published: 1-14-03
25. Unattainable
when the truth is a waste of your time and my legacy of words crumbles to dust
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 1-13-03
26. killer weevils reviews
Bela Lugosi strikes back. Well not really. But I'd go and see it at the movies. I like reviews -badly concealed hint.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 1-13-03
27. Serial number reviews
Tastes like chicken, it does. read and review baby. I know where you live. Actually I dont, but I'm sure the CIA do.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 1-13-03
28. Read me You will get a phone call & die in 7 days reviews
If you are adverse to bright, flashing lights then this is not for you. Well, maybe read it just for kicks. After all, others might find your seizure amusing. r&r.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 1-13-03
29. Alice and the Red Queen reviews
it's kind of freaky I guess. read it and decide for yourself. It's a schitzo letter . . . ooh . . . r&r, even.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-13-03 - Published: 1-13-03
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