Shade Strife (shade StrIfe) n. 1. A vertically challenged young female of the species Bishonenis Glompamuchus (commonly known as a 'fangirl'); prone to chewing on ankles, performing bellyflops and face plants, spinning on rotating office chairs, and displaying an unatural attraction to mallets.
2.One who is prone to doodling and writing in random outbursts.
3.One who displays an unreasonable hatred and or fear of the common wood tick.
4. One showing a fetish for wings and or shirtless bishonen.

"O that he were here to write me down an ass! But masters, remember that I am an ass: though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass." Act 4, Scene 2, lines 80-83, Much Ado About Nothing