Author has written 9 stories for Humor, General, General, Historical, and Life.

*28 March, 2004
It's been such a long time since I've updated this...sorry! I still haven't posted much of the poetry I did over the summer, but I'll get around to that later. Right now, most of my planned stories are all fanfics, so I might not be updating here for a long time yet. If I think of something, I'll post it though.

I'm nearly finished with the months of insanity that are senior year, and am moving into some freetime, so may have time to write again...but between the play, having an exchange student, and being in the big choir performance of the year, not to mention the political science class from hell I just haven't had time to write...or read which has been driving me insane!

Okay, a partial list of current obsessions/SOME favorite books, movies, tv shows, music people etc all together for MY convenience:
~Forensics and the thrill of competition
~Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X
~the Things they Carried
~Beowulf/LOTR/the Hobbit
~books by Esther Freisner
~the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Douglas Adams
~Jane Eyre-which I'm in the middle of reading right now even though I should be reading the play for class
~Wicked --which is awesome!
~Thursday Next series
~pretty much anything Brittish/mythological
~um, too many others, moving on now
~LOTR movies
~Equilibrium(kick arse movie in the same genera as the matrix--lots of violence, but a very powerful message, go see it, you'll love it--he steals a cute puppy!)
~Trigun
~the Simpsons
~Babylon 5/Crusade
~Alias
~that 70's Show
~other sci-fi shtuff
~Barenaked Ladies
~Train
~Bill Mumy & all his bands (finally got another of his cds with folk guitar influences...amazing stuff...and his daughter is so cute!)
~Mira Furlan (some of her stuff, not all)
~New Found Glory/Good Charlotte/Simple Plan
~Enya
~Alanis
~Natalie Merchant
~traditional celtic music
~the list goes on, don't make me continue

Here's the scoop on some fics--

AOTG-no, it's NOT a Star Wars spin off. It shows the wonders of boredom mixed with the joys of mixing my wonderful muse Fünda with a bunch of Mövenpick sticks and two of my really close friends at two in the morning in "the Grand Hotel Colon" in the Middle of Madrid one fine mid-summer's eve...aka, really random and really funny, based off of those things where one person writes down the place, another the time, etc. please read and review, Please...*big puppy eyes*

D. for Dummies-please, please, PLEASE read it!! (and review too) I really like it and I spent a long time working on it for creative writing class, I want to know what poeple think of it, cuz I think my teacher didn't like it as much as my first story for the class and I know it's long, I'll split it up into chapters soon to make it shorter if that'll get you all to read it...

THBOITM: I loved writing this story, will somebody please read it and review?!?!?!?! ANYONE!?!?!?!?! I really like it and it makes me sad noone even looked at it in all these months!I'm not going to post the last chapter until somebody shows interest in this!

okay, and now some quotes I have to brighten up your day and make you reading my bio worthwhile...thanks a lot!! ((If there's ever a quote that puzzles you, or you'd like to know more about, e-mail or IM me, and I'll be more than happy to explain and to have a new friend! (not like anyone ever reads my bio, but still, I like to keep up the illusion that sombody's reading this)))

"Life is all fun and games--until someone loses an eye. Then it's a scavenger hunt!!"
~Jill Hollander

"Don't you want to be a beautiful eagle, soaring high above the clouds?"
"Hell no! I wannna be a weasel...She does to."
"And *why* do you want to be a weasel?"
"Because, with all due respect, sir, eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
~silverrain, her friend, and an evil camp councelor...(go read Silver's stuff, she's really good and right down in the favorite author's box)

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile from them and you have their shoes"
~Frieda Norris

"They go from the middle of warfare, and into, like, the bosom of nature. It really helps them connect with the earth and become hobbits again."
"Mmmm...bosom..."
"Did I just say 'bosom'?"
"Yeah!"
~Billy and Dom-aka Merry and Pippin-in an interview somewhere that my Sarah-our Sam-gave me that my friend and I recite often

“I mean, sleep and caffeine—they’re pretty much the same thing, right?”
~Little evil dictaor Liz

“Yes. That girl is hot. And how do I know this? Because she has the word ‘hottie’ in glittery letters on her chest.”
~Liz, as a boy, explaining the merits of tee shirts with words

"Even though your team knows you and Mary Spadoni roomed together, even though they know that you and she went shopping for undergarments to prank someone on another team, even though your other roommate knows you “ran around the halls” on Friday night at 11:45 because you were too giddy, and even though you and Mary were suspected, separately though never together, of coordinating Operation Bootylicious, as long as you CLAIM you didn’t do it, your teammates will believe whatever you tell them."
~Mary Catherine on Forensics Nationals last year

Or you can e-mail or IM me anytime, well, not Im, but you know what I mean...I like hearing from people

Oh, and if you review me I will review you, I always have, and I hold to that policy...it applies to fanfiction.net also! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge!*

well, that is where I leave you for now...toodles!
peace, love, nirvana
hear no evil, see no evil, eat no evil
love, peaches, and doughnuts,

~Kai =^_^= (pets both Fündas on the head)

some favorite websites:

www.megatokyo.com (Piro and Seraphim are sweeties), www.emotioneric.com (hours of entertainment), http://www.yinepu.net/nicehairindex.html (a slightly twisted webcomic about some of our favorite Brits..."the nose, like the WOMB!")