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^Survey-type Thingy as of 2-9-03^
ThE bOrEdOm CoMmAnDs Me

1) When's your birthday? April 17th
2) Where do you live? The desert of "so cal" that's slowly turning into a suburb of LA, complete with wanksta grafitti and "riots" at schools. We all listen to 2 Pac... oh, and a li'l bit of Justin Timberlake. We tag on electric boxes with gel pens. A pool in our neighborhood is a tarp-covered bed of a truck filled with water. Representin' Palmdale and Afroman (who grew up here... woo). Word to your mother, kids.
3) Have you visited all 50 states? Lemme just answer that by asking another question: Does it look like I get out that much?
4) Have you ever traveled abroad? A what? No, I'm sorry, I don't swing that way...
5) Do you like to travel? Road trips = pure insanity!
6) Describe a funny/crazy/freaky experience you had while traveling? Uh, well, my brother threw his gum out the window when I was 12 while we were on the way back from Massachusettes (eastSIIIDE!) and when we stopped to get gas I leaned up against his side of the car and started to walk away only to find that I had grown a bubblegum tail... and since I had no other clothes with me I had to go around the rest of the trip with a big spot of dirty gum on my ass... fun, no?
7) What's your favorite animal? FERRETS!
8) Do you have a pet? Yeah
9) Do you think hunting is wrong? For sport? Yup.
10) Describe a funny/crazy/freaky experience you had with animals? Umn... while I was laying down at my friend's house her dog climbed ontop of me and started humping my face... hah, I'm in a weird morose-humor mood right now... but that was hella funny... betcha NO ONE can top that!
11) So what school do you go to? Opportunities for Learning Charter School
12) Are you smart? ... *LMAO*
13) What are your average grades? Now it's A's and B's with an occasional C (math and history) but as soon as I get back into regular school I'll be lucky if I'm even passing
14) What class are you? Supposed to be 2004 but I like to add a "?" to the end of that from time to time =D
15) Do you like your school? Dude, I only go, what, two days a week for an hour each visit? What's NOT to like? ... Besides me missing out on a crapload of social... stuff...
16) True or false: There are some things you just can't learn in school. True yo!
17) Describe a funny/crazy/freaky experience you had at school. Psh...
18) How often do you brush your teeth? 2 times a day for a combined time of about 10 minutes (I'm so dental hygiene-ey =D )
19) What's your favorite flower? Any as long as it's a pretty color... dude, even if it's not, I'm not picky...
20) How about your favorite book? "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon" by Stephen King
21) TV show? INVADER ZIM!!!
22) Sport? To watch? None... to play in real life? Handball (IT'S A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT! As long as it envolves an object and some physical... ness... it's a sport)... to play on games? Tennis (Mario Tennis, baby!)
23) Homemade meal? OO, OO! Fried chicken, mashed 'tatos and peas... mmm...
24) About how long are you on the Internet per day? It just depends... if I'm on at all it's for hours on end but I can go a couple days in a row with no computer at all... even more if I didn't get so many damned e-mails...
25) Do you get along with your family? Enough to keep the peace
26) Would you do anything just to get out of your house for one day? Not anything... but just about...
27) Are there days when you'd rather be at school than at home? Yeah
28) Are your parents divorced? Nope but they act like it... they dun even sleep in the same room anymore
29) If so, for how long?
30) Is family life chaotic for you? Never
31) Would you rather bungee-jump or fight with your parents? Fight with my parents... it's fun getting my point across and proving them wrong >=]
32) Would you bungee-jump ever? If I had someone to cling onto while I went, maybe...
33) Are you a risk-taker? It depends
34) Would you skydive? Hell no, I'd die before I touched the ground
35) Scuba dive? Yah
36) Dive off the high dive? Hell no
37) Dive into a pool of Jell-O? OH FUCK YAH!!!
38) Would you ever skinny dip? *LOL* I have and will, thank you very much
39) Streak? *L* If I had the body, sure
40) Go to a nudist beach? Hell no, I can't stand people using me as eye candy when I have clothes ON, how the hell am I gonna frolic around NAKED?
41) If you answered "no" to number 40, why not? Bitch, dun get all indignant on me just 'cuz yo' ho ass would probably go to one!
42) But I'm assuming that you would go to a "regular" beach, right? Sure you nude beach activist
43) How often do you go to the beach? Prolly not as often as you, you nude beach activist
44) Do you ever work out like crazy before you go to the beach in hope of getting a good body to show off at the beach? Nah, I just go and end up feeling like a fat ass...
45) Describe a funny/crazy/freaky experience you've had while at the beach. Hmm... yah, this was definetely freaky... I went to this one beach and saw you there naked... you prolly thought it was a nude beach, you nude beach activist...
46) Given the chance, would you live at the beach? Sure
47) Have you ever surfed? Nah
48) Have you ever body-surfed? Is that what you call it when you're just standin' there, mindin' yo' own biznaz, and some wave comes and sends you sprawling out on the sand? 'Cuz, yah, I've done that...
49) Have you ever been at the beach in the middle of a rainstorm? ... Stupid nude beach activist, I hope you get struck by lightning
50) Have you ever been stuck anywhere in the middle of a rainstorm? If I have I obviously didn't see it as much of a big deal... it's just rain, c'mon now
51) Suppose it's sprinkling outside. Would you typically use an umbrella or wear a hat? Or neither? Psh, screw that, I love the rain, I ain't skurred of no water in my hair... freakin' preps...
52) Studies show that your chances of being struck by lightning are tripled if you are holding an umbrella in the middle of a thunderstorm. Would you still use an umbrella anyway? I wouldn't be using an umbrella in the first place... those things are a bitch to carry around
53) Do you know anyone who's been struck by lightning? No
54) Do you know anyone who has died? Were you close to this person? (or people)? Nope and nope
55) Did you cry? Never got the chance
56) Do you tell your loved ones "I love you" on a daily basis? Some of 'em
57) Have you ever loved someone so much it's made you cry? Yea, but only 'cuz I couldn't have 'em
58) Have you ever fallen in love with someone else? ... Someone else? How the hell? You mean, like, "have you ever fallen in love with someone else, other than yourself?" Retarded and concieted nude beach activist...
59) Have you experienced "true love"? If it was true I'd still be feelin' it, huh
60) Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope
61) True or false: There's somebody out there for everybody. Yes
62) Do you go through partners quickly? Yah, I lose interest once I find out that they like me too... weird
63) What do you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend? I've lowered my standards... anything that can feed itself is date-able now
64) Would you go out with someone who was drop-dead gorgeous but absolutely stupid? If their stupidity was amusing and harmless then sure, as long as they had a good personality to back it up
65) Do you go out with people just for their looks alone? Nope
66) Do you undress people with your thoughts? *LOL* Like, in my daydreams and such...
67) Have you ever performed oral sex? I plead the 5th... wait... I dun even know why people say that, the answer is even more obvious when you "plead the 5th" than it is when you give a simple "yes" *L*
68) Have you ever had oral sex performed on you? Now this is a question I can answer with no shame... no, I haven't
69) Do you like this number? ... What number? ... Oh... OH! Not particularly, no
70) Are you a virgin? Yup
71) Do you think oral sex is sex? In a way, yah... in God's eyes it is but in the world's eyes it's not
72) What are your thoughts about teen pregnancy? Retarded
73) True or false: Premarital sex is wrong. Yah...
74) True or false: You should only have sex with someone when you're truly in love. True
75) Given the chance, would you be willing to have a one-night stand with someone? Nope...
76) Do you think you would get a thrill out of going to a club, having a one-night stand with someone, then wake up the next morning with a total hangover and not remember what you did last night, and to find that the person that was with you is nowhere to be seen, and you find 50 missing from your wallet? ... No. No I wouldn't.
77) Do you plan on saving sex until you're married? Ya but I dun wanna get married so I guess I'm gon' die a virgin... sucks... I guess... *L*
78) Are you planning on getting married? ... Nope
79) At what age? If I do it'll be after I'm still able to be seen as a "good catch" but before I'm beyond the point of getting a life partner who'll think I'm fine and good in bed and stuff *L*
80) Do you want to have a big, spectacular wedding with everyone you know or a small, traditional, get-together-with-family-and-close-friends wedding? I dunno... I either wanna go really big or... well, here's my li'l fantasy: in the middle of the desert during spring on the hood of an old, light blue cadillac with a priest and such... me dressed like Dib or Tak and my hubby dressed like Zim... and then after that we'll just drive off... =D Romantic...
81) Do you plan on having kids? Hell no
82) If you answered "yes" to number 81, how many are you planning to have?
83) Are you more interested in having a conformative, all-American, white-collared job, married, living in a suburban home, a dog, and 2.3 kids, or more interested in living a non-traditional, action-packed life? The last one. Yah. That one sounds good.
84) What's your favorite smell? ... Boy, can't get much more random than that
85) Movie? A Little Princess
86) Actor and actress? I couldn't care less about those snooty rich hos
87) Beverage? Sprite, Root Beer and Kool Aid
88) Music type? I like rap, hip hop, R&B, indie and just regular rock
89) Musical artist? Dun got a fave
90) Would you ever want to be on "Survivor"? *LOL* HELL YES!
91) How about "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"? YES!
92) "The Weakest Link"? Hell no, that show's mean and boring
93) Are you the weakest link? Yeah, I'd be the first one out
94) Are you a TV fan? Not like those hardcore "oo, Friends is on, I gotta tape it!" but I do like music videos, stand up comedy and cartoons so I guess I'm a "TV fan"
95) Are you an aspiring actor? Uh... no?
96) Are you a sports fan? No, not really
97) Are you an aspiring athlete? *LOL* Hell no
98) Would you want to live in a big city? Sure, just to see what it'd be like, why not?
99) If you answered "yes" to number 98, which city(ies) would you like to live in? It dun really matter... LA I guess... or Tokyo =D
100) Are you a perfectionist? When it comes to small things yah... like the writing on my Zim tapes being perfect, the songs in my computer being named with consistance (ie if I decide to put the people featured in songs in parentheses then the whole list has to be done like that) and my little Pikachu and Dragonball Z figurines being aligned perfectly
101) It's the 101st question. (Cheryl: Are you shittin' me? Gee, I had no idea.) Do you like the movie "101 Dalmations"? DUDE, I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! The cartoon one, not the people one
102) Does anyone you know remind you of Cruella de Vil? Nah
103) Are you afraid of failure? Yeah... 'specially when it comes to getting a job
104) How about rejection? Kinda, only sometimes though... only during certain circumstances
105) Michael Jordan didn't make one of his high school basketball teams. When Barbara Walters first started out in journalism, she was told that she would never make it in television. With these things in mind, are you still afraid of failure and rejection? Well, yah! Psh, good for them. I personally dun wanna work that hard to get that far in life
106) Do you like anybody at the moment? ... Kinda... *Blush*
107) If so, who? If I told you you'd raise a brow and step away from me slowly, but I'll tell ya anyways... wait, no I won't... ehehehehehehe...
108) Are you straight, gay, or bi? Straight yo
109) Do you go on dates often? I ain't been on an official date for 4 years *LOL*
110) Do you like to go on double dates? Never been on one
111) Blind dates? Same
112) Describe a funny/crazy/freaky experience you've had while on a date. Uh, well... no. No, I dun feel like answering these damn questions no mo'.
113) If someone set you up on a blind date, and you were told you were perfect for each other. When you finally meet your date, he/she is not very attractive and smells bad. What would you do in such a situation? I'd give him a chance, who knows, maybe he'll turn out to be really kick ass and maybe he just came back from some... activity that would cause you to smell bad, I dunno *L*
114) Are you typically the dumper or the dumpee? Dumper, believe it or not
115) How bad do you feel after you've broken up with someone (if you feel bad at all?) Really bad until they start hacking into my email and ICQ (THAT DAMN BASTARD DANA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE A LITTLE FRUIT AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I FOUND YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GET ME TO GET WITH YOU AGAIN IMMATURE (in a bad way) AND PATHETIC... HAHA loser...)
116) True or false: There are plenty of fish in the sea. No. No, not really.
117) Do you believe in fate, meaning that all of our lives are predetermined? Nope!
118) Do you think when we die, that's it? Nope!
119) Are you religious? Religious is those guys on TV who smack people upside the head and tell them their saved... no, I'm not religious but I love Jesus and practice Christianity. I dun label myself as "religious" because "religion" has been given a horrible name and it's sad...
120) Are you a "holy roller"? *LOL* A wha?
121) True or false: 121 is a perfect square. ... 121? Wtf does math gotta do with religion? Dude, you lost me
122) Do you go to church? Yup, twice a week
123) If so, how often? ... Ehehe
124) When was the last time you went to church? Wednesday... I didn't go today *Shame*
125) Do you think church is boring? No because my church has a special "youth" ministry that teaches you stuff but makes it funner than the actual service
126) Do you belive in God? Yup!
127) Heaven? Yup
128) Hell? Yup
129) Reincarnation? Nope
130) What about aliens? Sure!
131) Do you think aliens really have abducted Earthlings? I dunno, I think we could very well be living in the MIB universe (aliens all around us disguised like humans) and not even know it
132) Do you play any sports? No
133) Do you work out? Sometimes
134) If so, how often? When I feel like it *L*
135) Do you work out to maintain good health or try to maintain a good body, or both? Both
136) How fast can you run a mile? My best time ever was 9 minutes but that was four years ago... *LOL*
137) Do you drink a lot of bottled water? No, I drink too slow
138) Can you taste the difference between different kinds of water? Besides bottled and tap, it's all the same to me
139) Do you play any musical instruments? Yah, the electric triangle *L*
140) How about singing? Do you sing? Dude, you dun gotta ask me twice... freak, all up in muh biz... yes. Yes, I sing.
141) Do you write music? Nope, I dun got the brain capacity to write music *LOL*
142) How about lyrics? Nah, but you can prolly turn some of my poems into actual lyrics
143) What do you like to do when you're bored? ... Uh, gee, I really do not know. *Eyes the survey before her* What do YOU think?
144) Do you daydream? All the time
145) Have you ever been embarrassed in a class because you were daydreaming? No, not really
146) Do you ever get in trouble in school for your behavior? Uh, who doesn't/hasn't?
147) Do you get low marks because of your behavior? Not no mo'
148) Are you a class clown? *LOL* Yah, in seventh grade the teacher asked "Why did a bunch of people start traveling to California in 1849?" and I jumped up and said "It's the cheese!!!" *L*
149) Have you ever had detention? Yah
150) Been sent to the principal's office? I was called up to the principal's office once, but only because I was a "witness" to some stupid fight that I really didn't pay attention to...
151) The last few questions are about people you know. Who's the most likely to become a highly-regarded lawyer? I hate these shits, let's just ignore 'em, kay?
152) An army general?
153) A professional singer?
154) A movie star?
155) An award-winning author/poet?
156) A teen mother?
157) And who will be the father?
158) A stand-up comedian?
159) A talk show host?
160) A fugitive on the run from the law?
161) Describe yourself in three words. Obsessive, unique, strange *L*
162) Did you like taking this survey? How much fun is one supposed to have during these damned things???
163) Was it too long? Guh, yah!

^Ficcy Update-type Thingy as of 2-9-03^
RoAd BlOcK

I'm having a little bit of trouble writing chapter 17 of "Disgusting Brown Shell Like Thingies"... it seems that my mind is being torn between another fic idea and my growing social life... so dun be too surprised if it takes me a long while to get it written... I'm trying but there's not much you can do when you're not "feelin' it" a certain day... just be patient, I'm sure I'll come up with somethin' soon enough! Thanks!

"7 days without prayer makes one weak."
"Those who throw dirt at others are losing ground."

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