This is Zam Kenobi here! I am also known as the pyromaniac,
orc horde owner,
Inuyasha sit/smush-loving,
Legolas hugging,
Haldir saving,
Estel owies,
DWARF!!!


I would like to introduce you to the orcs I got for Christmas from my sis Lina Skye! Here is Golhâk the Straggler, Snikdûl the Mucous, Urkwûsh the Ripper! I also have many other mindless minion orcs! Only three have names though.

Golhâk, Snikdûl, and Urkwûsh: *wave*


HEY EVERYBODY! I HAVE A WEBPAGE NOW! GO ZAM!! WOO HOO!! BUT IT IS UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION!


Anyway, on to the rest of my everchanging bio.



Fav. Quotes:

"Suicidal toad power!" -an inside joke between my a friend and me ^_^. Don't ask!


"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans" -A youth leader at one of my youth groups


"Men are like mailboxes: there's always another one down the road!" -another one of a friend's quotes!


"In my experience there's no such thing as luck, my young friend - only highly favorable adjustments of multiple factors to incline events in one's favor." -Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Star Wars Trilogy novel


(Looking at Kagome's math book) "Eh? What kind of book of spells is this???" -Inuyasha



"Busy Beaver Construction Company-the best dam builder in town!" -an American Eagle long sleeved t-shirt (get it? *bursts out laughing)


"If 'if's and 'but's were candies and nuts, then we'd all have a very merry Christmas!" -my cousin


"Life's like a box of chocolates...until you sit on the box, then it is like pudding." -another quote from Lina Skye


"Ever wondered what it would be like to have Gandalf as our grandpa? Then he'd be Gandaddy! Or Grandalf!" -My cousin again


"Nobody uses a dwarf as a human shield!" -My cousin making fun of Gimli's way of talking


"Mama always said you could tell a lot about people by their shoes" -Forrest Gump


"If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?" -???


"It's just like a bad train wreck...you just can't stop watching..." -a person I don't know said this when we were watching a BAD halftime show. I cracked up ^^


"Shall I describe it to you, or should I get you a box?" -Legolas (I'm sorry! I couldn't resist a quote from TTT)


Treebeard: "It is not our war."
Merry: "But you're part of this world!"
(that was soooooooo cool! Go hobbit, go!)


"Bring your pretty face to my axe!" -Gimli from TTT


Aragorn: "It's a long way."
Gimli: *looks* ".....Toss me...."
Aragorn: "......what?"
Gimli: "I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!"
Aragorn: *prepares to toss Gimli*
Gimli: "Wait! And don't tell the elf!"
Aragorn: "Not a word."


"It's risky breathing, let alone needing, trusting, reaching out. Life is a leap of faith, the bold declaration of hope." -Lee Ann Womack


"There are too many people too angry at a world that isn't in the least bit angry at them." Lee Ann Womack again


"If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you be? (me, I'm sticking with five.)" -Lee Ann Womack


"I hope that I don't leave with harsh feelings but if I do then screw the people that they belong to because if you hold any then I probably didn't like you." -Sealius, a friend of mine, leaving his last remarks on fanfiction.net (read his bio)



Now, here's one of my favorite poems by Shel Silverstein, The Voice

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long,
"I feel taht this is right for me,
I know that *this* is wrong"
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend,
Or wise man can decide
What's right for you--just listen to
The voice that speaks inside.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


That was soooooo beautiful T-T!


Okay, that's enough of my ranting. Here's some information about my stories.

I've decided to put my disclaimer here so I don't have to waste space in my stories. Here it is:

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in these stories except maybe a few original characters that may be shown in the stories. I am making no money off of these writings at all.



Oh, yes! I NORMALLY don't do individual review answers at the end of each chapter in my stories, so here's an answer for everyone who says they like my fics:
THANK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME!!! I LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU!


Ok, ahem, now that that emotional outbreak is over, I bid you farewell, and may the Force be with you.